Dean's thoughts on Teddy.

Set in 4.08
I do not own Supernatural
"Talking"
Dean's thoughts _

"Close the friggin' door!" Came from Teddy, a big, real and pretty much drunk teddy bear, not strange at all.

What the Hell?
 The little girl then closes the door as Sam and Dean look at each other.

"All I even wanted was a teddy which was big, real, and talked. But now he's sad all the time- not "ouch" sad but ouch-in-the-head sad- says weird stud, and smells like the bus." The little girl said. "Um, little girl… Dean says but is interrupted by the little girl.

"Audrey!" The little girl say's.
 Okay… moody much?

"Audrey." Dean says. "How exactly did your teddy become real?"

"I wished for it." The girl replied.

Seriously?

"You wished for it?" Sam asked.

Really Sam, does she speak a foreign language?
 "At the wishing well." Audrey say's as Dean opens the bedroom door, Teddy's watching the news.
"Look at this." Teddy says chuckling. "Do you believe this crap?

Have you seen yourself you stuffed drunk?

"Not really." Dean say's
. "It is a terrible world." Teddy say's then turning his head. "Why am I here?!

Thank you creepy toy.
 "For tea parties!" Audrey answers in frustration.

"Tea parties? Teddy asks. "Is that all there is?

I swear, monsters I get, humans are crazy.

_ Happy New Years! And I was just watching this on Netflix's, I'm almost dead from laughing.