Disclaimer: I do NOT own Doctor who-though I wish I did…
Here it is; ways to annoy the Master! Enjoy!
--- Ways to annoy the Master---
Wear devil horns and tail to work, don't forget to constantly poke the Master with the devil's fork!
Ask Lucy Saxon how she can love someone who thinks 'Teletubbies' is brilliant. Keep following her around asking that until she starts to question herself.
Let a hint drop that you really work for Torchwood.-Really gets him off his bum!
Ask the Master where his dog is, 'Since he is a master'! - Look genuinely confused.
Tape drums playing the same rhythm he hears in his head then hide it next to his bed and turn it on really loud when he's sleeping!
Find out about the Master's plan to kill the cabinet (council, whatever.-people who are connected with the minister!) And install gas-masks in every seat so when the Master takes out his everyone else will have one!
Follow him around with several things (i.e. a newspaper, a cup of tea etc.) and keep asking him (in your best French accent!!) 'Does zey Master want hees tea? Does he want heez paper? Does hee want hees teddy?'-that's sure to tick him off! Works best if you're a girl.
Keep calling him Yana.
Side with Captain Jack (careful, Jack may be immortal but you probably aren't! )
When everyone else is saying the Doctor's name, also say it.
Ask the Master if it bothers him that the Doctor always wins.
Wear a cowboy hat to work.
Write: 'I will obey the Master' on the bathroom walls.
Start a rumor that the Master sleeps in Barbie pajamas.-make sure nobody knows who started it!
When he's in a middle of a gloat at the Doctor yell 'They are coming!' Scream at the top of your lungs.
Mess up his plans.
Ask him if it's true that he has become immortal. When he starts bragging about it start laughing hysterically.
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