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author's note: okay I know this has been done before, but this is my take on a story in which all episode titles will be used. I'm not sure how long this story will be, I already have two chapters written and am working on the third now. Depending on the feedback probably won't determine whether or not I'll finish thsi story cuz frankly I'm a little curious to how it will turn out. Having said that, I'm not saying I don't want reviews uz I do, but yeah anyway, moving on. This story has absolutely no plot, none what so ever. It's just a random and stupid story, but me and my sisters think it's funny so i decided to post it. oh and there's a reference to another story that I've written that I haven't posted yet, I'll try and get that up so you'll understand what they're talking about. Anyway that's enough of my rambling on with the story. oh and if you don't notice all episode titles are in bold. anyway, enjoy and don't forget to review!!

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Walking down the unending hallway was a waste of time. Jack O'Neill had told his team this over and over, but did they listen to him . . . no. So, here they were, continuously walking. They wouldn't be in this situation except for the extra they brought with them.

They had borrowed someone from another team because no one believed that SG-1 could handle a simple mission alone. Well, the idiot that was on loan had decided that they needed to look around. He had fallen through a hole in the floor. Instead of making revisions to their equipment so they could climb out, the idiot wandered off. Surprisingly, Daniel and Carter had agreed with him, wanting to get out of this stupid place.

Jack couldn't help, but think back to the time they ended up in 1969. He had no idea why he thought of that. The only connection was that it was a long trip.

Jack could tell that his team was uncomfortable. He couldn't blame them. A mission from three years ago pooped into his head. They had been stuck beneath the surface, their memories having been messed with. The same thing was happening now . . . well not the exact same thing. He still knew who he was, but that wouldn't help them get out of this stupid place.

He thought about suggesting, no, ordering, them to turn around and go back, but they were way past the point of no return.

"Collins," Jack yelled making the young man stop.

"Sir?"

"How much farther? Anymore of this and I'm going to go out of my mind."

"I don't know, sir," Collins replied nervously.

"You don't know! What do you mean you don't know! You're the one that got us into this mess!"

"It can't be too much farther, sir. It should only be a matter of time before we reach the end."

Jack was about to reply when he noticed Carter looking at one of her gadgets. He didn't like the look on her face.

"Carter?"

"Sir, I don't know if there is an end," she answered, knowing exactly what Jack was going to ask.

"What do you mean?"

"I mean we are completely off the grid, there's no way of knowing how much farter we would have to go before we reach the other side."

"What about a cross road, shouldn't there be something like that?"

"I don't know, sir."

"Oh come on Carter, I'm gonna lose it if we stay down here much longer. We need to find a way out of this place."

"Why don't we just turn around?" Daniel asked, also looking like he couldn't take much more of this tunnel.

"That is a very good idea," Jack declared, understanding even more why he and Daniel were best friends.

"No, we can't go back. There could be more to this place. Secrets just waiting to be discovered," Collins said.

"We're leaving Collins. You can stay if you want. We'll get Hammond to tell your family that you didn't want to get home," Jack said, starting to walk the other way, the rest of his team following him.

Collins hurried o catch up, not wanting to get left behind. As he got closer to the group he heard Jack say, "Once we get back I'm going to take a long holiday."

When they reached the place where Collins had fallen through they tried to figure out how they were going to get out. They ended up deciding to give Daniel a boost, then Carter, then Collins, and then Carter and Daniel pulled up Jack and Teal'c.

"Careful, this part of the floor is unstable, one false step and you could end up back down there," Sam said, once again studying her gadget.

Once they had exited the temple safely they began the journey toward the stargate. After about only ten minutes Jack held up hid hand signally them to stop.

"Teal'c, you hear that?" Jack whispered.

"Indeed, I do, O'Neill."

"Crap. Okay, everyone on full alert. I want to make it back in one piece."

They continued on carefully for the rest of the way. When they reached the clearing that housed the stargate they found that they were cut off. The gate was surrounded by Jaffa.

"There wasn't supposed to be any enemies here. It was supposed to be a simple mission," Jack whisper-yelled at Collins.

"Well, this place used to be a Goa'uld stronghold. We just thought that it was abandoned, sir," Collins answered.

"There is so many of them. There has to be at least 200 down there," Carter said.

"This is really bad," Jack said, looking through his binoculars. "There is no way we can make it through all of them."

"O'Neill."

Jack turned at the sound of Teal'c's voice. Someone was coming up behind them.

"Daniel, think you can get through?"

"Jack, I may be immune to zats, but I'm still only flesh and blood."

"I'll take that as a no then."

It wasn't long before they were spotted by Jaffa search parties. It took even less time for the bad guys to surround them.

They were stripped of their weapons and forced to walk to the mother ship that had landed nearby.

"Great, now this report's gonna be even longer," Jack mumbled. "I hate paper work; it is the bane of my existence."

They were shoved through two huge doors into a large room. At the end of the room there was a large, golden throne.

The five of them were forced to their knees in front of the ugly gold thing. A couple minutes later they were greeted by the customary Goa'uld voice before they even saw their captor.

"Welcome, though you are on my planet uninvited you will not be harmed."

"Yeah, well, that remains to be seen," Jack replied. His eyes widened when they finally got to see what the Goa'uld looked like. "Holy crap, she could be Hathor's sister," he whispered to Daniel, who was right next to him.

The Goa'uld stopped short when she finally got a good look at her 'visitors.' She almost looked surprised.

"You are SG-1 of the Tau'ri."

"Yes, we are. We'll give you our autographs if you let us go," Jack said.

"Sir," Collins whispered nervously, not used to Jack's way with diplomacy or being captured.

The Goa'uld laughed.

"It would be foolish to let you go. The bounty on you is too high. Take them to a holding cell."

"Hey, wait," Jack yelled while being dragged to his feet, "I thought we weren't prisoners."

"I never said that."