OMG, Hermione is Insane

by The Bickering Kingdom

Some Earlier Chapters being edited. Hermione is insane or is she, one thing for certain, act or not, Hermione is annoying the Hogwarts staff. sequel to the prankster challenge, you don't have to read for this to sense.

1. Chapter 1

Disclaimer I do not own Harry Potter.

Everyone thought that when the twin prank challenge ended, Hermione would go back to acting like normal instead of an insane person.

However, they were all wrong. The problem was, Hermione liked acting insane (and bugging the hell out of the professors of Hogwarts). Her favourite person to annoy was Snape.

Severus Tobias Snape was dreading teaching his first class, all because of one person: Hermione Jean Granger. He knew the moment she entered the class, it'd be random questions and even more random answers - he wasn't stupid or blind after all.

Hermione walked into the Potions classroom, the first thing she noticed was the frown on the Potions Master's face.

Hermione, being the kind and lovely person she was, decided to cheer him up.

"Sevvie! Never fear, for Hermione is here!" Hermione said dramatically, as she took her usual seat next to Neville. Neville grinned at Hermione.

"Yeah, Professor, now that Hermione's here, we're all safe!" Neville said, earning a glare from Snape.

A few months ago, the glare would have made him shrink in his seat, but now it didn't affect him in the slightest.

"Professor Sevvie, I love you, I really do, but if you keep glaring at my Neville bunny bear, I may have to bite you," Hermione said seriously.

Nearly every student's mouth was hanging open at Hermione telling Snape that she loved him. Snape rolled his eyes.

"Miss Granger, if you tried to bite me I'd hex you onto next year," Snape , causing Hermione to pout and sulk.

"Well, that's nice. I tell you that I love you, and you threaten to hex me. Well, you've just made the list, my friend. No one is mean to Hermione Jean Granger without her getting REVENGE!" Hermione ranted. The students loved it when Hermione went into rant mode, as it often lasted the whole lesson.

"Miss Granger, I don't see how me being on your list will affect me, you already annoy me at any given opportunity, anyway," Snape told her with a raised eyebrow.

"Oh puh-LEASE. If you think what I've been doing to you is bad, you just wait. You'll be sorry you ever messed with the Lunatic army of doom. I shall own all the cheese in the land!" Hermione said with a glint in her eyes.

Snape, who'd heard many of Hermiones rants, chose to ignore her.

Poor Snape. He really should have listened to Hermione.