HEYA MENTALISTAS! SEASONS GREETINGS!
Wow! Another mental year has gone by and here is Mentalgal again, with some brand new mentalised Christmas hits! I encourage you to go back and look through "Mental Christmas Carols 2010" and "Mental Christmas Carols 2011" as they would contain many well known carols for you to sing this Christmas! My aim is yet again 15 carols by Christmas – but I am VERY low on suggestions! SO PLEASE help a fellow Mentalista out and give some carol suggestions – doesn't matter if you don't think people will know it – ill mentalise it anyway! Enjoy! Merry Christmas!
The First Noel – Jane go to hell
Jane go, to hell, fair Lisbon did say,
She was certain a rouse by Jane would spoil her day,
She kicked, the couch that he,
Lay, he woke from sleep,
He opened one eye just as her phone did beep,
Go to hell, go to hell,
Go to hell, go to hell,
No forgetting take a toothbrush as well,
Jane stood up, went to Lisbon's car,
She said "driver's seat?", he said "wont be far."
Hung up, the phone, Jane gave a surprise,
As he did continue and ran a red light.
Go to hell, go to hell,
Go to hell, go to hell,
No forgetting take a toothbrush as well,
Jane go, to hell, fair Lisbon did say,
She was certain a rouse by Jane would spoil her day,
She kicked, the couch that he,
Lay, he woke from sleep,
He opened one eye just as her phone did beep,
Go to hell, go to hell,
Go to hell, go to hell,
No forgetting take a toothbrush as well.
Hope you enjoyed the first installment of this year's carols! Look out for more and please review! Merry Christmas! :D