Lady
Dante stared around the office of sorts and sighed. Patty was busy doing her patty things and while she was busy, the girl had the uninvited courtesy to change Dante's favorite old age phone, into a cell phone. That also a pink Blueberry. Pink.
He just wanted to sleep, but his stomach was growling. So, he took out the cell, dialed the pizza people and waited for the call to connect.
Patty was silently smirking when he said hello.
"Ah, yes, I'd like the usual pizza please…"
There was a pause and Dante got impatient. He wanted pizza damnit!
"Usual? Sorry but I'm a new employee. How may I help you?"
Dante sighed, cursed the godforsaken fate and then took a deep breath.
"You know, gimme loads of mozzarella, hold the onions, put some pepperoni and cheese, obviously. And put on my tab."
"Sir, forgive me but all the current tabs have been nullified and this day forth, sir, you are required to pay on cash immediately after receiving your pizza."
"You a walking dictionary?"
"No sir, no I'm not."
"Am I getting my pizza anyways?"
"No sir, unless you sign a contract agreeing that you will pay in cash."
"I hate you."
"We all do, sir."
Well, then. there you go~ This is based actually on the anime version of DmC. So yeah.
The summary must tell you why he's not getting any of the Pizzas...~ Mehehehehee
Enjoy, yeah?
PS: Blackberry=Blueberry