Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha
Authors Note: This will be my only Inuyasha/Kagome. My only one! Mature for insinuation and language.
Inuyasha had spent the whole morning ranting over one thing or another. To make matters worse along the way they met Naraku, fought him and lost what jewel shards they had had in their possession. Then a couple of hours later Koga showed up with his trusty friends Ginta and Hakakku.
Of course an appearance from Koga incited Inuyashas' jealousy over the attention the ookami gave to Kagome; the way he held her hands, the way he stared into her eyes with adoration, the way he was so open about his love and devotion for her. It was all everything Inuyasha wanted to say but couldn't muster up the courage to say it and when Koga left he as usual took it out in Kagome.
So after many hours of his non-stop ranting and pointing the blame at Kagome, she finally said something.
"Inuyasha, you are a dick." she said.
All of her companions stopped and stared at her. She had never in the many months of travelling together had she ever called Inuyasha anything worse than a stupid jerk.
"Oh yeah, how so?" Inuyasha asked, snarkily.
"You are useless. You have a head that doesn't think, you have eyes that don't see, you have two nuts, and well you are an asshole." she said.
"What?" he yelled.
"You heard me and I will not repeat myself. Sango can I borrow Kirara?" she asked.
"Sure. Going home?" she asked.
"Yeah. Bye." she said.
Kagome climbed onto the fire Neko and took off to the well. Leaving behind amused friends and a confused hanyou.
Authors Note: This will explain the description of Inuyasha as a dick.
(A dick has a head that doesn't think, an eye that doesn't see, lives between two nuts, and around the corner from an asshole.)