Hey everyone ;)
So, recently I've started really liking Sherlock from the BBC. Well, I decided to experiment and answer as the characters on Omegle :) Some are short and sweet, but others are just simply amazing. For you, I'm putting my favourites up here :) I've also put some on my Tumblr, . :D
Love you all! Lily Joanne Potter xxxx
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Bring the milk. And cookies! -SH
You: ... -JW
Stranger: John...SH
You: Not again. -JW
You: No, Sherlock, I always do the shopping! -JW
Stranger: Please? There's too many people- SH
You: Can't you learn? At least come with me, just to see how NORMAL people live. -JW
Stranger: Dull. I'm far too busy anyway. Whilst you're out pick up a new microwave-SH
You: A new... What? why? -JW
Stranger: Do you really want me to answer that?-SH
You: No. -JW
Stranger: I thought not -SH
You: I'm using your card. I'm broke. -JW
Stranger: Fine. Don't get into an argument with the self service -SH
You: Oh, I've learnt better than to use one of those again. -JW
Stranger: I'm glad to hear it-SH
You: No you're not -JW
Stranger: No I'm not. Hurry up the skull is boring me-SH
You: Expect a text from Mycroft, he's texting me about the case...? What case? Are you hiding things from me again? And I'm going as fast as I can. -JW
You: Sherlock, I need those details pronto. -MH
Stranger: No. I have cake if you're interested dear brother-SH
You: Very amusing. But no thank you, I'm on a diet, as you so politely like to point out. -MH
Stranger: Well then I can't help you-SH
You: Yes you can. I need the details of the vehicle before midnight. Or I'll get Mummy involved. -MH
Stranger: No you won't-SH
Stranger: You don't scare me-SH
You: Wouldn't I? -MH
Stranger: Fine!-SH
You: Thank you, dear brother. How's John? -MH
Stranger: Well I was conversing with him a moment ago before you so rudely interrupted-SH
You: I didn't interrupt anything, Sherlock. -MH
Stranger: Yes you did, you and your fat head-SH
You: Tesco's have run out of microwaves. I'm having to go to curry's. Thanks a lot. -JW
You: My head is not fat! -MH
Stranger: Not my fault John-SH
Stranger: Yes it is!-SH
You: Not! -MH
You: I know, I was kidding. -JW
Stranger: I feel bad for mummy-SH
Stranger: I don't understand-SH
You: Bad for Mummy? What has this got to do with my head? -MH
Stranger: And you think I'm naive...-SH
You: I was being sarcastic, with the thanks a lot... -JW
You: What is that supposed to mean? -MH
Stranger: Go away Mycroft- SH
Stranger: Oh okay I understand-SH
You: You go away. -MH
You: Good. Got the biccys though. -JW
Stranger: How old are you?-SH
You: Older than you! You should listen to me. -MH
Stranger: Digestives? Tell Mycroft to stop harrassing me-SH
Stranger: How can I go away you texted me hah!-SH
You: Yes, digestives and custard creams. -JW
You: Mycroft, leave Sherlock be. -JW
Stranger: Thank you John-SH
You: Details, Sherlock. -MH
You: And no, John. He's my brother -MH
You: Do you mind that I got skimmed milk? -JW
Stranger: Don't backchat John Mycroft!-SH
Stranger: No I suppose that'll do-SH
You: Get to work, Sherlock, I need those details. -MH
You: Oh, good... -JW
Stranger: I would if you'd leave me alone!-SH
Stranger: Are you okay John?-SH
You: I'll leave you to it. Stop texting John, you're distracting yourself. -MH
Stranger: I never distract myself John helps me focus-SH
You: I'm fine, Sherlock, I just had an argument with a cash machine... -JW
You: Oh? -MH
Stranger: I thought you said you weren't going to use it again-SH
Stranger: Go away Mycroft!-SH
You: I wasn't, but the cashier wouldn't use my - your - card. -JW
You: John and Sherlock sitting in a tree... -MH
Stranger: Mycroft!-SH
Stranger: Oh I see..-SH
You: K I S S I N G -MH
You: It's okay now, I've got the money. -JW
Stranger: Well what about you and Lestrade huh? Two can play at that game-SH
Stranger: Good-SH
You: ... There is nothing between me and Lestrade. -MH
You: What watt microwave do you want? -JW
Stranger: Hmmm Why don't I believe you, big brother?- SH
Stranger: The highest one possible John-SH
You: There is nothing between us. Little brother. -MH
You: Got it. -JW
Stranger: Maybe I should ask Lestrade-SH
Stranger: Thank you-SH
You: You dare, Sherlock Holmes... -MH
Stranger: OH a dare? interesting-SH
You: Oh this is perfect. Fake money. Great. -JW
You: I'm going to be arrested. -JW
Stranger: Well... John John text Lestrade!-SH
Stranger: No you won't don't be dramatic-SH
You: I'm joking! Sherlock, no! -MH
You: Uh, alright... -JW
You: John, don't do what Sherlock says. -MH
Stranger: Or maybe I'll just pop down to the station...-SH
Stranger: Don't listen to fatty John-SH
You: Lestrade, I've been told to text you by Sherlock...? -JW
You: What? How do you know... I'm so confused. -JW
You: JOHN. DON'T. TEXT. LESTRADE. -MH
Stranger: Okay what is it John?-GL
Stranger: Do it John-SH
You: What am I asking? -JW
You: I'll pay you. -MH
Stranger: Ask if he's seen Fatty lately-SH
You: Just stop texting Lestrade. -MH
Stranger: Mycroft it won't work-SH
You: I can try -MH
Stranger: John's loyal to me-SH
You: Have you seen Mycroft lately? -JW
Stranger: Uh... um the other day for a while... Why?-GL
You: £5,000. It's yours, just stop texting Lestrade. -MH
Stranger: Don't listen to him John-SH
You: He says the other day, what shall I say? -JW
Stranger: Hahahahaha!-SH
You: Sherlock keep out of this. -MH
Stranger: Busted!-SH
Stranger: Ask what they did-SH
You: No! -MH
You: £10,000 -MH
You: What did you, uh, do? -JW
Stranger: Priceless Mycroft really-SH
You: £20,000 -MH
You: Mycroft, I don't want your money. -JW
Stranger: Uh... John why do you want to know?... Um we went for walk in Hyde park...-GL
Stranger: Good man John. Did they notice the fake money?-SH
You: Sherlock, they went for a walk. And yes, they did. I've been chucked out. No microwave for you. -JW
You: £25,000 last offer. -MH
Stranger: Damn I suppose I could ask Mrs Hudson-SH
Stranger: Too late Mycroft too late-SH
You: Oh, you've already done it. -MH
You: John and Sherlock sitting in a tree -MH
Stranger: So how was your 'WALK'? -SH
You: Doing something they shouldn't be -MH
Stranger: Ignore him John-SH
You: What, Mycroft? -JW
Stranger: He's having carbs withdrawel-SH
You: Oh, nothing Lestrade, I was just wondering. -JW
You: I am not! -MH
Stranger: Okay... How are you and Sherlock?-GL
Stranger: So Are!-SH
You: I am fine, Sherlock is blowing up microwaves and craving biccys, as usual. -JW
You: Am not! -MH
You: John, I know about you and my brother. -MH
Stranger: Another microwave? Isn't that the third one in a month?-GL
Stranger: Want a biscuit Mycroft?-SH
You: Fourth actually. -JW
You: No, I do not! -MH
Stranger: OH... Unlucky-GL
Stranger: Are you sure? I just boiled the kettle-SH
You: I'll be over in ten minutes, for a tea. NO BISCUITS. -MH
You: Tell me about it. -JW
Stranger: I was joking Mycroft don't come over!-SH
Stranger: John, John help!-SH
You: Why not? Are you not suitable? Getting ready for Watson to return home? -MH
You: Yes? -JW
Stranger: Go play with your friend Mycroft-SH
Stranger: Mycroft's coming over!-SH
You: At least I have friends. -MH
You: Oh no... is the flat in a state? -JW
Stranger: Yes, who is Lestrade...-SH
Stranger: NO but he's coming for tea!-SH
Stranger: Well not that much of a state-SH
You: Lestrade is simply a friend. -MH
Stranger: Of course*Taps nose*- SH
You: Tea? Do we have any tea? I have to go back to Tesco, don't I... -JW
Stranger: Would you?-SH
You: Sherlock... -MH
You: Fine, for you. -JW
Stranger: Yes dear?-SH
Stranger: Thank you John-SH
You: You can be a royal pain in the back side, you know that, don't you? -MH
You: No problem. -JW
Stranger: Says you-SH
You: I do say so. -MH
Stranger: If you would just admit it...- SH
You: Never. -MH
Stranger: Are you coming for tea, John has gone to get tea-SH
You: Yes, I am. -MH
Stranger: Hmm, so much denial-SH
You: I'm not in denial... -MH
Stranger: JOHN! Get some condoms while you're out-SH
Stranger: Maybe you should go on a denial diet-SH
Stranger: seeing as the other one is clearly not working-SH
You: Wrong number -JM
You: Denial diet? -MH
Stranger: You! What... What are you doing with John's phone?-SH
You: It is working! -MH
Stranger: Mycroft listen to me I think something's happened to John-SH
You: I borrowed it. -JM
Stranger: Where is he?-SH
You: What on earth could have happened whilst shopping for tea bags? -MH
You: Oh, Johnny boy? He's having a little fun with Sebby. Don't worry, you'll get him back... eventually. -JM
Stranger: I texted John something not important and... Moriarty texted me from his phone-SH
Stranger: DON'T TOUCH HIM-SH
You: I'll trace his number. -MH
Stranger: Thank you,can you let Lestrade know?-SH
You: Touch him? me? No, not me! Sebastian however, he likes playing games. -JM
You: Of course -MH
You: Greg, John's gone missing, trace his number please. Call me. -MH x
Stranger: I will kill you both if he is even scratched-SH
Stranger: What? What do you mean Mycroft he texted me five minutes ago!-GL x
You: Then we shall make sure he is returned to you in perfect condition~ Once we're done with him. -JM
Stranger: Give him back... NOW!-SH
You: He went shopping for tea bags, and Moriarty got him. -MH x
You: Maaaaaaaaaaake me! -JM
Stranger: OH fu... Okay I'll round up the troops-GL x
Stranger: I will!-SH
You: Thank you love -MH x
You: Come out to play, Sherly. There's a car outside waiting for you. -JM
Stranger: Uh Mycroft... Sherlock just got into a car...-GL x
Stranger: I don't want to play I just want John-SH
Stranger: and my name is NOT Sherly-SH
You: He did what? I'm just around the corner from their flat. Is it the black car? I'll follow it. -MH x
You: Ah, you really do amuse me. -JM
Stranger: I can't get a proper trace- GL x
Stranger: You won't be laughing soon-SH
You: Damn it! I'm following the car now... keep me updated. -MH x
Stranger: Ok be careful!-GL x
You: Who said I was laughing? I'm crying, my dear, just like your pet... -JM
You: I will, you too. -MH x
Stranger: Just... Let me talk to him-SH
You: Alriiiiiiiiiight. For you, petal 3 -JM
You: God dammit Sherlock. Where the hell are you? -JW
Stranger: John? John are you okay? What have they done to you?-SH
Stranger: Mycroft I'm talking to John now!-SH
You: I'm... fine. Moran is making me... a cup of tea... and I like tea... Yummy. -JW
You: What is he saying? -MH
Stranger: Don't. Drink. It-SH
You: But it's so tasty, Sherlock. He's made you a cup too. -JW
Stranger: Moran is making him tea-SH
You: What? Tea? -MH
Stranger: JOHN DON'T!-SH
Stranger: It's drugged it has to be-SH
You: I'm sorry, John isn't available at the moment. -JM
You: Tell him not to drink it then! -MH
Stranger: You bastard what did you do?-SH
Stranger: I did! He drank it!-SH
You: Nothing, just little Johnny is busy enjoying his afternoon tea~ -JM
You: Oh no... -MH
You: Hurry up Greg, they've drugged John. -MH x
Stranger: ...Tea?-SH
Stranger: What? How?-GL x
You: I didn't put ANYTHING in the tea. John put it in the tea himself. -JM
You: Tea -MH x
Stranger: What? What are you talking about... He wouldn't-SH
You: He did. Oooooooooooh. He did. -JM
Stranger: Tea?-GL x
Stranger: Stop it!-SH
You: They've drugged his tea... probably forced him to drink it... it's been drugged. -MH x
You: But this is so fun! -JM
Stranger: Where the hell are you?-SH
You: Oh, oh dear. There's blood on my tie... You're getting the bill for this. -JM
Stranger: Oh shit okay okayI I think i got the trace-GL x
Stranger: Blood? I will strangle you-SH
You: Hurry up, this is my brother's partner here. -MH x
You: Bloooooooooooooooooood. -JM
Stranger: I'm doing my best Mycroft- GL x
Stranger: Please...-SH
You: Thank you. I'll repay you later. -MH x
Stranger: I'll hold you to that-GL x
You: Don't worry sugar plum, the car is nearly here. Soon you'll be reunited with your precious toy... -JM
You: I count in it. -MH x
Stranger: And then I'll finish you-SH
Stranger: Where's Sherlock going?-GL x
You: What makes you think I'm there? -JM
You: I don't know.. it looks like a disused warehouse. -MH x
Stranger: I... How else you you have John's phone?-SH
Stranger: Damn... Okay I got this-GL x
You: I'm getting out of the car. It's stopped, but Sherlock isn't getting out... -MH x
You: I'm the man with the key. I am king. -JM
Stranger: Can you see him?- Gl x
You: I can do whatever I want. -JM
Stranger: What do you want from me?-SH
You: There's no one it the car... Damn, it was a decoy! -MH x
You: I want you to fall, again. -JM
You: But this time, stay dead. -JM
Stranger: Fuuuuu... We lost the trace again! What now?-GL x
Stranger: That will never happen-SH
You: I... I don't know. I could be miles away from Sherlock now... -MH x
You: Sherlock, where the hell are you? - MH
Stranger: He's hurt him Mycroft... I have too...-SH
You: Yes it will. Now, get out of the car. Second door to your left in the third building. -JM
Stranger: to***
You: Don't! Wait for back up! -MH
Stranger: Or you'll send snipers after me? I doubt it-SH
Stranger: I can't! It's John!-SH
You: No, I know you'll do it. John is dying to see you. -JM
Stranger: Are you going to make me beg?-SH
You: Lestrade. Sherlock won't listen to me. -MH x
Stranger: What? What's going on?- GL x
You: I'm not going to make you do anything you don't want to do, sweetheart. -JM
Stranger: Oh how kind of you-SH
You: He's going in unprotected. -MH x
You: I deserve a medal, I really do -JM
Stranger: Damn it!-GL x
You: That's Sherlock for you. -MH x
Stranger: Well maybe i can hang it next to your ashes-SH
Stranger: But.. He's your brother Mycroft- GL x
You: Are you going to burn me, Holmes? How exciting. -JM
You: I know, Greg. I know. -MH x
Stranger: It wouldn't work Jim you don't have a heart-SH
You: True, true. -JM
Stranger: What now then?-SH
You: Take the second corridor, head straight to the end. Your John is in there, probably hanging around. -JM
You: Pun intended. -JM
Stranger: What? NO!-SH
You: Tick tock, tick tock... -JM
Stranger: Shit, shit I'm sorry John-SH
You: John can't heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeear yoooooooooou. -JM
You: Shout his name, Sherlock. -JM
Stranger: Where are you?-SH
You: Go on. -JM
You: "JOOOOOOOOOOOHN?" -JM
Stranger: STOP IT!-SH
You: Oh Jooooooooooooohn? Sheeeeerly is looking for yooooooooou. -JM
Stranger: You're a coward! Come out and fight!-SH
You: Oh, wait, he's here now. -JM
You: Let me put him on. JOHN, IT'S FOR YOU -JM
Stranger: JOHN..._SH
You: S-S-Sh-Sherlock... -JW
Stranger: John, Oh god I'm sorry so sorry-SH
You: T-turn a-around... -JW
Stranger: NO i'm not leaving you-SH
Stranger: Not again-SH
You: T-t-trap... -JW
Stranger: I... I don't care-SH
You: Awwwwwwwwww, Johnny's crying! -JM
You: This really is BEAUTIFUL. -JM
Stranger: Get away from him!-SH
Stranger: John, I'm coming just...just hold on-SH
You: Hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry. -JM
You: Sherlock Holmes, like a snail. -JM
Stranger: I'm neerly here 't let him get to you-SH
Stranger: nearly***
You: Ooops. That gun shot, that wasn't me! Honest. -JM
You: Sebby is such a naughty boy. -JM
Stranger: I didn't hear a gun! NO!-SH
You: Surprise! -JM
Stranger: You better run!-SH
You: Know where you are yet? -JM
Stranger: I wouldn't tell you if I did-SH
You: Greg, there was a gun shot... -MH x
You: I don't like running. -JM
You: I'm lazy, you should know that by now. -JM
Stranger: What? Who by, are Sherlock and John okay? Are you?- GL x
Stranger: That's your problem it will be your downfall-SH
You: I'm fine, I'm heading in now... Sherlock isn't in sight. - MH x
Stranger: Tell me where you are, I'll be there-GL x
You: This love will be your downfall. You need to learn how to cut off your emotions - You've become sappy. -JM
You: Sending you the address now. -MH x
Stranger: That's not true.. It's not-SH
Stranger: Got it, on my way!-GL x
You: Sure thing Princess. -JM
Stranger: No! John is... he's my friend-SH
You: Oh, look, it's Brother Holmes! Hello! Now it's like a real tea party.-JM
Stranger: Mycroft... What?-SH
You: Your friend? Sherlock Holmes, a friend? -JM
You: Mycroft has come out to plaaaaaaaaaay. -JM
Stranger: How, how did he know?-SH
Stranger: He's my ... Best friend-SH
You: N'aaaaaaaw. It'd warm my heart, if I had one. -JM
Stranger: I'm sure Moran is so flattered-SH
You: Oh look, now I'm texting you from two numbers! How fascinating... -JM
You: Boo! -JM
Stranger: STOP!-SH
You: Huh, I don't like John's phone. Mycroft's is much easier to use... -JM
Stranger: Damn it!-SH
You: Where are you, Sherly? -JM
You: Your boyfriend is waiting to be rescued. -JM
Stranger: I had... To take care of something-SH
Stranger: What? Who is this? Why do you have Mycroft's phone?-GL
You: Hello, Gregory Lestrade. Mycroft is having tea with myself, my fiancee and John. Feel free to pop by~ -JM
Stranger: Tea? Where's sherlock?-GL
You: Sherly Sherly Sherly Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerly! I'm getting bored texting you. -JM
Stranger: You know your driver, yeah he's dead-SH
You: Tea, very british. Sherlock isn't here, he's running an errand for me. -JM
You: ... He's dead. Great. I bought him that suit! -JM
Stranger: An errand... Mycroft don't drink the tea!-GL
Stranger: Looks like you won't get your deposit shame-SH
You: But Mycroft loves tea! And by the looks of it, biscuits too... -JM
Stranger: no! Mycroft!-GL
You: I've sent you a picture. Better recognise it, because we're waiting, Sherly. -JM
You: TOOO LATE! -JM
Stranger: John... -SH
You: ... is dying. :) -JM
Stranger: What, what have you done? You can't hide from scotland yard- GL
Stranger: No... He can- He can't die-SH
You: Nothing, just drinking tea... -JM
You: He's dying. -JM
Stranger: The drugged tea!-GL
Stranger: I... I, God!-SH
You: Yummy -JM
You: Are you here yet? -JM
Stranger: I can't I can't see-SH
You: Come on Sherly... I'm disappointed. :( -JM
Stranger: I... I can't -SH
Stranger: When I get to you, you won't see daylight again-GL
You: Get in the car that brought you there, and type in the satnav "Sir Boast A Lot." -JM
You: Ah, I am laughing rather loud right now. -JM
Stranger: I'm coming John-SH
You: I'll pass on the message, if he can hear me, that is. -JM
Stranger: You really want me dead-SH
You: Did you know that there's a stage in torture, where the victim will start to hallucinate and not hear certain words? Of course you did, silly me. -JM
You: Yes, I do. -JM
Stranger: Torture?-SH
Stranger: I don't... Understand. You're not doing this because you're bored-SH
You: John says 'Hello' -JM
You: or at least, that's what it sounded like -JM
You: Does Mycroft normally spit like a camel? -JM
Stranger: You prick!-SH
Stranger: A...A camel?... What are you doing to him?- GL
You: More blood on my tie... -JM
Stranger: Oh dear is it Westwood? Never mind it'll burn when you get to HELL-SH
You: It is Westwood~ Baby, I'm too hot for hell. -JM
Stranger: You are really really not-SH
You: You only wish... -JM
Stranger: It's a fact-SH
You: Nah, you're a bad liar. Naaaah. -JM
Stranger: .-SH
You: Waaaaaaaaaaiting. -JM
You: Sherlock, why don't you join us for tea? -MH
Stranger: I'm here. Can't you see me?-SH
Stranger: Mycroft?-SH
You: You prefer coffee, shall I ask for that? two sugars? -MH
You: Come in, Sherlock. Come in. -JW
Stranger: I'm cutting back on caffeine-SH
You: There's a seat waiting just for you... -JM
You: We have nicotine patches too. -JW
You: Please come in. -MH
Stranger: I prefer to make big entrances no offence JIM-SH
You: Yes, we're waiting. -JM
Stranger: John... If you can hear me I never meant for this-SH
You: Come in Sherlock. -JW
You: We're waaaaaaaaaaiting. -JM
Stranger: Okay... I'm ready- SH
You: Then please, do come in. -JM
You: Ah, it's amazing what you can make people say with a gun tied to their head... -JM
Stranger: I... -SH
You: What, Sherlock Holmes, speechless? I'm... honored! -JM
Stranger: Yes doesn't happen often I just have to say something-SH
You: Well. I've had fun, but Sebby and I have a plane to catch. Ciao! -JM
You: Oh, and have fun with the present we left you! xxxx -JM
Stranger: Good luck on getting out of the building-SH
Stranger: Present...-SH
You: Sh-Sher-l-lock... -JW
Stranger: John! John... It's okay I'm here-SH
You: Bomb... there's a bomb... -JW
Stranger: Shh... I know. We need to get out of here now!-SH
You: No... it's... they made me... -JW
You: Sherlock. They made him swallow it. -MH
Stranger: No... You're hallucinating you have to be-SH
You: We didn't see it. The tea, you were right, it was drugged. Knocked us both out. -MH
You: It's... in-inside... m-my stomach... -JW
Stranger: So, so maybe he wanted you to believe you swallowed it...-SH
Stranger: Sh John don't you're going to be fine-SH
You: I don't want to die... -JW
Stranger: Don't be stupid do you think I'm going to let you?-SH
You: You've locked the doors, clever. -BLOCKED NUMBER
Stranger: I didn't touch the doors, guess again-SH
You: Sherlock... if... I... I love... -JW
You: Oh? -BLOCKED NUMBER
Stranger: No... Don't John just...-SH
You: I love you... -JW
Stranger: AS if I'll tell you-SH
Stranger: I... I Love you John more than anything-SH
You: That's very sweet, but can we sort this out first? -MH
Stranger: SHUT IT MYCROFT-SH
You: I.. I love you... -JW
You: I don't know whether you've noticed, but HE SWALLOWED A BOMB. -MH
Stranger: You'll regret this John I know you will-SH
Stranger: DID YOU SEE HIM SWALLOW IT?-SH
You: No, n-no I won't... -JW
You: No, but we can't rule it out! -MH
Stranger: You're drugged...-SH
You: T-there's a knife... over there... -JW
Stranger: I'm not ruling it out! Just...-SH
Stranger: NO John whatever it is No-SH
You: I can show you how to... you know... -JW
You: John, now you're being ridiculous. -MH
Stranger: There must be another way I won't do it!-SH
You: Like the present? -BLOCKED NUMBER
You: Just do it... -JW
Stranger: You're making him believe he swallowed a bomb! Found your way yet?-SH
Stranger: John... -SH
You: Pass me my phone, I'll call Greg. -MH
You: Sh-Sherlock... -JW
Stranger: John just hang on Lestrade will help-SH
You: It's fascinating, isn't it? Has he swallowed it? Or has he not? oooooh the drama! Sebby's looking for a way now. -BLOCKED NUMBER.
Stranger: He hasn't I know he hasn't! Yeah good luck-SH
You: Greg, we need you NOW. Cut it short, John's swallowed a bomb. -MH x
Stranger: Mycroft is that you? What? shit Okay- GL x
You: Looooooook closely, Sherly. He's swallowed something... -BLOCKED NUMBER
You: Sherlock, please just take Mycroft and yourself as far as possible... -JW
Stranger: NO, I'm not leaving you-SH
You: No time to explain, yes it is, hurry please. -MH x
Stranger: So if not a bomb... -SH
Stranger: I am, called the squads in be there in two minutes!- GL
Stranger: x
You: Tick tock, there's a clock~ -BLOCKED NUMBER
You: Please... I can't lose you.. -JW
Stranger: It's not just ticking for us though...-SH
Stranger: You won't John I'm keeping you. We're going to breed bees together-SH
You: Sherlock... -JW
Stranger: And we'll get away from London and..-SH
You: I know this is a moment where you think you're going to die, but please can you save it for the bedroom? -MH
You: MYCROFT! -JW
Stranger: Have a biscuit Mycroft and shut up-SH
You: I don't want a biscuit. -MH
Stranger: THEN SHUT UP!-SH
You: God dammit, I love you... -JW
Stranger: I love you John... I love you-SH
You: Awwwwwwww how ADORABLE. -BLOCKED NUMBER
Stranger: FUCK OFF-SH
You: I can seeeeeeeee yooooooou. -BLOCKED NUMBER
Stranger: What? Where?-SH
You: Baaaaaaaaaalcony... -JM
Stranger: Predictable...-SH
You: Why is it always us? -JW
Stranger: Are you complaing?-SH
You: No, I'm so glad I met you, but Moriarty... -JW
You: KING Moriarty. King. -JM
You: Oh please... -MH
Stranger: I know but he won't be bothering us for much longer trust me-SH
You: That's what you think Sherly. Sebby, keep looking for a way out of here, thank you baby. -JM
Stranger: You won't find one. You might have to...JUMP -SH
You: Oh... OH. You are so clever. I promised you a fall, and you fell, now it's my turn... -JM
Stranger: Well it's only fair-SH
You: What? Sherlock, what's going on? -JW
Stranger: Nothing, it's okay just.. just stay here-SH
You: Don't leave me... -JW
You: John, let him go. -MH
Stranger: I'm not... I'll be back I promise-SH
You: You better. -JW
You: Don't make promises if you can't keep them... -JM
Stranger: I will you are my heart John Watson-SH
Stranger: Lost Moran have you?-SH
You: I love you... you bastard. -JW
You: He's gone for a walk. To the roof? -JM
Stranger: I love you...Always-SH
Stranger: After you, I insist-SH
You: Ah, thank you... -JM
Stranger: Don't mention it... -SH
You: So, Sherlock Holmes, we really ARE alike. -JM
Stranger: Are we? I obviously have better taste-SH
You: I had my hunch about you and Johnny boy, I just had to take the risk of taking him... -JM
You: Oooh, ouch. -JM
Stranger: Clever-SH
You: I'll give you better taste in men. I always liked a man in uniform. -JM
You: And the Army, well, that really is something... -JM
Stranger: Too bad you can't have him then isn't it?-SH
You: Indeed. Wonderful view, isn't it? -JM
You: Almost as if we planned this... -JM
Stranger: Beautiful-SH
You: Ah, DI Nosey and his crew are here. How delightful. -JM
You: Tell me, Sherlock Holmes, do you like dancing? -JM
Stranger: Isn't it?-SH
Stranger: I like watching people dance-SH
You: As do I, but sometimes, I like to dance myself. Care to join me, in our last dance? Together? -JM
Stranger: ... I'd be honoured... -SH
You: Excellent. Take my waist, if you please. -JM
Stranger: Are you sure I wouldn' twant to make little sebastian angry-SH
You: Sebastian isn't here; what he doesn't know won't hurt him. -JM
Stranger: Hmm I'd disagree but I'm no expert-SH
You: Of course you're not, Virgin. -JM
You: Oh look, they're trying to get in... If I can't get out, they can't get in, correct? -JM
Stranger: Hmm if that makes you feel better keep thinking that-SH
You: Oh, you're such a tease. Is this the part when you tell me times up? -JM
Stranger: I would but... I don't do cliches-SH
You: ah, how predictable. -JM
Stranger: is it?-SH
You: You're easy to read... I'm ready now. -JM
Stranger: Took your time-SH
You: Only for yoooooou. -JM
Stranger: I'm flattered...Deeply-SH
You: So you should be. Now, what position? I'm thinking of going for the relaxed, I know my fate. - JM
Stranger: Maybe I should go for the sticking the knife in your back... Oh no wait that's Moran's position sorry-SH
You: We really are alike... Back stabbing bastards, that's what we are. Quite literally. -JM
Stranger: I can change though if I wanted-SH
You: No, no you couldn't. Oh good, the police got inside. Maybe they could diffuse the bomb... -JM
Stranger: There is no bomb... You couldn't have made John swallow it even if he were drugged not ever-SH
You: You're right, John didn't swallow it. Moran did. I wonder if they're having fun down there? -JM
Stranger: Well too bad he's been shot then really-SH
You: ... Good bye, Sherlock Holmes. -JM
You: Sherlock! -JW
Stranger: It's been fun Jim Moriarty-SH
Stranger: John... What are you...-SH
You: Indeed it has. Ah, hello John.-JM
Stranger: John- go go back- SH
You: Come on... We need to go... I'm not going... -JW
You: How cute. -JM
You: Won't you let me jump already? -JM
Stranger: John Please! -SH
You: I'm getting bored. -JM
You: N-no... -JW
Stranger: That would be easy-SH
You: Lestrade is here, he can sort this... -JW
You: YAWN. -JM
Stranger: No John he can't...-SH
You: 3... -JM
Stranger: Don't you dare!-SH
You: What? What is he doing? -JW
You: 2... -JM
Stranger: John getback!-SH
You: Wha-what? -JW
You: 1... -JM
You: 3 quarters... I kid, I kid. 0. Bye! -JM
Stranger: Shit!-SH
You: Oh my go... -JW
You: He's... -JW
Stranger: Come on. Now we need to go-SH
You: B-but... Moriarty... -JW
Stranger: Time for that later!-SH
You: Sherlock... -JW
You: What the hell was going on up there? -MH
Stranger: What is it?-SH
Stranger: Got it under control!-SH
You: Don't leave me. -JW
You: Under control? -MH
Stranger: I'm not John you're okay-SH
Stranger: Yes unlike your diets!-SH
You: Not the time nor place! -MH
Stranger: Well, excuse me!-SH
You: I believe that... -JW
You: Sherlock... don't -JW
Stranger: John?-SH
You: Let's... let's just go home. I need a proper cup of tea. -JW
Stranger: Good idea-SH
Stranger: Wait, no teabags!-SH
You: ... We can go together. I'll show you how to shop. -JW
Stranger: I'd... Like that-SH
You: You know, if you had gone with me the first time around, this would have never happened... -JW
You: I'd like that too. -JW
You: Maybe we can get a microwave too. -JW
Stranger: I know, I'm sorry you shouldn't stay with me-SH
Stranger: With fake money?-SH
You: Don't be stupid, I'm never leaving your side again. Maybe not with fake money. -JW
Stranger: I can live with that-SH
You: Me too. -JW
You: Please excuse me... Greg? -MH
Stranger: Mycroft! Ohthank god-GL
You: When will my brother learn not to climb into a stranger's car? -MH
Stranger: Seriously? Don't you remember the first time you sent your car for me?-GL
You: Ah... oh yes. I'm a hypocrite. -MH
Stranger: Yes you are I like it though-GL
You: I know you do. - MH
You: Greg and Mycroft sitting in a tree... -JW
Stranger: K.I.S.S.I.N.G-SH
You: SHUT UP SHERLOCK! John... I thought better of you. -MH
Stranger: Make me big head!-SH
You: ... £50,000. John, please... Shut your boyfriend up -MH
You: Urm, no. -JW
Stranger: Ha-SH
Stranger: Oh dear god-GL
You: Ignore them, Greg. We'll get them back... -MH
Stranger: Yeah right!-SH
Stranger: Can we just..Go home?-GL
You: Like to see you try... -JW
You: Yes, let's go. -MH
You: Tea anyone? -JW
Stranger: I'd love one-SH
You: I know you would... -JW
You: Not for me, thanks. I'm on a diet. -MH
Stranger: Impressive-SH
You: Ciao, Sherlock Holmes. Until we meet again~ -BLOCKED NUMBER
Stranger: whaaa... -SH
You: What? -JW
Stranger: Nothing I... Let's go have tea-SH
You: Sounds good to me... -JW
You: (( AND THEY ALL LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER 3 ))
Stranger: ((Nawwww :D 3))
You: ((*claps and bows*))