-turntechGodhead started to pester carcinoGeneticist-
CG: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?
CG: YOU TAKE A LONG FUCKING TIME TO TYPE.
TG: i do not
TG: youre just so touchy
CG: DAVE.
TG: its difficult to not piss you off without trying
CG: WHAT?
CG: OH GOG. FUCK YOU.
CG: I DONT...
CG: I
CG: ORRRRRG
CG: NO.
CG: NOOOOO
TG: org?
CG: FUCK YOU.
TG: sorry if i hurt your feelings or something
TG: seriously
TG: i didnt mean it
CG: YOU SARCASTIC FUCKASS.
TG: im dying from sincerity
CG: I SOMEHOW DOUBT THAT.
TG: sincerity is my blood i just cant help but be so sincere
TG: and yeah that was sarcasm but honestly
TG: i was being very sincere
TG: so sorry
CG: I AM RAMMING MY HED ON THE DESK.
CG: OVER YOUR SHEER STUPIDIDTY.
CG: DRAMATICALLY LOOSING BRAIN CELLS BY THE MINUTE.
TG: i am screaming at my screen over your sheer fuckassery
TG: dramatically losing cool points by the second
CG: I DONT BELIEVE. YOU.
CG: YOUR TOO "COOL"
TG: i cant even say sorry jesus christ
CG: TO BE SCREEMING.
TG: its like dude come on what do you want me to do
CG: IM LIKE THAT. GET THE FUCK OVER IT.
TG: get the fuck over me being a smartass then
CG: MY HEAD HURTS NOW. I DONT WANT TO DEAL WITH YOU.
CG: I CANT EVEN SWEAR ANYMORE.
CG: GOG.
CG: I HATE YOU SO MUCH.
CG: IVE COMPLETELY OUT SWEARED MYSELF.
CG: CONGRATULATIONS.
CG: WANT ME TO GO TO LOWER CASE LETTERING TOO?
CG: JUST TALK SOME MORE.
CG: WATCH.
CG: ILL DO IT.
CG: COME ON.
CG: TYPE, FUCKASS.
CG: OH LOOK, I SWORE!
TG: ugh
TG: ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh
TG: look at all these ughs i have vantas
TG: im just running around trying to pick them up but no
TG: ill never be able to hold them all
TG: ugh
CG: I MAKE YOU HAVE FACEPALM COMBOS, DONT I.
TG: you dont even fucking know
CG: OVER 9000
CG: OH. BURNNNNN
CG: HA!
TG: yeah whatever
TG: i dont care
CG: I KNOW WHAT YOUR DOING TOO.
CG: WITH TEREZI.
TG: im doing jack shit with terezi
CG: I SEE YOU LOOK AT HER.
TG: thats what you know
CG: I SEE YOU.
CG: I WATCH YOU.
TG: how creepy and stalker like
CG: FUCK YOU.
TG: when and where?
TG: pft
CG: NO.
CG: NOOO.
CG: hahahahahahahaha
CG: .
TG: i couldnt help myself okay
TG: it slipped out
CG: I HATE HOW "COOL" YOU ARE.
CG: ITS WORTHY OF KISMESSIS.
TG: nah youre just jealous
TG: wait what
CG: YOU HEARD ME.
CG: KISMESSIS.
TG: terezi said that was basically hate sex dude
TG: and uh
CG: NEXT TIME I SEE NEPETA IN DREAM BUBBLE LAND, I WILL PUT IT ON HER WALL.
TG: i really dont know about being hate sex partners
TG: and shit no dont do that
CG: WHAT, YOU NOT "HOMOSEXUAL" OR WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT IS?
CG: I GOT IT FROM JOHN TOO.
CG: MEH. MAYBE YOU ARNT WORTHY OF KISMESSISSHIP.
CG: HA. SHIP.
TG: no thats not it
TG: i dont care about you being a guy or anything thats stupid
TG: i just thought you disliked me
TG: not in a hatefuck-y way
CG: TRUTH COMES OUT.
TG: shut the fuck up
CG: HEY. WATCH THIS.
CG: shut the fuck up.
TG: dude no
TG: stop it
CG: YA I DID IT.
TG: go back to yelling
CG: no.
TG: yes
CG: no.
TG: yes or ill yell
CG: i dont have to.
TG: ugh fine you know what
TG: this is stupid
CG: free world, strider.
CG: fuck ya.
TG: and if youre trying to get me to think of you in a hatefuck-y way
CG: im not.
CG: didnt we alredy go over this
TG: good job because you fucking succeeded without trying
TG: and no we didnt
CG: what. what?
CG: i succeeded?.
CG: hey.
CG: HEY.
CG: HELLOOOOOO
CG: ...
CG: fuckass.
TG: no youre the fuckass here
TG: im just amazed you dont get it
TG: seriously dude come the fuck on
TG: dont be all like oh dave i want to fuck you out of hate
TG: then be confused as shit after you convince me into it
CG: ill take the fuck part.
CG: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
CG: or as john says, LOL
TG: fuck you and your shitty jokes
TG: and stop with the lowercase asshat
CG: at least im not some try hard like you.
CG: copying your brothers every step.
CG: WHAT, HIT A NERVE, FUCKASS?
TG: you just went to far dude
TG: too far and just
TG: seriously
TG: youre a dick
CG: I TRY.
CG: ASSHOLE.
TG: nope seriously upset over here
CG: WHAT, YOU CRYING?
TG: not even gonna bother
CG: BABYYYYY
CG: WA WA WA
TG: im not fucking baby shut up
CG: LIKE A LITTLE GRUB
TG: you know what just go die in a hole
CG: YOU GO DIE THERE TOO.
TG: you dont tease people over their dead bros
TG: thats a thing you just dont do
TG: and you crossed a line
CG: OH WAHT THE FUCK EVER. WEE ALL HAD SOMEONE DIE.
CG: I KEEP ON .
TG: yeah and you dont see me teasing you about it
TG: so shut up
CG: I COULD CONTINUE ON ABOUT YOUR "BRO", BUT I WOUNT.
CG: BECAUSE IM ONLY SO MUCH OF A FUCKASS.
CG: TO YOU, THAT IS.
TG: what do you mean 'to you'
TG: im not special to you at all
TG: in fact im probably the one you hate the most
CG: KISMESSISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
TG: ...
TG: oh yeah
TG: shouldnt you want to go on then?
TG: or is there a weird love in there too or some shit
CG: YOU MEAN KICK THE SHIT OUT OF YOU THAN HAVE SLOPPY MAKE-OUTS?
CG: BECAUSE THATS INVOLVED IN KISMESSIS-SHIP.
CG: ANGRY SLOPPY MAKE-OUTS.
CG: HOT.
CG: DAVE?
CG: YOU STILL THERE?
CG: HEY?
CG: FUCKASS?
TG: sorry
TG: just amazed
CG: BY WHAT?
TG: hot angry sloppy makeouts that im envisioning
CG: OH.
TG: yup
CG: ITS IS PRETTY FUCKING HOT.
TG: then why dont we do it hm
CG: I NEED A GOOD KISMESSIS, BECAUSE MY ONL YOTHER OPTION IS MY FUTURE SELF.
CG: YES.
CG: ILL COME TO YOUR ROOM. SINCE WERE ON THE SAME METEOR, AND ALL.
CG: BE THERE IN 5, FUCKASS.
TG: oh quick question first
CG: WHAT.
TG: whos the bitch in this relationship
TG: whos on 'bottom' i guess or something
CG: THAT WILL BE DELT WITH WHEN WE GET THERE.
CG: BUCKETS WILL BE INVOLVED TOO.
CG: BUCKETS
CG: ALRIGHT. BYE.
TG: k see you in five
-carcinoGeneticist ceased trolling turntechGodhead -
alright. That was the pesterlog. I will add a second chapter of actual story later.
Review! I like to know where to improve, and if you liked it.
There will be kismesiss shit later.