Come on!!So it's a friggin' weird, out of order title. I was inspired by a song. (DON'T GO!! THIS AIN'T A SONG FANFIC!!) And... Well, The title was outstandinf... The chorus was like 'Choo be do wop, pup choo-hoo-hoo...'
Awesome huh?
I know this chapter is short, but hell it... It seemed much longer when I was writing it on OpenOffice.
Disclaimer: Before I start, I do not own Naruto
Choo be doo wop
Chapter 1: I won't say it
Story so far:
It has been 2 weeks without food, still, Sakura Haruno resisted all the food and the Akatsuki has tried to serve her, so that she could actually live while being a hostage. They're used to it, if you cannot feed them, you got to beat them, that's what happened to the last hostage, of course. That person was obviously long gone dead by now but this kunoichi's mind isn't won so easily. There's some obstacles you're going to past first before the end...
But they simply played dirty so they'll just get someone in to force her.
Present:
Sakura had her wrists tied behind her back, she was sitting with her legs behind her, with all her weapons confiscated of course... Heck, even if she did escape she won't have enough chakra anyways. And she'll easily be hunted down before she even gets out of the Akatsuki's catch-line/boarder.
The steel cell door opened, Sakura looked down on the shadows, as she moved her eyes up, scanning this person... Obviously, wearing Akatsuki cloak, has an upside-down triangle with a circle around it as a necklace... He was clearly holding out a plate with meat and carrots, on them was a glass of water... Guess he wasn't bothered to hold it with his other hand. When her visions landed on his face, that's when it triggered his smirk. All the sudden, she gasped.
"A-Akatsuki!" she yelled in her mind, not like anyone was listening so there's a safe place,
"Konoha girl, right? Girl from Konoha or whatever." he ran through that silver hair of his, he bent down,
"I'll just get this over with, you're going to eat this and you're going to say it's good." he said, looking down at the girl he sighed, there was a sudden silence, Sakura was staring at him as if he was the most interesting thing in the world.
"Just eat the crap girl!" he yelled, her eyes looked down on the food,
"Eat it? Good?"
"Yes girl, are you so dense?" he asked,
"... You eat it." she says, as she raised an eyebrow, he twitched, as all the sudden he places the plate down, giving her the impression that he's about to tell her something...
"... You ignorant bitch... Just... Fucking, eat, it. NOW." he said threateningly, as he sees her trying to free herself since her wrist were tied...
"-You're suppose to feed her, Hidan." came a voice, as he winced,
"F-Feed? To hell with that!"
"Aha... Well you can't leave without doing so. It's your duty, remember?" said Deidara, as Hidan heard his snort,
"Shut the fuck up Dei, I've been trying to feed this biatch for the last 3 days, you hear me? 3, damn, days. What do you suggest I do now?" he complains,
"Dunno, make this day 4?" Deidara snickered as he ran out of the prison cell, leaving an expected laughter. Hidan growled.
All the sudden, he heard the sound of scratched plate, turning he sees the girl trying to move the plate closer to her by using her mouth, as she starts picking up the carrots by her lips... She looked like a pet, a pet that he can easily boss around and stroke...
"F-Fuck n-n-no." he thought, feeling a nose bleed coming up... Looking at her, blushing at the same time he covers both his nose and mouth with an arm, trying to do what Sakura's intention a while ago, resist.
As he opens a little proportion of his eyelids, she was chewing another piece of meat. He sweat dropped.
"You know, you can stare at me all day. But all I get is annoyed." said Sakura frowning, as Hidan stood up and turned to her,
"STFU... I'M NOT BLUSHING." he yelled, still covering his nose he ran out of the cell into the hallways, forgetting to lock the door, unfortunately, Sakura didn't see this chance to escape, either.
"-Ah, hey Hidan. So she ate it all now?" asked Deidara with his hands on his head, seeing Hidan gasping for air,
"... You can take your arms away from your nose now..." he said, looking all confused, as he did as that.
"H-Hey, is my n-nose b-bleeding? Seriously yeah." he asked nervously, he shook his head. Hidan calmed down, he once again, heard Deidara snicker, standing up straight and turning, he meets with a smirk.
"You like her... Yeah..."
"Well fuck yeah! With the pose and that position she was in, I was going mentally crazy! Seriously!" Hidan gasps for air, hearing another snicker...
"Position eh? Must be awkward yeah..."
"Well, wait, hell no!! We weren't like that, she was just about to-" his face flushed, seeing Deidara with his Akatsuki cloak over his mouth, like that.
"Muwhaha..." he heard from him...
"Why you little bastard... I'll knock you out today, seriously." he said with a murderous intent, Deidara covered his beautiful face before he was gonna get pwned,
"Arg, dammit, I can't believe I'm holding back again, seriously, you know." he sigh as he stroked his silver hair once again.
In the cell...
"Hey, aren't you supposed to be in Hidan's care?" called Sasori to Sakura, who finished her meal,
"... I don't know anyone here." she replied, the puppet sighed. (A/n: Sasori is in his human puppet form, by the way.)
"Stay here." he commanded, not even being bothered to close her cell.
"... I wonder how long it'll take for them to realize that they have a door." she thought with a disturbed face, this chance spells one word; escape.
As Sasori walks through the hallway, he sees Hidan and Deidara saying a few things to each other, as he walked between them... He seriously eyed the religious man,
"The prison cell is open, do you know?" Sasori questioned,
"... She won't go far." he smirked,
"Will she even try?" the puppet master replied. And with that a kunai ran through Deidara's hair.
"But oh she did..." he frowned.
Author's notes:
Curse you Hidan!! Making me go all HidanSaku like this. I don't really want to start liking this couple because I am a SasoSaku fan and always will be...
I mean, come on!! He was practically flirting with her during that graceful battle!!
HidanSaku, ah, will always be a crack pairing in my heart. I think I made Hidan ooc a bit in this chapter, but he does complain a lot. I was inspired by Crimson.Kaze XD
Whom is a HidanSaku fan AND manages to put humour in her stories at the same time...
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