Note: There won't really be a main character, it will switch between chapters. This is my first fanfic, so please don't hate. I'll take suggestions/ corrections in the comments.

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters that are from league, or any of the monsters/ bosses from sword art online. Some of the enemies and bosses will be completely of my imagination though.

"Link start"

Rumble was brought to the character select screen, eager to start playing. He, along with everyone else in Runeterra, have been waiting for LLO to be released to the public. Only a little more then 125 copies were sold. Rumble was one of the lucky ones, but he didn't want to waste time thanking whatever god helped him get it. He scrolled through the classes until he reached 'Yordle', he colored his fur blue and made the character look mostly like himself. He clicked 'Continue' and logged into the game.

As he spawned, he noticed dozens of other players already spawned in, admiring the graphics or chatting with others to form parties. He realized that most of the players were champions from the league, but there was also a cute girl hitting on Ezreal, and a sexy yordle who has big boobs and white hair. All of the curves on her body were drastically exaggerated, and her clothes showed off all of them. She was talking with Lulu, who looked just about the same except that her hat was missing, and Veigar, who he barely recognized without his robes.

"Rumble, is that you?" Lulu called over to him. He walked over to the group and was shocked when he realized the sexy girl was Tristana.

"My my Tristana, looking good." He said teasingly. "I see you decided to keep a realistic appearance too." She blushed with embarrassment as Rumble winked at her, then quickly tried to change the subject.

"You guys want to form a party, go exploring, and get some of the early quests before they're gone?" Tristana asked, already flicking through her console, inviting the other three to her party. Rumble noticed that she seemed really hyper today, but realized she probably had caffeine after the big LLO release party. Rumble and Lulu agreed to join the party without even looking, but Veigar noticed something odd about it.

"Why is the party called Teemo's B****es? I am not going to be in a party with Teemo in the name, let alone be his b****! If anything, I shall make him my b***!" Veigar exclaimed rather loudly, attracting attention from some of the surrounding champions. Rumble watched as Tristana's face went into an even deeper tint of crimson red then it was before. He started thinking about how cute Tristana looked, and how he could make her blush even more, when he was brought out of his train of thought by Lulu.

"Hey Rumble, aren't you going to join the new party? Or are you fine being Teemo's b**** with Tristana?" Lulu giggled as Rumble realized that there was an invitation from 'Veigar's Henchmen', and he quickly joined the new party to avoid being made fun of more. Tristana left the party too, but rather reluctantly. When she left, however, all the players got a message saying 'Teemo's B****es has been disbanded', and the group of yordles blushed as champions laughed at the group name all around them.

The newly formed party followed a massive road plated with gold running through the town to a vast open field, flourishing with hundreds of roses, dandelions, and marigolds. Every once in a while, there'd be a huge bird's nest spawning raptors in the field. The raptors themselves weren't that tough to beat, but they fought in groups of two, forcing the party to split up to farm. Lulu asked Veigar to go with her, so Rumble and Tristana would wait for them to attack a raptor, then they'd take the aggro from the other raptor to split the damage. They didn't want to have to wait for someone to walk all the way back if they died.

After an hour or so of having fun farming raptors, Lulu received a message from her nut-powered computer at home. It read 'Get your a** out of that game and give me a turn or i swear to god I'll drop slam you to h***.' Lulu's eyes went wide with shock as she noticed the time, so Tristana had to lean over to read the message for the others.

"Apparently Pix will drop slam Lulu if she doesn't give him a turn," Tristana summarized for the rest of the group. Veigar burst out with evil laughter, but Rumble was confused how Pix would use the nervegear. "How would Pix play, wouldn't the nervegear be too big? And even if it worked, wouldn't he be stuck in your avatar?" Rumble asked in a hurry, thoroughly confused at Lulu and Pix. "He has his own nervegear specially adjusted for fairies, but he doesn't own LLO. He tried to get a copy of the game too, but I got the last copy where we went, so we played rock paper scissors for who got the avatar. He'll probably be jealous if I don't share, and he might trash the house again, so I got to go." "OK then, meet at my place in the real world." Tristana said. "We can watch the new episode of Poromon." Rumble wanted to ask Veigar if he wanted to hang out, but he had to respect Veigar's privacy, knowing that Veigar lived alone in a huge mansion for a reason.

"OK, see you there!" Lulu said. She scrolled through her console, with a confused look on her face.

"Wait!" she said, suddenly alarmed "Why's the log-out button grey?!"

"It's grey for me too!" Tristana said. Rumble and Veigar scrolled through their consoles too, but all of their log-out buttons have turned grey and couldn't be interacted with. "Maybe there was a glitch in the server, and someone will be working to fix it right now in the real world." Rumble said.

"Hopefully you're right, but there's not much we can do about it now" Veigar decided, eager to get back to fighting.

"We should just keep farming. We don't have anything better to do, and we still want to get ahead. I feel bad for Pix, though." Lulu said, quite gloomier than before. The party went back to farming, but the mood had drastically worsened.

They continued this sad, depressing farming for around 15 minutes, when a faint blue circle started forming around Tristana and Veigar.

"What th-" Veigar started before being teleported away, Tristana following suit. Pretty soon Rumble saw a circle around him as he and Lulu were whisked off.