The Misadventures of a 16 year old, Bi-polar, psychopathic,
pie-munching, prank pulling Shinigami
Chapter 1: When A Blue Cat
and an Explosion Expert meet
Raven was tired and bored. An unusual combination of the two, for normal people would have gone and done something of some worth, or take a nap. Not Raven, noway in hell was she going to take a nap for no reason other then bother somebody with her antics. The only problem is that she was nowhere near her normal area. First of all, she was trying not to hit herself, and that she was actually at Hueco Mundo.
"Damn it all. Out of everybody that I know, I'm the one that gets lost...Fuck it all..." Raven mumbles out, swearing to herself that she should make a fucking map of the area before she gets herself killed, again. Deciding that the best, and most likely the funnest, thing to do was to cause an explosion.
'You know your not supposed to go near explosives, Hana-chan. Especially after the incident with both Soul Society and Konoha.' Hakumei, Raven's Zanpakuto, tells her.
'Bah, no fun no fun. Hakumei-chan, why do you always rain on my fun?' Raven thought to her zanpakuto spirit.
'To keep you from killing yourself, Hana-chan.' Hakumei answers, but is answered by Raven's normal answer.
'Ara? Did you say something Hakumei-chan?' Raven asks, no longer paying attention to her blade's spirit. Hakumei just answers with a sigh, but glad that Raven hadn't done anything to bad. Well, up until Raven decided to go 'check out' the new building that somebody was building. That somebody turned out to one Sosuke Aizen, by a low ranking Hollow. After learning this, Raven had put up her sadistic grin on her face, something that would scare everybody that knew Raven.
'Hana-chan, why are you going there? You'll just get yourself killed again or maybe worse?' Hakumei asks, and Raven laughs.
'Ano...It's just for fun, Hakumei-chan. I just want to stir up some fun, that's all!' Raven answers, laughing all the same. Raven ignores the rest of Hakumei's chiding of Raven's decision, and runs toward the new large 'house' of sorts. She gets close enough to her something like a roar, and to the thanks of Hakumei, causing Raven's curious personality to come out.
"What was that?" Raven asks, excited by the new sound.
'It might have be a high ranking Hollow. Please be careful, Hana-chan.' Hakumei answering Raven's questions.
"Whatever it was, sounded strong! I'm gonna see what it was!" Raven says, and before Hakumei could convince her otherwise, speeds off toward that direction. It took Raven only a few seconds before Raven had found where the source of the noise had came from. It came from a panther-like Adjuchas class Hollow.
'He looks like a kitty-cat....Hakumei can we keep him?' Raven asks, watching the strange panther Hollow.
'Raven Hanabi! Have you lost your mind! No you may not keep that thing as a pet!' Hakumei chides Raven, and Raven sweat-drops slightly.
'Come on! It was just a joke!' Raven whines to Hakumei, ignoring the fact that the panther Hollow could most likely sense her.
"Who's there! Come out before I kill you!" The said Hollow growls out, and Raven swore that she heard Hakumei chuckle to herself.
"Nani? I didn't do nothing!" Raven says, coming from behind the rocks, which she liked to say looked as plain as everything else around there.
"Your a blasted Shinigami! How the fuck did you get here!" the Hollow hisses out, and Raven just smiles sweetly.
"Why I don't know what your talking about, Hollow-Kitty?" Raven says, actually feel Hakumei's glares.
"What the fuck did you just call me, you ugly bi..." The panther began, but stopped when a long blade's edge appeared at his neck.
"I suggest that you don't say the last word if you still want to be a Hollow." Raven says, all humor gone from her now serious voice.
"Now, how 'bout ya tell me your name? Mine's Raven Hanabi! What's yours?" Raven said, her voice happy now. The Panther Hollow just stared at the girl, now wanting nothing more but to kill her, but sighed at her annoying look.
"Fine, I'll tell you only once. Its Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez." The panther growls out, yet oddly enough earning himself a large, half crazed, look from the girl.
"That's a really cool name, Grimm-kitty!" Raven's says, and Grimmjow just wanted her to leave him the fuck alone, or some other Hollow's problem. The girl stops saying something to Grimmjow, and then starts laughing.
'You do know he wants to kill you now, Raven.' Hakumei tells Raven.
"Come on Hakumei-chan! I can't be that annoying that he wants to kill me. After all I'm just trying to be polite, which many people we both know want me to try out!" Raven answers to Hakumei, and Grimmjow thought the girl was speaking to herself.
'Yes, but not to a Hollow, Raven! Do you even have a sense of self-preservation?' Hakumei chides Raven, and Raven giggles again.
"What does 'Self-preservation' mean?" Raven asks to nobody in particular.
"How the fuck should I know." Grimmjow finally says something, and Raven just grinned again.
"Whoops! Sorry, Grimmjow! I was talking to my zanpakuto, and she gets mad really easy..." Raven says, scratching her head while laughing to herself.
"Basically, your insane." Grimmjow growls out, and Raven stops laughing.
"No. I don't know what insane means. Anyway, Imma gonna go and look at the new building!" Raven says, pointing to the large white building. A large grin had reappeared on her face, which for some odd reason, scares the panther Hollow.
"Wanna go with meh?" Raven suddenly asks.
'You only want to go there to check if they got any pie.' Hakumei says, and Raven growls out loud.
"Do not, Haku....They have pie! Whoosh!" Raven says, bringing her arms up to show great excitement for the thought. Grimmjow just looks at the crazed girl, slightly bothered that she got excited for the mention of pie.
'Raven Hanabi! You are...are you even listening to me! Raven! RAVEN?!' Hakumei yells, but to her horror, Raven had shut most of her brain so she couldn't hear her yell.
"Hey, Mister Grimm-kitty. Want to help me pull a prank on somebody? It'll be fu-un!" Raven says, a sly smile on her face. Yet, if Grimmjow was actually thinking, and this is such a huge 'IF', he would have noticed the more, happy tone that was in Raven's voice. He didn't.
3 Years later
Grimmjow was walking around Las Noches, his Arrancar uniform in its normality of it all. As always, he wanted to go out and kill something, or more so, he wanted to pick on some weaker Arrancar. Not his problem that they couldn't be Espada level.
'I wonder if that stupid idiot Yammy is nearby? Could put his ass on fire again...on second thought I better not.' Grimmjow thinks, his mind going over all the fun pranks he could have pulled on some of the Espada, if Aizen hadn't forbidden him after the time he had found his movie collection. That had put a large scar in Grimmjow's sanity. Suddenly, a large explosion is heard near him, and since Grimmjow had nothing better to do, he decided to go see if it was somebody to fight. Turning the corner, he see's a young girl with short brown hair and deep blue eyes. She was wearing a purple top and blue jeans.
"Whahahahaha! Just the perfect amount of high explosives!" The girl says, laughing with a large smile on her face. Tempted to attack the girl, he stops when the girl stops and smiles again.
"What are you going on about, Hakumei-chan? I don't wanna leave! I gotta get proof that Aizen is gay!" The girl says, her smile growing. Grimmjow knew who it was without needing to hear the name 'Hakumei-chan'. He just grins at this, and laughs. The sound gets the girls attention, and she smiles.
"Oi! It's Grimm-kitty!" the girl says, rushing over. "How ya been, you over-sized cat?"
"I'm not a fucking cat, Raven. Get it through your head." Grimmjow answers, grinning despite his anger at being called a cat again. The girl, Raven, just smiles, and laughs.
"Anyway. I can plainly tell that your a Arrancar...or just a neko." Raven says, gaining a swift aimed punch from Grimmjow. The which she quickly dodges the punch, and points him.
"Still no sense of humor, Grimmjow? You'll never be anywhere if you got no sense of humor." Raven says, her face still a slight smile.
"No sense of humor. I would love to prove you wrong, you crazy psychopath, but last time I pulled a prank, Aizen nearly killed me." Grimmjow growls out, and Raven shows him her fox grin.
"Then we pull a prank he can't track it back to you, or have no proof of said evidence...wanna go dye somebodies hair a neon color?" Raven asks, a demonic look in her eyes. Grimmjow just grins in return.
"And I know the perfect person." Grimmjow answers, and the two start to laugh softly. The two pranksters were about to begin there first prank.
Gin Ichimaru was bored, and was in the kitchen. He was munching on something that human's called cereal, but he didn't really care at that moment. Yet, suddenly the door opened to reveal Grimmjow and some girl. Seeing Gin, who was by himself, they grinned dangerously. Grimmjow and the girl quickly walked over, the girl's face reminding Gin of a fox.
"Gin? Can you do me a favor?" Grimmjow asks, and the girl giggles. Something in his tone of voice catches Gin's attention, and he nods his head.
"What can I do for you, Grimmjow? And who might this young girl by?" Gin asks, and Grimmjow just laughs. He looks at the girl, and the girl just smiles. Taking a seat next to Gin, the girl took his cereal.
"The name's Raven Hanabi. Me and Grimmy here want to dye somebody by the name of Ulquiorra Cifer. The problem is that we need to do it without him seeing us, and Grimmjow told me that you could help." Raven says, eating the food without a problem. She smiles softly to Gin, and he wonders how many pranks she had caused. Yet, the idea of doing something like this is more fun then Gin could withstand.
"Fine by me. I'll be your look-out if ya need me. Anyway, what color where you two thinking?" Gin asks, and he sees Raven's grin grew larger.
"Neon pink."