Chapter 1: Chapter 1
"Talking"
"Thoughts"
"YELLING"
"Author Talking"
Chapter 1: Welcome
The Host club had just closed when the doors slammed open and two petite female like figures entered. Tamaki got up to talk to them but they were staring at Haruhi "Sorry my doves but the host club is closed for the day" said Tamaki.
The taller girl slapped him so hard he slammed into the wall across the room and screamed "henati". Then said "sorry it was just a reflex". The club sweatdropped. They all though just a reflex. Haruhi screamed " Kagome, Harry your here" and tackled them. The club once again sweatdropped. Tamaki screamed "my pure daughter, my pure daughter you can't hug them they're evil".
Haruhi said "they're not evil, they're my cousins".
Kaoru and Hikaru both said "boss you just insulted her cousins, Haruhi is never going to forgive you now". Tamaki went to sulk and grow mushrooms in the corner.
"Let me introduce you to my cousins..." Haruhi said. Tamaki cut her off and damned himself by saying " Please tell us your names you lovely ladies.
The smaller girl yelled and said " I'm a guy you moron" and punched him in the gut, Tamaki doubled over and clutch his stomach. Haruhi quickly said "Harry is sensitive about his size, because he was abused as a child" to prevent a fight from breaking out.
Kyoya quickly got out his laptop and asked Haruhi "what are their names?" "Harry Potter, Kagome Higurashi" said Harry "why?" Hunny while hanging off Mori said "Kyoya likes to play detective".
Kyoya said "Miss Kagome Higurashi has missed 150days of school and has been expelled from her middle school. And Mr. Harry Potter has run away from his aunt's house in Surrey, England at the age of nine".
Harry exploded "I didn't run fuckin' away they left me in an alley in the middle of fuckin' Tokyo".
Haruhi said "Harry has anger management problems, and oh yeah what are you guys doing here at Ouran"
Kagome said with an evil smile "oh well we're bored and we decided to come and visit and maybe play a bit."
Harry said with slytherin look "we can join the host club and play with the members". "Like wizards chest" Kagome said. Harry nodded "let's pick out our teams". They both grinned and pulled out note pad out of thin air Kagome said "I want Kyoya."
"Well if you get Kyoya I want Mori."
"I want the twins"
"No fair I wanted them"
"But I called them first"
"Fine but I get punching bag and cutie" Harry said and they shook hands.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~With the Host Club~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hikaru asked "why are they fighting..."
Kaoru finished "...over us like toys?"
Haruhi sweatdropped and said "because to them we are toys"
"We got our Teams" Kagome and Harry said. Tamaki asked " what about Haruhi whose team is she on" "Haruhi is our precious cousin we wouldn't want her to get hurt" said Harry Kagome said." Besides the teams wouldn't be even if she was on one" "so she would be the referee" finished Harry.
Kyoya said "you can't join the host club, you're not students at Ouran Academy"
"Oh yes we are..." said Kagome.
"We just signed..." said Harry.
"Up and thought ..." said Kagome.
"We should see..." said Harry.
"Our cute cousin" finished together.
"So can we join the Host club" Kagome said. Tamaki screams "evil twins, another pair of evil twins"
Kagome and Harry gave puppy dog eyes and said "we're not evil" they suddenly brighten and say "we're playful". Kagome said "I'm posting the rules for our game up" then put her words to action.
We should end it here but we're not goanna
Rules
1. You can't spend more 10,000 yen for decor
2. You need a team of 4
3. If you go against our team leader you become they're dog for a week
4. No more than 1,000 yen on costumes
5. Make the most money by the end of the game
"Okay time to get to work everybody" said Harry.
"What do you mean?" asked Kyoya.
"He means it's time to start to decorate for the game" Kagome said. Then she screamed "GET TO WORK NOW"
Everyone started moving at once. The twins ran into each other, Tamaki fell down, Kyoya got on his phone, Mori started actually working, Hunny asked Harry "What can I do?"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~With Harry's team~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"How about you help me with the decor Hunny" said Harry. They got out a laptop to look at possible decor ideas.
"Idiot do something useful, make us some tea and cake" said Harry. Tamaki got up and filled the tea pot with water, but when he was going to put it on the stove he dropped it and it broke.
Kyoya said "Harry this goes to Haruhi's fine". "Do you want your head up your fuckin ass Kyoya?" asked Harry. "Kyoya shut up and get back to work."
"Why does someone beautiful as me have to make the tea?" asked Tamaki. "Because you are an idiot" replied Harry. Tamaki starts to look as if he's going to cry.
While they were talking Mori had cleared there half of the room and asked "What do you what me to do now, I've cleared our half of the room"
"You can take a break now, because we don't have the stuff we need to go on" said Harry
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~With Kagome's team~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"You two start clearing our side of the room" Kagome said as she pointed to the twins. "Kyoya get some decorators and streamstress here" Kyoya was already on the phone.
"Haruhi can you please get me some tea and cake?" asked Kagome.
"Sure Kagome" Haruhi said. Haruhi went and made some tea after Tamaki had broken the tea pot she told Tamaki "please try not to upset Harry any more if you upset him any more he's going to kill you"
Tamaki went to grow mushrooms in the corner. "TAMAKI GET BACK TO WORK" yelled Harry. Haruhi shook her head and said "Tamaki, Tamaki I told you not to upset him anymore"
"So Kagome how long is the game going to last" asked Haruhi. Kagome stopped what she was doing to think about it "well I haven't thought about I think well maybe a two months".
"HEY HARRY WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT TWO MONTHS FOR THE GAME" yell's Kagome. "NO I WAS THINKING FOUR MONTHS" Harry yelled back.
"HOW 'BOUT WE COMPROMISE, AND SAY THREE MONTHS" yell's Kagome again. "AWW FINE" Harry said a pouting voice.
From the authors Kagome and Harry were raised together