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"Ohmigod!" I squealed, turning to my best friend, Lindsay. "Can you believe there are only THREE MORE DAYS?!?!"

She danced haphazardly in a circle and tripped over her own feet. "I swear to God, you're the reincarnation of Bella." I giggled. It's true. She has actually injured people with a badminton racquet on accident. I am NOT lying.

"You know people are starting to think that's my real name, right?" She yanked her locker open, revealing picture after picture of the gorgeous vampire, Edward. Sigh.

"Then my mission is complete!" I joked. At my school, anyone who is anybody had a Twilight nickname. I had three, actually. Lindsay was Bella, of course. I was Kate, because I kept zapping Lindsay in P.E. by accident one day, I was Lucy, one of the southern vampires, and I was Seth Clearwater's imprint. Sure, she wasn't in the book, but that's because my name is Alyce, and Stephenie didn't want to confuzzle anyone. Duh.

"Hey, where's Alice?" I ask. Our friend, Evelyn, was Alice. Alice and Alyce, life got very confusing for us. Luckily I chose to go by Lucy for the most part.

"I don't know, maybe she slept in…" Lindsay questioned, staring down the hall.

"Hey, Bella, come to my locker with me, will you?" I question. She nods and we walk away from her and Evelyn's shared locker.

On the way, we meet up with Katie. She just moved here this year, so I don't think we have a Twilight name for her yet. Hmmm… we'll have to think about doing that…

"Lucy!" She exclaims.

"Katie!" I reply.

"Three more days!" She crows jubilantly.

"TWILIGHT!!!!" A random passerby screams. A couple cheers from various girls in the hallway sound. I giggle.

When we reach my locker, I open it anxiously and yank my stuffed wolf off the top shelf.

"Hey Seth, how's it going?" Lindsay asks the wolf. I pretend that he's growling at her. What's great about my friends is that we all have a specific Twilight guy who is ours, but everyone else is allowed to comment on their gorgeousness, or whatever. Only Evelyn and I ever fight, and that's over Jasper. I mostly just do it to see how she'll react. But still, Jazzy's pretty awesome. I've actually taken to wearing a mood ring to symbolize him. Hooray!

"Have you guys seen the library? Ohmigod, there's pictures of all the books, then there's a bag that says 'the twilight saga' in twilight font, and then there's that Read poster with Rob, Kristen, and Twilight on it. It's amazing."

Everyone wants to go see it right then, of course. We do, and on the way back up, we catch Jennifer.

"Hey Lucy, guess what! I'm baking Twilight cupcakes, and I'm bringing them in on Friday!" Jennifer loved to bake; her idol was Chef Duff, from that show Ace of Cakes. I decreed her the Ace of Cupcakes.

"This is the best week ever, and it's only Tuesday," I sigh. Friday had better come soon.

So there you have it; the inner workings of a Twilight guru. I think it's safe to say that I am one of the Twilight ringleaders at my large school of 4,000 students. I will update on the two day marker, the one day marker, and on Friday after I've seen the movie. Don't worry, I won't tell anyone what happens, unless you ask! ;) Happy trails!