Emmet's Point of view

"Everyone get down here NOWWWWW!!" I holered up the stairs at 4:00 am because with my awesome Vampire powers I can stay up all night!

Edward came speeding down the stairs with Bella, the slow poke, behind him rubbing her eyes

"Emmet why did you wake Bella up she needs to sleep!" Eddiepoo was vewy angwy well who cares this is my time!!!

"Dude, you'll never guess what! I was watching Toy Story and an idea came to me"

Alice came down. "Emmet I saw what your going to do but it's not going to work. sorry. Oh Bella your up want to go shopping?!"

"NO!" Shouted Bella she was so mean sometimes to Alice cry cry it is so obvious she got it from Edward. It is always His fault.

I stopped bothering Edward in his mind and skipped into the kitchen.

I picked up a Potato.

"JASPER, ROSE, CARLISLE, ESME, so good to see you Please take a seat and watch carefully as when we are very still the potato will talk."

Everyone rolled there eyes. Well

My teddy bear Mr. Teddy bear told me I was right!

"You mean the one I made talk and scared you?" Said Edward

"No, that was a real talking Teddy bear, Edward, and I had to get rid of him"

I picked up the potato and started poking it.

Edward's point of view

In his mind Emmet was singing Barbie girl rap stile and barbie was break dancing.

"Emmet that potato is not going to talk to you"

"Yes he will. Isn't that right Mr. Potato"

The door opened and I smelled Dog.

Jacob's point of view

I don't know why I'm here. It feels like a teenaged girl wrote me here on a website. Oh, well.

"Hey, Emmet good looking Potato" I grabbed it and chewed it up.

Emmets point of view

"Mr. Potato noooooo!"

The dog ate my Potato. Why, it's not right it's just not right!!!!!!!!!!

"Well ,I guess it does not talk after all come on Bella" said Edward leaving the room

"I told you it wasn't going to go down well Emmet. It's ok I 'll make you a bear sandwich" Alice said cuz she wuz cool!

"What happened" Asked Jacob "And why do I feel a girl on a computer is leading me out of the story? I don't want to go! I used to be Shark Boy!!!!"

Poor Mr. Potato Oh well tomorow Ill make a talking Cowboy!!! And Ill find out who shark boy is!!

Edward yelled from upstairs "EMMET"

THE END Potato!

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