Hey ya'll, this is the author speaking. This fanfic is supposed to be read like you're listening to it on the radio. I'll be writing about current events, past events, history, whatever, and make explanations for them. The Greek gods were behind it all! Anyways, I'm going to definatley go into some controversial subjects, like the Tiger Woods stuff, and well, I don't want to give away too much. Just know that I am not writing this to insult anyone, whether dead or alive. This is meant to be read as humor, so keep that in mind for future chapters. Anyways, Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I don't own Percy Jackson, the Olympians, or anything.
(Perky theme song: It's time! It's time! For the best show ever! It's time! It's time! For the dirty secrets of the gods! It's time! It's time! For the Gossip Goddess of Course!)
Good Evening listeners! You are listening to TGWBW. I am your hostess with the mostest, Gossip Goddess OPRAH! Well, my name isn't Oprah. And thankfully I am not that women who makes like zillions of dollars on TV, 'cause if I was, I wouldn't be wasting my time as a TV person, or whatever she is. I'd be on a remote island with hot young things named Kyle and Derek who feed me ambrosia cubes on gold platters. Oh, wait... I DO DO that! Lucky me and poor you, I mean, Oprah.
But, I have decided to leave my island so I can bring you TGWBW. I had to leave my personal paradise, because certain gods would blast poor little ole me to itty bitty pieces if they knew where I was. You wanna know why? Well of course you do! I am gonna spill all sorts of our gods and goddesses juicy secrets. All, and I do mean all, of the secrets will be bestowed on to you. It's time for their dirty, smelly laundry to be aired out. Those disgusting skeletons in their closets are coming OUT. Prepare yourself, 'cause it won't be pretty.
Ever wanna know why those dumb American celebrities do the dumb stuff they do? What about Tiger Woods? What about all the mysterious deaths? Where the heck Elvis is? Mmmmm? It certainly isn't a mystery. The gods were behind it of course! That's what TGWBW stands for silly. "The gods Were Behind WHAT!?!?!"
(Thunder Rumbles in the distanance)
Well, I'm not going to tell you all of their secrets right now, since I hear some thunder rumbling, but, tune in next time, where we'll start with something really fun about a certain "Queen of Heaven" and the poor guy she fell in love with. Here's a hint, it's not her husband…
Feel free to leave any requests on future episodes, 'cause the gods were probably behind it. Shoot, even if they weren't, I can twist it so they were behind it. Who needs Mist when you got me.
Tune in next time, for TGWBW!
This program has been brought to you by the Gossip Goddess.
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