VDK: After my long vanishing from this website, I am glad to say that I have returned. Where have I gone you may ask? The answer is sublimely straightforward as I was in the Angel Forum, check the link in my page and you'll see where I have been hanging out lately, a good place to meet and interact with fans of that lovable pink experiment 624 AKA Angel. Hem, now that I am back I present to you my latest Lilo and Stitch Fanfiction which I call "ExpTales" or "Experiment Tales" in short. Reviews are encouraged but flames and such will not be tolerated, I will ask you to keep those kinds of comments to yourself….
-Victor Delta Kitsune
Disclaimer: I do not own Lilo and Stitch characters or the canon experiments mentioned. I do own the fanon experiments.
Chapter 1
Opening Sequence
The camera cuts to Experiment 633- Kitsune, he scatters 200 dollars across the air
Life is like a hurricane here in Kauaii
Lincolns
Blasters
Starfighters
It's a Stitchblur
Might solve a mystery
Or rewrite history
ExpTales
We see Angel running away from an angry Vixy, who's shooting her with a blaster rifle.
Ooooooooooooooooooooooh
Everyday they're out there out there making ExpTales
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
The scene changes to Bonnie and Clyde speeding up a stolen Lamborghini away from the police
Tales of daring do bad and good
StitchTales
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
Two hijacked fighters by Leroy and 627 begin to seed chaos in Kokaua Town, fires spread all over the area while Leroy and his comrade cheer
When it seems they're heading for the final curtain
Cool deduction never fails
That's for certain
The worse of messes become successes
ExpTales
Ooooooooooooooooooooooh
Angel claws her way up in panic while holding a treasure, Leroy is trying to get the treasure from her
Everyday they're out there out there making ExpTales
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
Tales of daring do bad and good
StitchTales
Reuben holds on to a rope while being pulled up by Lilo and Angel to save him from a deadly acid pit
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
D-D-D-Danger watch behind you
There's a Space Rogue out to find you
What to do? Just grab on to some ExpTales
Ooooooooooooooooooooooh Ooooooooooooooh
Dr. Hamsterviel riding in a bipedal mecha guns all the Federation troopers with a sadistic smile
ExpTales
Ooooooooooooooooooooooh
Everyday they're out there out there making ExpTales
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
Tales of daring do bad and good
StitchTales
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
Two Leroys fall on a black abyss in Egypt
D-D-D-Danger watch behind you
There's a Space Rogue out to find you
What to do? Just grab on to some ExpTales
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
Everyday they're out there out there making ExpTales
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
Tales of daring do bad and good
StitchTales
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
Everyday they're out there out there making ExpTales
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
Tales of daring do bad and good
StitchTales
Ooooooooooooooooooooooh
And not German Tales
Or Arab Tales
No
ExpTales
Kitsune and Vixy reach to the top of a temple and try to claim the treasure of Alexander the Great, both begin to fight
Ooooooooooooooooooooooh
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Prologue- Treasure of the Knights Templar Part I: The Golden Map
The Sargasso Sea was disgusting Experiment 633-Kitsune. Steering his yacht here probably was a wrong choice but the rumors about never coming back could be true. Looking at the windshield, he saw ships from many ages stranded here, while the seaweed began to creep and grow in the ships, something he didn't like about Earth.
Kitsune was Experiment 633 of the 600 Series, created by Jumba's only son; Victor Ivan Jookiba has created a new breed of experiments, Bounty Hunters, Space Pirates, Space Rogues, Mercenaries, Secret Agents, Treasure Hunters, the latter of it all is that these experiments were more than unique, they had skills that could be expandable. Kitsune looked like Stitch, only with red fur and had a custom jumpsuit of sky blue color and a flaming heart.
Growling, the ship refused to move. Sargasso was entangled in the dual propellers of the vessels, trying to make this ship the next victim of the ship. Kitsune took a combat knife and dove to the waters of the Sea. Cutting the perverse weeds and beginning the search for a rumored ship. Little did he know he was being followed by an old acquaintance: Experiment 634-Vixy.
The wrecks of the ships were giving Kitsune the shivers, cold winds began to blow. Sargasso brushed against imaginary walls that did not exits, others brushed against the wrecks of the ships,
making their aging process speed up. The sun was setting down now, and it would be dangerous to be here, in a sea of mystery and within the grasp of the dreaded Bermuda Triangle, which the Sargasso Sea laid.
Searching through his electrobinoculars, he found a wooden ship that caught his eye. The sail bore a red cross so did the sides of the ship. Smiling, he steered for the vessel.
Taking out his pistols, he was ready for any danger. Loading a new power pak, he pulled the hammer of his pistols and got ready to face any danger on the ship. The only thing he saw was the skeletons of the dead Knights Templar, shrugging, the Experiment kept exploring the wrecked vessel.
As he went deeper into the ship, he could not shake he was being followed. "Who's there!?" Kitsune aimed his pistol at the corridor, threatening an enemy who was not there. Footsteps were heard again, a warning shot flew but impacted the wooden walls. "Who ever you are you better show yourself or you can become fish food once I blow this ship up."
Awkward silence.
More awkward silence.
Kitsune saw a lone treasure chest with the Knights Templar emblem. Blasting the lock, he opened it and his eyes could not believe what he was seeing.
Mesmerizing.
Astounding.
Mind-blowing.
The map that reveals the location of the Lost Treasure of the Knights Templar, the real location to the massive wealth left by the Order. And now it was all his. Before he could celebrate something poked a gun at his head. "Thanks for guiding me here Kitty you old pirate," A sireny Lebanese accented voice spoke.
"Vixy…" Kitsune said as he turned around to find his sworn enemy, Vixy the Space Rogue. She had Angel's body, only her fur was red, her ears and antennae tips were black and her nose was a soft maroon, "How ingenious of you to follow me into the Sargasso Sea, I must credit you with persistence and failures because I got here first, finders keepers Space Scum, go hunt for someone else's map."
Vixy began to laugh. Her stomach ached a little but she ignored the pain. "I am afraid that is not going to be possible. I came for the map and you will surrender it to me. Or I will kill you."
"You don't scare me Lebanese!" Kitsune spat. "Why didn't you stay there and belly danced for your beloved Arab and Maronite Christian audiences? I bet they really miss you belly dancing. Oh look at me; I am an addicted Lebanese Experiment who loves to see Vixy seduce me with her belly dancing!"
Vixy growled in anger. "The belly dance is not a dance of seduction! It's an old dance with a long history!" Her scream was echoed across the ship. "Now hand over that treasure or map or else."
Kitsune aimed at the unstable roof and shot a shot at it. The wood began to rumble violently and fell upon the Rogue with a scream. "Sorry Vixy, as they say finders keepers." He began to head back to his boat.
Vixy growled in anger as she wormed and squiggled her way out to no avail. She heard an explosion, her yacht was destroyed. "CURSE YOU KITSUNE! CURSE YOU!"
That's all for now. And I know what you're thinking, yeah I butchered the DuckTales song, but hey, boredom attacks and I am needed something fun to do.