A/N- this is a challenge set by my friend. I had to center a drabble, no more and no less than a hundred words. The topic word is: toenails. Yup, you heard right. TOENAILS!! And this is the product of my sleep deprived mind.
"Regulus, dear! Come give your lovely mummy a foot massage!"
"Yes, Mummy." Regulus was definitely not excited.
Sirius stood in the doorway snickering at Regulus' aversion. He didn't wannna touch his dear mum's smelly, moldy, toenails. It was a tradition for the Black family matriarch since the time of Salazar Slytherin. It was "the mark of pure blood". My ass, he thought.
As Regulus came into the room, and he "fainted." Sirius didn't blame him. That is, until "lovely mummy" yelled at him to come massage her feet. Understandably, he bolted and crashing into kreacher caught him kissing his dad's knickers. Oh Joy.
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xxLilyxx