The Quest of the Banana!
Book 1: Whoa! What the Heck is That?
Chapter 1
Cordelia sat at her "Pretty Princess" vanity set. "But daddy, I don't wanna go to Mirkwood! It's icky and the trees never turn gold!"
"You fool! You must go!" said her father.
"Sheesh." She said, continuing to brush her hair. "It's all icky and orc- infested."
"Duh." He said. She had to go. Suddenly, a random ringwraith came out and yelled.
"I am Meep! The seventh Ringwraith! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" And he kidnapped Cordelia. Randomly.
"EW! Ringwraith!" She screamed, being carried away. "Let me go! I'll be your best friend!"
"I only have one friends!"
"Who's that?"
"What! It's a what! You'll hurt his feelings!" With that, he pulled out a stuffed sock monkey.
"So, where are you taking me?"
"Mirkwood."
"I have to go there anyway."
"Darn." He said. "But I have to go pick up my dry-cleaning. Where do you have to go?"
"The Village."
"K. I'll drop you off there."
"I thought you were going to kidnap me."
"I WAS going to."
"Some evil villain you are!"
"Shush! I don't want him to hear!"
"Who?"
Meep pointed to his sock. "him!"
She rolled her eyes. "Oh boy."
Just then Brooke-the-random yelled "HIYA EVERYBODY!"
Then Xylia and Näkuri came out of nowhere in particular. "Welcome to Mirkwood! We are from Fanghorn! We have gone to see the prince! I ride my horse, Aura" Said one of them. The same one spoke again. "I am Xylia. This is Näkuri." She smiled.
"Well, what do you know? So am I. Not from Fanghorn, icky! I mean, I'm looking for the prince. Father says maybe I shall marry him someday, like, cool!"
Then Sofia walked over. :I am Sofia. I am looking for the prince. How the heck are you supposed to get around this godforsaken place?"
"Hey Drow, nice elven name." Said Xylia.
"Hey Hobbit, I was abandoned and named by humans"
"It's elbit. I am an elf-hobbit!" said Xylia.
"Everybody knows." Said Näkuri.
Brooke tapped Sofia on the shoulder "Guess what?"
Sofia turned around seeing nothing. Soon a voice could be heard through the woods. "I HAVE PURPLE SHOES!!!"
Everybody sat down and had some cheese.
"Pinkie out!" said Cordelia to Sofia.
Then Meep said "Quiet! He will hear you."
Then, Näkuri asked, "who?"
Meep pointed to his sock. "him!"
And then Cordelia said "Shh!" And there was much rejoicing. "Ew! It's a tinge of green!" yelled Xylia.
"What is?" asked Sofia.
"Your face!" exclaimed Xylia.
"Ya likie? It's green 401 in Chanel." Sofia said.
"Penguin!" yelled Legolas as he crept up on them.
"Legos Lass?" said Brooke. "Where did he come from?"
Everybody sat down and had tea and crumpets. Then they rejoiced for the holy god had blessed them with some cheese. Then they all hopped around on one foot and were magically transported to the Mirkwood castle. Where Aragorn, Frodo, Pippin, Merry, Gandalf, and Thranduil were waiting. Randomly. Then a faint sound could be heard throughout the forest. "I have a wedgie!" And then they sat down and ate fermented yeast and bean stalks.
Book 1: Whoa! What the Heck is That?
Chapter 1
Cordelia sat at her "Pretty Princess" vanity set. "But daddy, I don't wanna go to Mirkwood! It's icky and the trees never turn gold!"
"You fool! You must go!" said her father.
"Sheesh." She said, continuing to brush her hair. "It's all icky and orc- infested."
"Duh." He said. She had to go. Suddenly, a random ringwraith came out and yelled.
"I am Meep! The seventh Ringwraith! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" And he kidnapped Cordelia. Randomly.
"EW! Ringwraith!" She screamed, being carried away. "Let me go! I'll be your best friend!"
"I only have one friends!"
"Who's that?"
"What! It's a what! You'll hurt his feelings!" With that, he pulled out a stuffed sock monkey.
"So, where are you taking me?"
"Mirkwood."
"I have to go there anyway."
"Darn." He said. "But I have to go pick up my dry-cleaning. Where do you have to go?"
"The Village."
"K. I'll drop you off there."
"I thought you were going to kidnap me."
"I WAS going to."
"Some evil villain you are!"
"Shush! I don't want him to hear!"
"Who?"
Meep pointed to his sock. "him!"
She rolled her eyes. "Oh boy."
Just then Brooke-the-random yelled "HIYA EVERYBODY!"
Then Xylia and Näkuri came out of nowhere in particular. "Welcome to Mirkwood! We are from Fanghorn! We have gone to see the prince! I ride my horse, Aura" Said one of them. The same one spoke again. "I am Xylia. This is Näkuri." She smiled.
"Well, what do you know? So am I. Not from Fanghorn, icky! I mean, I'm looking for the prince. Father says maybe I shall marry him someday, like, cool!"
Then Sofia walked over. :I am Sofia. I am looking for the prince. How the heck are you supposed to get around this godforsaken place?"
"Hey Drow, nice elven name." Said Xylia.
"Hey Hobbit, I was abandoned and named by humans"
"It's elbit. I am an elf-hobbit!" said Xylia.
"Everybody knows." Said Näkuri.
Brooke tapped Sofia on the shoulder "Guess what?"
Sofia turned around seeing nothing. Soon a voice could be heard through the woods. "I HAVE PURPLE SHOES!!!"
Everybody sat down and had some cheese.
"Pinkie out!" said Cordelia to Sofia.
Then Meep said "Quiet! He will hear you."
Then, Näkuri asked, "who?"
Meep pointed to his sock. "him!"
And then Cordelia said "Shh!" And there was much rejoicing. "Ew! It's a tinge of green!" yelled Xylia.
"What is?" asked Sofia.
"Your face!" exclaimed Xylia.
"Ya likie? It's green 401 in Chanel." Sofia said.
"Penguin!" yelled Legolas as he crept up on them.
"Legos Lass?" said Brooke. "Where did he come from?"
Everybody sat down and had tea and crumpets. Then they rejoiced for the holy god had blessed them with some cheese. Then they all hopped around on one foot and were magically transported to the Mirkwood castle. Where Aragorn, Frodo, Pippin, Merry, Gandalf, and Thranduil were waiting. Randomly. Then a faint sound could be heard throughout the forest. "I have a wedgie!" And then they sat down and ate fermented yeast and bean stalks.