"Frodo Baggins! Now there was a good hobbit." The Doctor exclaimed to himself, fixing his fez and bow tie before exciting the tardis.
He stepped through the symmetrical midnight-blue doors and his eyes instantly opened in shock. The tardis really did know how to surprise him. He glanced around, gave his neck accessory a slight wiggle and extended a long, dark-trouser clad leg and propelled himself into Wonderland, hearing the tardis' feminine chuckle behind him as he walked.
Ambling through windy forest paths and flower coated walkways; The Doctor was humming, not caring which way he strolled until he came to an unusual bend in the road.
The path split into five, a purple cat guarding each one. The Doctor's manly, defined eyebrows furrowed in confusion as the strange, furry being transformed into a giant purple statue and a swirly tail started circling his shoulders.
"Now..." mused the cat, an enormous grin spreading across its face."One would wonder..." It winked. "What a handsome, youunngg..." The cat drew out the word, toying with the idea of the age of the 1000 year-old time lord. "Beautiful creature like ...you...is doing..." Its tail wrapped around The Doctor's fez and began running its paws along the rough material of his jacket. "in a scaaryy place like this..."
The Doctor's eyes went starry as the cat's voice imitated a child and he crumpled to the ground, his fez rolling on the grassy fields of Wonderland.