Logan: Hey viewers of Fourteen Again! I'm Logan AKA Wolverine AKA the damn girly boy in this stupid fanfic.

Kurt; HEY this fanfic is about you, you should be happy!

Logan; How can I when I'm almost a girl in this story!

Kurt; yeah yeah. Tell them what you did already.

Logan; Oh yeah! I tied up and gagged the Authoress because you guys seem to like her stories. Anyway, i'm going to force her to continue it!

Kurt; you just basically said you hate it.

Logan: Well I do, but her getting tortured is more funnier.

Kurt; Man you're a total bitch.

Logan: Oh yeah! *grabs Kurt by the shirt and yanks him down for a kiss* She's going to make a sequel instead and the two of us is going to be dating around the second or third chapter.

Kurt: *Blushing madly* Uh uh uh!

Logan: *Smirks* Or I'll go out with Pietro.

Kurt: Wait....WHAT?!

Chazz girl: MMPH! MMMM! MM! MPHM!

Logan; sorry don't speak idiot.

Chazz girl: *looks pissed*

Kurt; She might kill you in the fanfic now.

Logan: *shrugs* Can't die.

Chazz girl: *holds up a sign that says "GOING TO BE RATED M NOW!"

Logan: How'd she get untied.

Kurt; *Blushes*

Chazz girl: *takes out the gags* BLEH! THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS GOING TO BE RATED M NOW! ONE RAPE SCENE THEN SWEET SWEET SEX BETWEEN LOGAN AND KURT!...Or LOGAN AND PIETRO! LOGAN GETS SCREWED EITHER WAIT!

Kurt and Logan; *Turns red*

Logan; Wait rape?! WHO'S RAPING WHO?!
Chazz girl; not tellin *smirks*

Logan: Grr!

Chazz girl: Oh quiet you're going to get laid by Kurt or Pietro be happy.

Logan; HOW CAN I BE HAPPY ABOUT THAT?!

Chazz girl; oh I guess you can't. *smirks* anyway guys I never really planned on leaving it like that. I ain't no bitch.
Kurt; you said you were.

Chazz girl; quiet! Anyway here it is! THE NEW SERIES! Sweet Fourteen!

Logan: cheesy name.

Chazz girl: shut up! I'm an mpreg fan so unless you want to be a fourteen year old who got pregnant, I suggest you shut up!

Logan; grr....

Kurt; heh

Chazz girl:....Also I've been thinking about adding an OC. A normal kid, not a mutant, not popular, but is Logan's new friend or something. Tell me if you're fine with that.

Logan and Kurt; in short her excuse to put herself in it.

Chazz girl: SHUT UP!

Kurt: You know Todd never really is mentioned in the fic.

Logan; maybe he hates her like everyone else does!

Kurt; I bet! Nobody really likes Todd.

Chazz girl; ….but....

Logan: *laughs* Who could like him? He's so creepy looking!

Kurt; *laughs* Fred gets more fans then him!

Chazz girl: …..

Logan and Kurt; Cause no one likes a bastard like him.

Chazz girl; That it! Logan you're going to crossdress and Kurt you're going to get in so many awkward situations with Logan AND Pietro! *marches off*

Kurt; ...I'm assuming she's a Todd fan.

Logan; Great I'm going to be crossdressing.....-_-

Kurt; Hey be happy she's going to let you say the F word now.

Logan: really?

Kurt; yep.

Logan; YES!

Kurt; well this was a stupid introduction. *leaves*

Logan; ….hey you think she's mean enough to make us have oral sex? *follows him*

Kurt; I don't even want to know.

And this was a wonderful introduction to Sweet Fourteen