Hi! I decided to have a change in taste, so enjoy!

"Ranma! Just where the hell are you leading us!?" yelled and annoyed Ryoga. The crew's been traveling for weeks now, and who knows if they were even close to Jusenkyo?

"Shut up pig boy! At least I have a sense of direction, if you were the one leading us, who knows if we're even in China!?" shot the pig tailed boy, Ryoga was definitely the last person he'd want to get a lecture from about directions. Now you're probably wondering why Ryoga, Ranma, Moose, Shampoo, Ukyo and Mr. Saotome doing in the middle of nowhere, well it all started when…

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"Shampoo! Shampoo! Guess what!?" Mouse said, holding Cologne's hand.

"Not me you fool!" Moose put his glasses back on.

"What happened to you Shampoo!?" the old Amazon bonked the blind boy with her staff.

In a second Shampoo smashed through the wall on her bike, not using the door like usual. The hyper young Amazon jumped off her bicycle and grabbed two deluxe bowls of ramen.

"Hiya! Shampoo does deliveries and has date with Ranma! No waste time here!"

"Wait! Shampoo! Look!" shouted a frantic Moose, he quickly jumped in front of the girl and waved his flyer. "I just saw this and maybe you'd like to come with me." He looked down, embarrassed. Shampoo just rolled her eyes and looked at the headline.

'New bridge built! Now you can get to China by feet! Only takes 3 days to cross and very cheap!' It said.

A sly grin spread across her face, she turned back to Moose.

"Shampoo would love to!" she replied cheerfully.

"Really Shampoo!?" Moose said with hopeful eyes.

Suddenly there was splash of cold water, and the blind boy immediately turned into a duck "With Ranma of course!" Shampoo said, hopping onto her bike with the flyer as a helpless Moose quacked at her.

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"Ranma! How dare you cheat on Akane! And right in my face!" Ryoga yelled at Ranma, who was currently being stuffed with Ukyo's okonomiyaki. "And you even insulted her cooking!" the bandana'd martial artist took a good swing at his rival, but Ranma leapt up and landed behind Ryoga, giving him a chance to pull a few kicks as well, and the lost boy fell forwards and face planted into Ukyo's batch of okonomiyaki.

"Give it up P-chan!" retorted the pig tailed boy.

"You shut up!" he growled back.

"Ryoga! You jackass!" screamed Ukyo, pointing at her ruined box of okonomiyaki, she slashed her spatula at him "those were for Ran-chan!". Ryoga easily dodged all her attacks "And who asked you to attack him anyways!?" Ryoga caught the spatula as soon as he saw it coming for his head.

"At least I don't forcefully stuff people with okonomiyaki!" he snapped back as his rival tried to make his escape. Slowly, quietly, now all I have to do is get out of here and I'm home free! he thought.

Suddenly, a bike's front wheel landed in Ranma's face.

"Ranma! We go on date now, yes?" asked Shampoo as she handed Ranma the flyer in her hand "If Ranma comes with Shampoo, Ranma be cured of girl!" Ranma grabbed it and read the headlines, he crumpled the flyer in his left hand and turned to his friend and rival.

"You guys? We're going on a trip to China!" he declared.

The two turned around to face the pig tailed martial artist "Huh?" they said cluelessly.

Did you like it? I was beginning to run out of space so I decided to stop there, please review! ^_^

Ryoga: and you better give her what she wants, she's cruel to the point that she might not update if you don't!

Me: *bonks him on the head* got any more to say, P-chan?

Ryoga: ow… I think you've proven my point

Me:*BONK*BONK*BONK*BONK*BONK*BONK*BONK*

Ryoga:*falls onto floor unconscious*