Author's Notes: Know Your Stars. Inspiration for this idea goes to mewmewice. It's just some sort of humor thing, to bug the Gakuen Alice characters.

Disclaimer: I do not own Gakuen Alice or Know Your Stars. I don't even own this idea.

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Know Your Stars! Gakuen Alice Style!

Victim I: Mikan Sakura

By Konnichiwa Minna

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Know your stars... know your stars... know your stars... Mikan, she loves kissing the Sakura tree.

"Yeah! Wait, huh, what? No I don't!" Mikan protested.

She loves ugly old hags.

"What!? Who is saying that?" she questioned, looking about.

Mikan wears polka-dotted panties to impress and turn on Natsume and Ruka.

Mikan blushed profusely.

"AHH! How'd you know I wore that, you pervert! Come out and show yourself. If I find out that Natsume told you that, he is so dead meat!" she shouted.

Polka despises Hotaru.

Polka - err, Mikan - gasped.

"WHAT!? I LOVE HOTARUUUU!!! Hotaruuu, if you're there listening, it isn't true! Don't believe the pervert!" she exclaimed.

She eats black cats.

"WHAT!?!?! NO!!!!!!!" she wailed.

Are they tasty, Polka? If they don't satisfy you, I know a couple of ugly old hags wanting to give you a call.

"I'm not listening anymore! LALALALA!" she replied, nullifying the announcer's voice.

Now you know Mikan, the Sakura tree kissing, ugly old hag loving, Hotaru despising, black cat devouring little girl that wears polka-dotted panties to impress Natsume and Ruka.

Unaware of announcer said, she continued singing loudy.

Buh-bye little girl!

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Author's Notes: Hmm, not sure that turned out as funny as mewmewice's Know Your Stars fic, but oh well. I hope you enjoy, anyway. Also, for those who don't know what Know Your Stars is, I shall inform you. It's a little scene in 'All That' (a TV show) and basically it makes fun of the person sitting in an empty room, with no one there but a voice. The announcer's voice is hilarious, because it sounds really mocking and stuff. If you haven't seen it, then you may not understand this fic.

Oh, by the way, sorry that this chapter is lacking in length. My future chapters will be longer.

Anyway, I want opinions! Should I continue or delete this fic?

Review, please!

Flames accepted!

:D

Konnichiwa Minna

-X- I've written other Gakuen Alice (& TMM & Naruto & Fruits Basket) fics, if anyone is interested. Please review! -X-

Edit: I have changed the format of this story, due to the fact that script is not an allowed format on FFnet.