Mordecai and Rigby: (raps) Hey everyone on fanfiction! Mordecai and Rigby with a new fanfic from Smoke. That'll leave you wanting more! Whoooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Anna and Elsa: (walks in) hey ya
Mordecai: we already did the rap.
Anna: seriously!
Rigby: yeah where were you two?
Elsa: Someone changed our alarms.
Mordecai: Well it wasn't us.
Anna: Ok then who did?
Smoke: (walks in) beats me.
Mordecai and Rigby: Hey Smoke!
Smoke: Let's get started on Ice slackers.
Disclaimer: I don't own frozen or regular show. Enjoy.
It's summertime in the park, but there's a problem the park workers are in the worst heat wave of their lives. Mordecai, Rigby, Muscle man and High five ghost are sitting on the couch and the worst part is the air conditioner is broken and the only way to keep cool is a fan that goes left and right.
"Man it's so hot outside." Said Muslce man sweating like a pig.
"Man the ac picked the worst day to broken!" Rigby complained.
"Yeah, you gotta be insane to work outside." Said Mordecai.
"Not even the Popsicles are cooling me off." Said Muscle man.
Then Benson walks in the room. "Hey I don't pay you guys to just sit around and watch TV." Said Benson.
"Rigby would get payed for doing nothing." Said High five ghost and everyone laughed except for Rigby and Benson.
"Hey that could be cool." Said Rigby.
"Well I got a job for you, move some boxes out of Skips' garage and into the attic." Said Benson and then everyone groaned. "What's wrong with?!"
"Benson! It's so hot outside you can burn some eggs!" Said Muscle man.
"I don't wanna hear it! Get to work or you're all fired!" Benson shouted and walked out.
Meanwhile the four slackers are in the Skips' garage lifting boxes. "Man this sucks!" Said Muscle man.
"I know, but we have to do this." Said Mordecai about to lift up a heavy box and struggling. Then Rigby, Muscle man, and High five ghost started laughing at Mordecai. "Shut up I can lift it!" Mordecai started lifting the box and struggle.
"Man this is too funny." Said High five ghost.
Then Mordecai lifts the box and a book falls off the ground. "What the heck is that?" Mordecai asked.
"It looks like a book." Said Muscle man.
Rigby picks up the book and looks at it. "Maybe it belongs to Skips?" Rigby asked.
"How can you tell?" Mordecai asked.
"It has some weird and magical words in it." Said Rigby. "Like this one, teleprt to the kingdom of strength." Said Rigby. Then a bright light shines and the 4 slackers disappear. Then they appear and face down in the snow.
"Where are we? It's freezing here, bro!" Said Muscle man shivering.
"I don't know, but at least we're out of the heat wave." Said Rigby.
"Yeah that's true." Said Mordecai.
"This is all Rigby's fault!" Said Muscle man.
"Hey you guys should be thanking me! I got us out of the heat!" Said Rigby.
"Yeah but Benson is gonna kill us!" Said High five ghost.
Then Mordecai notices smoke from a far distance. "Guys there's smoke! There must be a village near by!" Said Mordecai. "We can yell at Rigby later, right now we need find a way to get back to the park." The four park workers started walking to the smoke. When they found where the smoke was coming from they enter trading post and sauna.
"Yoo hoo! My name is Oaken! May I help you?" A obese man asked.
"Uh yeah, can you turn us where is East pines is?" Mordecai asked.
"I never heard of East pines. The only place near by is Arendelle." Said Oaken.
"Ok can you tell us where Arendelle?" Muscle man asked.
"You have to go down the hill and down the forest." Said Oaken.
"Like South, west or something?" High five ghost asked.
"I can give you this map. That'll be 20." Said Oaken putting a map on the table. Mordecai takes 20 dollars out and puts it on the table. "I'm sorry, your money is no good here."
"Aw what?! Mordecai complained. "But it's all I got!"
"Well you can't have this map." Said Oaken.
"My friend has money and you're not taking his money! You take his money right now you jerk!" Muscle man exclaimed.
Oaken gets up from his seat and his furious. He throws the four slackers out of his trading post, and they land in the snow. "And stay out!" He shouted and slammed the door.
"Thanks a lot Muscle man." Said Rigby.
"Hey shut up!" Muscle man shouted.
Then a slender 21 year old wearing dark blue long sleeved undershirt, brownish-green mittens, thick dark trousers, a dark bobble-hat and fur-lined green boots with pointed toes walks towards the slackers. "Let me guess, you made the owner angry?" He asked.
"Yeah, just because he wouldn't take my money." Said Mordecai getting back up.
"So where are you guys heading to?" He asked.
"Arendelle." Said Rigby.
"That's where I'm heading, I give you and your friends a ride." Said the man.
"Sure that sounds cool, I'm Mordecai, this is Rigby, Muscle man and High five ghost." Said Mordecai.
"Kristoff, and this is my reindeer Sven." Said Krisoff referring to the reindeer attached to a sled. "Come on, I'll take you guys to Arendelle." Mordecai, Rigby, Muscle man and High five ghost get on the sled. Kristoff gets on the sled, and gives Sven the signal to go and they head straight to Arendelle.
Smoke: Well that was the first chapter.
Mordecai: Hey I heard that replace Strawberry Shortcake with the Lego movie.
Smoke: Yeah, I thought it would be great. But the movie is not out until Febuary 7th.
Elsa: Well that's a shame, what are you gonna tell Strawberry?
Smoke: I'll think of something.
Smoke: Please review and stay frosty.
Elsa: I think I should say that.
Smoke: Yeah it use to be everyone.