Disclaimer: I don't own Devil May Cry or Resident Evil. I don't own the two sexy Capcom Boys Dante and Leon (Though I wish I did cause that would so totally rock!!)
Introduction-- PLEASE READ FIRST!!! Alright, this story is a little AU, kinda but not really. For example, Dante being thrown into the world of Resident Evil. I guess that's considered a cross-over, but still! This story will contain some yaoi … so if it offends you, please do not read. Simple as that. I rarely see any fics of Dante/Leon and if there are any, SEND ME SOME (Fanart as well! Heee!) This is my first time writing fanfiction, so I hope it comes out okay! There will be some humor, action, violence, angst (gasp) and HOPEFULLY some romance. I'll think of something, eheheh. So I hope you enjoy! And please drop a review my way when you get a chance! I really want to know what you guys think! I'm new here, so please be niiiiiiiice! I'm not the best writer in the world so critiques are welcomed, but please, no flaming, okie dokie? Okay, I'll stop writing meaningless things right now. xD;;
P.S. – I'll explain the title in Chapter Two. Well, that's IF this fic reaches chapter two. REVIEW PEOPLES! Cause that'll motivate me to make more. ;;
.::. Leon May Cry .::.
Chapter 1: A Dull Party
Boy isn't this just my luck?
Here I am on this deserted island; no booze, no babes and hardly a place to throw a party …
With a sigh, a young man sits up after taking what seemed like a nap. He stands up reloading his gun and makes his way outside the small back room into an empty village. It was so quiet … and so BORING! Why the hell is he still here?! And how the HELL did he get here?
Before he woke up, all he could remember was him sitting down at his office in his comfortable chair, waiting anxiously for the pizza boy to come over with his goddamn pizza that he ordered. He remembered waiting longer than usual and actually getting fed up and thinking many negative thoughts of adding the pizza boy to his collections of heads. Not just any collection of heads, but heads from his hunts of demons.
He is a devil-slayer afterall, which is pretty ironic because he's half-devil himself! And he was so good at his hobby of slaying demons, he opened a shop in which serves to eliminate those vile creatures that have illegally ventured out of Hell and into the human world. He loved his job because of the fun of killing things, meeting babes and of course, getting paid a large amount of money. He does it all for the money.
A mess of what seems like a putrid green slime appeared on the floor. The devil-slayer bent down to observe the mess. What the hell was this? Hey, he was the master at identifying every kind of monsters and demons, but this is different. He's going to take an educated guess and say that this blood wasn't human. There, problem solved, now isn't he proud about his little theory?
Suddenly, a sound of what seems like bullets flying was heard and this immediately got the demon-slayer's attention. Wow, there was actually someone here?! And judging by the moans and groans and the sound of even more bullets flying he could tell that there were a lot of enemies around. About damn time, too! The demon-slayer couldn't wait to get a bit of action around here!
"Yo! Save some baddies for me!" He yells, rushing over to the scene, only to find a couple of villagers.
"Okay, would you people kindly point to me where the nearest devil is?" He asked, puzzled as to why the villagers looked sickly and wreaked the stench of death. Maybe they hadn't taken a bath for a few months? Do they even have a bathroom in this stupid village? He was greeted with an axe being thrown at him.
"Woah!" He dodges and glares at the woman villager responsible for it.
"Hey! I meant devils other than me!" Another axe was thrown.
"BITCH! If you don't stop throwing that shit at me, I'll—" A bullet goes through the woman's head and the young demon-slayer stares a bit dumb-founded. Did he do that? I mean, he was imagining how amusing it would be if her head exploded, but he didn't actually mean it! Shit! Since when did he acquire the power of head-explodey?!
The head grew back into what seemed like tentacles. "Okay, now this is just fucked up."
He was so distracted by this that he didn't realize how close the villagers started to surround him until he turned around only to bump into one. The man he bumped into immediately grabbed for him, trying to bite at his neck, if it weren't for the fact that his head was blown up as well.
"Okay, who the FUCK is doing that?!" His question had been answered when a running figure managed to grab a hold of the confused man's hand, shooting everyone that got in their way. So, he's the guy shooting the shit out of these freaky villagers … not bad.
The two end up running to a safe point inside a small two-story house. The other man had started to bar up the house and pushing furniture over the door and the windows. The demon-slayer did the same upstairs, collecting the shotgun and handing it to the light brown-haired man. It's not like this demon-slayer needed it.
"So, I'm guessing you're my back-up." He says, reloading his own gun and taking the shotgun that has been offered. "What's your name?" He asks, eyeing the strange man before him. He was tall, taller than himself with silver hair and wearing a blood red coat; He's a pretty suspicious character if you ask me.
"Dante." The demon-slayer answered. Dante? He doesn't know anyone named Dante, let alone a man with silver hair, what's up with that?
"I'm Leon." He says, growling a bit as he heard the villagers banging against the doors and windows violently. It was natural to explain what the hell was going on to calm the confused man down. He explains that he was on a mission to save the president's daughter and that he suspects that there is a conspiracy going on with turning everyone around the world to become mindless zombies.
"Zombies?" Dante questions and before they knew it, the furniture falls apart due to massive damage from a man—scratch that, an undead wielding a chainsaw. Oh, just great. Leon rushes upstairs only to find that they've broken through; shit… Bullets fly from Leon's gun once again and Dante watches as the human dodges attacks and bash some heads off with a powerful kick. Hey, he's pretty impressed with the human's strength. Leon screams and warns Dante of the chainsaw wielding zombie.
"Puh-lease." Dante says, rolling his eyes. "These what you've been running from?!" He starts laughing and poor Leon starts to think that his new partner was losing it.
The undead appear to only move closer to Dante who sits at the bottom of the stairs fixing his boots. He doesn't see what Leon is freaking out about. They're just the undead; they are slow-moving, unintelligent, unable to think for themselves and are fragile against the blow of his sword.
"I dunno about you, Leon, but this party is getting a little dull. Mind if I liven things up a bit?" The demon says, grinning and taking Leon's silence as a 'yes'. "Alrighty then. Let's get this show on the road." The demon-slayer grins, standing up, his enchanted guns ebony and ivory in his grasp, pointing at big Ben over there with the chainsaw.
"Say good night."
Bang.
A/N: So how do you guys like it so far? I hope it came out alright.
This is only the first chapter and it's really short. I've written about five chapters so far and the next chapter will have a bit of smut in it. ++
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