Okay, guys. This story is gonna be extremely bad. Wanna know why?
THIS IS THE WORST. PERCY JACKSON. FANFICTION. EVER!
WHOO!
Now, those wonderful, wonderful flamers out there who are all 'Oh, this sucks, I'm gonna leave a flame!' PLEASE DO! I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING! It's supposed to be freakin' terrible! So flame, if you please.
Anyway, on with the story!
Disclaimer who will save me from loads of Copyright people: Ava (Me!) does not own Percy Jackson. So… yeah.
PERCY POV
One day, I was at camp talking to Lily and Tess, my beautiful new sisters, with their green eyes and black hair that was pretty. If I wasn't dating Annabeth, I would totally date them.
Ah, who am I kidding? I'm dating 'em anyway.
So, Annabeth comes running up to me, crying. She dives into my arms.
"OMG Annabeth!" I say. "What's going on?"
"I'm just so sad, Percy!" Annabeth says. "Luke is evil!"
"Duh, dumbass." I say. "That happened, like, a month ago." (A/N- Aren't Percy and Annabeth so in character? Not.)
"And Chiron is making me do something terrible!" Annabeth says. "Read!"
"No. Way." I say.
"I know, right?" Annabeth says. "He's making me read The Very Hungry Caterpillar! It's so hard!"
"Girl, that took me, like, a month to read!" I say.
"It's just… so…. terrible!" Annabeth says.
"Oh, honey…" Tess says, rubbing Annabeth's back. "It's okay. I know what'll make you happy."
"What?" Annabeth says.
"Going to the mall for dress shopping!" Tess says.
"OMG, yeah!" Annabeth says.
So Tess and Annabeth and Lilly go to the mall and I make out with Grover.
Do you guys want me to continue?
Peace!