A/N: heeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyy alls off youou persons outt their!!! we are gona write this fanfic to the best off ouuor abilteis. hop u lik it…
alices pov
I stares acrosses the roomies at my brotha named ewdard. he was kisin his girlfriend bella swan, who was ugly as jell. ma husnabn jsper was telling ma how much he luf me. I dindint here him cause he wass sooooo FRICKIN HAWT!!!!!!!!
'im gona go talk to himm hee ssooooooo hawt' I say
'no wat alice I luv uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu plz stayyyyyyyyyyy' jspr yeeled an al of de cafeteria avrtd there eyes 2 me. my name ailce an im soooooooooooooooooooooo hawt hawtyer that the FRICKIN SUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
'noooo JSPR I be luvin ewdard plzzzzzzzzzz don't make ma stay I luv him im a diein relashunship'
'NO AILCE I LUV U 2 MUCK DON'T LIVE MA U 2 HAWT!'
ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh that's tha end I know u be diein 4 more this be a GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREAT chappie woa hold ur hourses its comin its comin