Those Bloody Mosquitoes

It was a fine day in Imladris, peaceful and calm. Serene and beautiful.

But in the forest of Imladris, dwelt an evil that dated back to many many thousands of years ago.

Unfortunately, two of our favorite heroes managed to stumble upon them. Grave fortune indeed.

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"OUCH!" Legolas exclaimed as his own palm slapped the flesh on his forehead a little too hard.

Elladan chuckled as he thought the scene in front of him was too amusing to his delight.

"What are you doing, Legolas?" he asked, his amusement barely hidden behind his grin.

"These bloody mosquitoes are bothering me. They make me itch all over," Legolas exclaimed irritatedly.

"Not the same way you make me itch, I hope," Elladan purred suggestingly in Legolas' pointy elven ear.

But Legolas pushed him away and he fell onto the ground with a mock hurtful expression.

Elladan then sat crossed legged and continued to watch the funny scene unfolded before him. He couldn't help but comment," Legolas dear, you are an elf. Surely the mosquitoes doesn't bother you. Just sit still and..."

"Arrggghhhhhh... Bloody Mosquitoes!" Legolas yelled as he slap and clap furiously into thin air.

Elladan laughed but stopped when Legolas glared at him before he continued to 'attack' his annoying enemies.

"Calm down Legolas. You won't feel bothered when you are calm, my love," Elladan said calmly.

"CALM DOWN! They're buzzing themselves in front of my face, mocking me, and you ask me to calm down!" Legolas yelled as he used his hands frantically trying to swoosh the pests away.

Elladan had to raise his eyebrow," Mocking you? Honey, they can't speak, how can they mock..."

"They're buzzing! And that irritates me!" More slaps and claps.

"AND THEY'RE HUMONGOUS!"

Another chuckle escaped Elladan's lips.

"You're laughing! This is all your fault. I can't see why we have to have this picnic at this part of the forest. Why can't we be in the gardens, away from all these stupid and annoying mosquitoes? Let's see if you can laugh when we get back!"

More claps and slaps.

Elladan smiled, stood up and walked towards the annoyed prince. He wrapped his arms around Legolas' waist and leaned to kiss Legolas' hair and then whispered into his ear.

"I'll save you from these pests," Elladan said lovingly.

Legolas pouted as Elladan released his embrace and whined," How? They're all over this place."

Without a word, Elladan rolled his sleeves up to his elbow and stood straight up with his arms stretched out to his sides.

"Elladan, what do you think you are doing?" Legolas asked cautiously with a raised eyebrow.

"Well, my love. These mosquitoes won't bother you if they're already fed," came the answer.

Legolas looked at Elladan, awed and touched that Elladan would do let the mosquitoes feed on himself so that he could be safe from the 'attack'. His annoyance withered. He thensmiled, stood in front of Elladan and embraced the young Lord f Imladris.

"You don't have to do that, my love, although I am touched by your gesture. Let us just leave this dreaded place alone with these dreaded pests, shall we?" Legolas said as he tried to coaxed Elladan into leaving the forest with him.

Elladan smiled at Legolas lovingly and let his arms fall down onto the prince's waist and held the prince close.

"Very well. Let's go then before you itch any longer," and that earned him a playful slap on the shoulder from the prince of Mirkwood.

Hand in hand, the two walked off, with all the buzzing mosquitoes left behind in the forest.

Little did they know, the annoying pests had no plan whatsoever to stay behind and with as little buzz as possible, they followed their source of food to their destination.

The End

Hope it's funny... As usual, I'd love to get a review, please?

Thanks for reading this.

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