My Very Smart and Beautiful Ben!
Ben is like a shimmering ocean blue;
His eyes are like sapphires glittering.
Every time he walks by he gives me flu,
When he walks by, my heart starts flittering.
He loves me as much as he loves comics,
His tuxedo makes him look very tall,
He moves with as much grace as action flicks,
He's there to catch me if I ever fall.
I dream of him taking us far away;
We'll zoom across roads in his dodge neon,
I think that we'll go on Valentine's Day;
Maybe somewhere exotic like Leon.
He's a very smart and beautiful Ben;
I will love you Ben, time and time again.
A/N: Written by KT. Everyone should love/respect/adore Ben Cheney as much as she does. He's so underestimated. Someone asked me, "erm... who's Ben Cheney?" and this person was a self-professed twilight fan. Gosh, guys. JUSTICE FOR BEN!
You know, he's not even credited in the movie. SO unfair.