Ok you've probably heard this joke before but I love it and was telling it the other day and thought it might be better if I... Narufied it a bit
Teehee
Hope you like it
Ash
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On the 11th of November Kakashi invented an awesome plane and wanted to fly it with someone, so he walked around the village finding people to fly it with.
'Hey Tsunade! Wanna come fly in my plane?' he asked the Hokage
Tsunade thought he was being sick and decided to punch him into next Tuesday
Next Tuesday
Iruka had just been to the ramen shop and had a bowl of takeout ramen when he spotted Kakashi lying on the ground; he decided to help his friend.
He walked over and kicked Kakashi. Hard.
'Wake up!' he said
Kakashi awoke groggily.
'Gah! Where am I? What is the date?' he asked
'Uuh... you're in the forest, next to the border and it's the...18th I think...'
Kakashi was amazed; Tsunade had actually managed to punch him into next Tuesday! Then he noticed Iruka and remembered his plane.
'Hey Iruka! Wanna take a ride in my plane?'
'Ok!' said Iruka
Orochimaru had been spying from just outside the border and heard Kakashi saying about the plane
'I would love a ride in your plane... Kakashi Hatake'
Kakashi thought nothing of it and decided to let him.
'Okie Dokey!' he said and they all went to Kakashi's shed where he kept his plane.
They all piled in, Kakashi in the front steering and Iruka and Orochimaru in the back
'Waa!!! Kakashi!!! Orochimaru is trying to lick me!' whined Iruka
'There's a bit of ramen on his face...'
'If you two don't stop fighting I swear I will turn this plane around!' threatened Kakashi
Orochimaru and Iruka stopped fighting and decided to look out the window.
That's when Kakashi realized that they were too heavy and were about to fall!
'Guys we are about to fall! Quick! Throw something out the window!' yelled Kakashi as he grabbed one of his Icha Icha Paradise books and was about to throw it out, then thought. After a moment he decided to throw out a kunai instead.
Iruka chucked out his bowl of ramen and Orochimaru threw out a big paper bomb.
Half an hour later
The plane ended up crashing anyway, but thankfully they were unharmed.
They were walking through the main streets of Konoha when Sakura casually walked past them, holding a bloody shoulder.
'Sakura! What happened?' asked Kakashi
'Oh nothing really, just a kunai that fell from the sky and hit me in the shoulder. I'm bleeding pretty badly and have been meaning to go to the hospital or something' she said calmly
'Um... ok' said Kakashi, deciding it probably wasn't a good idea to tell her that it was his kunai. 'Maybe you should get to a hospital... Like now'
'Ok' said Sakura and walked away.
Then continued walking when they spotted Naruto sitting in a gutter, happily eating ramen.
'Hey Naruto! Why are you eating Ramen in the gutter?' asked Iruka
'Oh you shoulda seen it Iruka-sensei! It fell from the sky! Like a sign from up above' said Naruto wondrously
'That's truly amazing Naruto' said Orochimaru, god knows why he was still with them 'you should come with me, there is an unlimited supply of...' he was cut off by Iruka and Kakashi dragging him away.
'No molesting Naruto' they said in Unisom
'Aww you guys are no...' Orochimaru was cut off by the strangest thing he had ever seen.
Iruka and Kakashi turned around and were astounded.
Wondering what they saw?
Well I'll tell you.
Sasuke Uchiha.
Rolling on the ground laughing his ass off.
That's right, he was ROTGLHAO.
Kakashi, Iruka and Orochimaru were all equally astounded.
This was the strangest thing they had ever seen.
'Sasuke?' asked Orochimaru nervously 'why are you laughing?'
Sasuke looked up at all three of them and in between bursts of laughter managed to say:
'I farted and that building blew up!'
The End