Gears of halo
As Marcus ran at the locust with his chainsaw revving he heard a humming as a spaceship came down and out hopped some weird person wearing green armour following with some funny looking people that called the green armoured dude master chief.
"Who are you?" said Marcus
" I'm master chief!" said master chief in a super high voice.
"ROFLMAO!" said Cole as he started to roll on the floor laughing because of master chiefs voice.
"Dude have you gone through puberty?" asked Baird
"How dare you comment on meh manlynesness!"
"is that like some kinda of you waging war on us speech?" said Cole
"oh no its me inviting you to have a cup of tea." Squeaked master chief.
" YUMM I LOVE CUPPA TEAS!!!! :D" yelled dizzy
"WELL DRINK THIS!" master chief squeaked as he launched forward and whacked dizzy across the face breaking his neck with the shear force.
The gears quickly took cover.
"OMG HOW I TAKE COVER" said one of the marines.
"dude we cant take cover." Said another.
"why not?"
"because of bungie making it a run around guns blazing game and not a tactic game where you need to take cover." Said the other marine.
Marcus shot his boltok pistol and burst one of the marines head of. "Hey he was me favourite marine!" Squeaked master chief as he picked up dizzys lancer and started a chainsaw dual with Marcus. The lancers made sparks as the metal met metal. But master chiefs life trained strength was to much so Marcus just tagged a grenade to him which knocked his helmet of.
Everyone stopped…. It was horrible.
" o….m….g…" said everyone at the same time.
"ITS MICHEAL JACKSON!!!! D: Screamed Dom.
"QUICK STOMP ITS HEAD WHILE ITS DOWN!" yelled a marine.
"WHICH BUTTON!" yelled Marcus
"X!!!!" yelled Cole
Splat went Michaels head has it was crushed under the weight of Marcus' boot.
As it was killed Locust, Marine and COG all held hands and sang the Canadian national anthem.
THE END?????
Nope it isn't. The next day marines and the COG storm into the hollow, which the covenant has taken over. They storm towards the main building slaughtering locust and aliens upon the way "STOP!" said a locust.
"Why?" asked Dom.
"BECAUSE YOU DIE NOW!" yelled the locust as he pulled out a microwave and shoves doms head in then turns it on. POP went Doms head as his body went down to the ground.
"That would have hurt" said Marcus as he chainsawed the locusts head off.
They kept on going into they reached there destination, where they found the locust queen and the prophet of truth making out with each other.
"Oh god gross!" yelled Marcus as he shot both of there heads off.
THE END?????