Yugioh-Beach Party!!
Conzie: HIHIHIHIH! I'm BACK!
Téa: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Conzie: SHADDUP! (whack) MWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH*!
Seto: She's become evil again.
Koko: O well…what's the story about this time?
Conzie: NOT TELLING YOU! (continues whacking Téa) MWAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA *
Legolas: (pops head into theater) CONZIE DOES NOT OWN YUGIOH!!!
Conzie: (@@) (jaw drops onto floor) WHAT?
Legolas: (disappears)
Conzie: Did he do, what I think he did?
Kirby: (@@)!! I thought he wouldn't do disclaimers!
Ryou: (twirling change of heart)
Conzie: IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY DAMNIT!
Ryou: sniff…
Bakura: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY AIBOU!!
Conzie: (whack) Anywayas…um….ON WITH THE STORY!
Mai: (on the phone with serenity) Yo! What's up Girl?
Serenity: (yawning) nothing much…why'd you call?
Mai: Wanna go to a beach party?
Serenity: Sure? Why?
Mai: It's Kaiba's Birthday!
Serenity: It is?
Mai: Don't tell me you don't know!
Serenity: He never told me!
Mai: oh…Get Joey up and tell him. I've gotta go call Isis. And Ryou. Oh yeah…and Call Kaiba And Yugi.
Serenity: Ok! Good Luck! Hopefully Bakura won't answer…(shiver)
(they hang up)
Serenity: JJJJJOooooooooooooooeEEEEEEEEYYY!!!
Joey: (up in room) *SNOORRRRRE*
Serenity: JOEY!
Joey: (Snore)
Serenity: (gets really mad and dumps icy cold water on him)
Joey: Sn-(@@)! EEP! IT'S COLD! IT'S COLDD!! WHY DID YOU DOO THAT?
Serenity: GET UP! Breakfast is waiting. I have something to tell you.
Joey: Cold!!
Serenity: GET CHANGED THEM DUMMY!
Joey walks into the bathroom, while serenity is tapping her feet. She sneaks over to his deck and takes out his Jinzo.
Serenity: You are so not going to fool with this is my hands. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*
She hurried downstairs to dish out breakfast to her pig brother.
Joey: (walking down stairs) Why'd you get me up so early?
Serenity: DAMNIT It's 11 AM ALREADY! I Wonder how you get up for schooL!
Joey: After you leave for school, Tristan comes by and dumps hot water on me.
Serenity: oO…hot?
Joey: yes hot…so I won't catch a cold.
Serenity: (takes out mallet to hit her brother) WHACK!
Joey: What's the big deal?
Serenity: Mai just called.
Joey: oO…and?
Serenity: We're having a beach party on Saturday.
Joey: Oh…what for?
Serenity: Seto's Birthday.
Joey: I AM-
Serenity: AND YOU ARE SO GOING.
Joey: No!
Serenity: (Twirls Jinzo)
Joey: SHIT! She did it again!
Serenity: Either you come. Or it dies.
Joey: I'll GO! I'll GO!
Serenity: Thank You. Now. I've got to go call Seto.
Joey: (spits out milk) WHAT?
Serenity: You'd better clean that up.
Joey: I WILL!
Serenity: It's his birthday!
Joey: I WILL NO-
Serenity: (making the cut throat sign)
Joey: I mean uhh…yeah! I can go! It's his…um…birthday!(goes back to cleaning up what he spit out)
Serenity: (walks up the stairs to her bedroom and dials Seto's Home Phone)
Seto: WHAT DO YOU WANT?
Serenity: Hi…business call?
Seto: EEP! (@@)!! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!
Serenity: That's ok…
Seto: Umm…something wrong?
Serenity: No…I'm having a beach party thing on Saturday…can you come?
Seto: Eep…uhh…Mokuba?
Mokuba: (from a distance) YEAH??
Seto: DO YOU HAVE TO DO ANYTHING ON SATURDAY?
Mokuba: FRIEND'S HOUSE!
Seto: Oh right. Umm…hello?
Serenity: (giggling) yeah?
Seto: umm…Mokuba can't go, but I guess I can make it. Just let me make another call. (picks up cell phone and dials to Kaiba Corp.
Serenity: ok…
Seto: CANCEL EVERYTHING ON SATURDAY! YES! I MEAN IT DAMNIT! (hangs up on phone)
Serenity: oO…
Seto: Good help is hard to find.
Serenity: Eh heh…yeah.
Seto: Eep…Mokuba is calling me. Umm…Well then…See you on Saturday!
Serenity: Ok!
Joey: (praying) He isn't going…he is-
Serenity: (WHACK!) DAMN YOU!
Joey: x_____X…help!
Ryou: Hello?
Mai: Good thing it isn't Bakura.
Ryou: huh?
Mai: Oh…umm…hi! Uh…this is Mai…
Ryou: Oh hey! What's up?
Mai: Can you and your Yami go to a beach party?
Ryou: Sure-
Bakura: -From a distance- I WILL GET ALL OF THE SEVEN MILL-WHATCHAMACALLIT?
Ryou: -_______________________- Millennium.
Mai: Uhhh…oO…right…
Bakura: -From a distance- MWHAHAHAAHA!! I WILL GET ALL OF THE SEVEN MILLENN- whaT?
Mai/Ryou: MILLENNIUM!
Bakura: Oh right. MWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!! I WILL GET ALL OF THE SEVEN MILLENNIUM ITEMS! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*!! YESS!! I GOT IT RIGHT! YESSSSSSS!!
Mai: What the hell?
Ryou: (takes out a mallet and whacks Bakura) WHACK!! SHUT UP! I'M ON THE FREAKING PHONE!
Mai: Uhh…
Bakura: I WILL NOT GO T-
Ryou: How you know we are going to a beach party?
Bakura: I can read minds.
Ryou: (WHACK!!) YOU ARE SO FREAKING GOING!
Conzie: (snaps fingers)
Bakura: CAN'T MAKE ME!!
Ryou: Where's your ring?
Bakura: It's-EEP!
Conzie: WMAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH!! I have it. I'll give it to Serenity when I see her. MWAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Bakura: NOOOOOOOO!!!! I'll GO! JUST GIVE ME BACK MY RING!!
Conzie: We'll see about that.
Bakura: PWWWWWEEEEEEEEEESEEEEEEE!!
Mai: HELLO! ANYBODY THERE??
Ryou: (WHACK!!) Sorry. I just convinced him to go.
Mai: Good. Oh yeah…just to tell you. It's Kaiba's Birthday. And he probably forgot about it. ^^. So that way we can surprise him.
Ryou: Oh really? Ok!
Mai: Yeah. Ok. Bye!!
Yugi: *munching on chocolate* damn! This is goo-
Yami: GIMME THE PHONE!
Yugi: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Yami: Oh ra. He's on sugar…again!!
Serenity: Ehh…oO…
Yami: oh right. (picks up phone) Oh sorry about that. He's boucing around the room again.
Yugi: Whhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!1
Yami: Ahhh…yes…what were you saying?
Serenity: Uhh…We're throwing a surprise Party for Seto since it's his birthday. It's at the beach. Can you come?
Yami: Yes we can! (grin) I love surprise parties!
Serenity: So do I!
Yami: Ok…So I'd better go calm down my Aibou. He's still bouncing around. DAMN SUGAR!
Serenity: Ok…Bye!
Mai: Uhh…Isis? I can't really hear you…could you tell um…Marik or Malik to LOWER THAT CONTRAPTION?
Isis: I will. (takes out sniper rife) MARIK! IF YOU WANT YOU LIFE! GIVE ME THAT DAMN ROD AND SHUT THE TV OFF!
Marik: YOU WILL NEVER GET US!
Isis: (shoots and just nicks his hair) I won't?
Malik: MARIK!! YOUR HAIR!
Marik: (looks at hair) WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! (turns off the TV and reluctantly gives Isis his rod) SNIFFFFFFF!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY HAIR!?
Isis: Oh Ra.
Malik: Come on Marik, let's go to Barney's house to watch his show.
Mai: WHAT THE HELL?
Isis: There they go again. Ok anyways you were saying something about Kaiba's Birthday?
Mai: Uh…yes…um…it's Kaiba's Birthday This Saturday, and Serenity and I have decided on throwing a party on the beach. He's been overworking a lot these days and I don't think he even remembers that it's his birthday!
Isis: How do you know it's his birthday?
Mai: I asked the teacher when Joey's was, and I just saw his as well for Serenity.
Isis: Oh cool. Ok…yeah. Sure we'll go! I have to give Kaiba his rod anyways…I'll make it his present.
Mai: Um…isn't that Marik's?
Isis: Technically no, it's really Seto's. He was the high Priest in Egypt when Yami was pharaoh.
Mai: (confused) Oh…I see.
Isis: Well, I'd better go. My brothers are in the somewhat BARNEY house. What ever that is. I'll just go find them. I have a feeling they are in the Tree House.
Mai: TREE HOUSE?
Isis: Yes. My brothers went overboard. (_ _)
Mai: Alright. I'd better go pack anywayss. It's already Thursday.
Isis: It's going to take me a minute to get them.
Mai: Ok…See you!
Isis: DAMN! IT'S STARTING TO RAIN!
Malik: I WANNA WAT-
Isis: GO WATCH! I'M OFF THE PHONE DAMNIT! Oh yeah, get something for Kaiba. We're going to a party.
Marik: YAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
!@#$%^&*&^%$#@!@#$%^&*&^%$#@!
Conzie: Hello! Yes, I know I am also working on Kidnapped!! But I have decided to write a humorous story starring the Yugioh Cast! In order to get some of the jokes, please read Mokuba and his Birthday Party and Theme Park Madness. Thank you!
Bird: TWEET (OH SHUTTUP!)
Seto/Conzie: I THOUGHT WE KILLED YOU! DAMNIT!
Bird: Chirp Chirp! (Ha! I had two lives!)
Seto/Conzie: GRRR! (loads bazooka)
Koko/Joan/Abe: (aims using Sniper Rifle)
Kirby: ONE!
Zelda: TWO!!
Link: THREEEEEEEEEE!! FIRRRREEEEEEE!
Bird: Chirp Tweet! (Still mean are we) TWEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTT!!! (HELLLLLP!!)
18 shoes fly the birds way.
Yugioh Cast: TAKE THAT YOU STUPID BIRD!
-black out-
Everyone: THE BIRD IS DEAD! YAYYYY!
Bird: x__X…
Director: I SAID CUT DAMNIT! CUT!
-black out-
Conzie: HIHIHIHIH! I'm BACK!
Téa: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Conzie: SHADDUP! (whack) MWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH*!
Seto: She's become evil again.
Koko: O well…what's the story about this time?
Conzie: NOT TELLING YOU! (continues whacking Téa) MWAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA *
Legolas: (pops head into theater) CONZIE DOES NOT OWN YUGIOH!!!
Conzie: (@@) (jaw drops onto floor) WHAT?
Legolas: (disappears)
Conzie: Did he do, what I think he did?
Kirby: (@@)!! I thought he wouldn't do disclaimers!
Ryou: (twirling change of heart)
Conzie: IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY DAMNIT!
Ryou: sniff…
Bakura: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY AIBOU!!
Conzie: (whack) Anywayas…um….ON WITH THE STORY!
Mai: (on the phone with serenity) Yo! What's up Girl?
Serenity: (yawning) nothing much…why'd you call?
Mai: Wanna go to a beach party?
Serenity: Sure? Why?
Mai: It's Kaiba's Birthday!
Serenity: It is?
Mai: Don't tell me you don't know!
Serenity: He never told me!
Mai: oh…Get Joey up and tell him. I've gotta go call Isis. And Ryou. Oh yeah…and Call Kaiba And Yugi.
Serenity: Ok! Good Luck! Hopefully Bakura won't answer…(shiver)
(they hang up)
Serenity: JJJJJOooooooooooooooeEEEEEEEEYYY!!!
Joey: (up in room) *SNOORRRRRE*
Serenity: JOEY!
Joey: (Snore)
Serenity: (gets really mad and dumps icy cold water on him)
Joey: Sn-(@@)! EEP! IT'S COLD! IT'S COLDD!! WHY DID YOU DOO THAT?
Serenity: GET UP! Breakfast is waiting. I have something to tell you.
Joey: Cold!!
Serenity: GET CHANGED THEM DUMMY!
Joey walks into the bathroom, while serenity is tapping her feet. She sneaks over to his deck and takes out his Jinzo.
Serenity: You are so not going to fool with this is my hands. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*
She hurried downstairs to dish out breakfast to her pig brother.
Joey: (walking down stairs) Why'd you get me up so early?
Serenity: DAMNIT It's 11 AM ALREADY! I Wonder how you get up for schooL!
Joey: After you leave for school, Tristan comes by and dumps hot water on me.
Serenity: oO…hot?
Joey: yes hot…so I won't catch a cold.
Serenity: (takes out mallet to hit her brother) WHACK!
Joey: What's the big deal?
Serenity: Mai just called.
Joey: oO…and?
Serenity: We're having a beach party on Saturday.
Joey: Oh…what for?
Serenity: Seto's Birthday.
Joey: I AM-
Serenity: AND YOU ARE SO GOING.
Joey: No!
Serenity: (Twirls Jinzo)
Joey: SHIT! She did it again!
Serenity: Either you come. Or it dies.
Joey: I'll GO! I'll GO!
Serenity: Thank You. Now. I've got to go call Seto.
Joey: (spits out milk) WHAT?
Serenity: You'd better clean that up.
Joey: I WILL!
Serenity: It's his birthday!
Joey: I WILL NO-
Serenity: (making the cut throat sign)
Joey: I mean uhh…yeah! I can go! It's his…um…birthday!(goes back to cleaning up what he spit out)
Serenity: (walks up the stairs to her bedroom and dials Seto's Home Phone)
Seto: WHAT DO YOU WANT?
Serenity: Hi…business call?
Seto: EEP! (@@)!! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!
Serenity: That's ok…
Seto: Umm…something wrong?
Serenity: No…I'm having a beach party thing on Saturday…can you come?
Seto: Eep…uhh…Mokuba?
Mokuba: (from a distance) YEAH??
Seto: DO YOU HAVE TO DO ANYTHING ON SATURDAY?
Mokuba: FRIEND'S HOUSE!
Seto: Oh right. Umm…hello?
Serenity: (giggling) yeah?
Seto: umm…Mokuba can't go, but I guess I can make it. Just let me make another call. (picks up cell phone and dials to Kaiba Corp.
Serenity: ok…
Seto: CANCEL EVERYTHING ON SATURDAY! YES! I MEAN IT DAMNIT! (hangs up on phone)
Serenity: oO…
Seto: Good help is hard to find.
Serenity: Eh heh…yeah.
Seto: Eep…Mokuba is calling me. Umm…Well then…See you on Saturday!
Serenity: Ok!
Joey: (praying) He isn't going…he is-
Serenity: (WHACK!) DAMN YOU!
Joey: x_____X…help!
Ryou: Hello?
Mai: Good thing it isn't Bakura.
Ryou: huh?
Mai: Oh…umm…hi! Uh…this is Mai…
Ryou: Oh hey! What's up?
Mai: Can you and your Yami go to a beach party?
Ryou: Sure-
Bakura: -From a distance- I WILL GET ALL OF THE SEVEN MILL-WHATCHAMACALLIT?
Ryou: -_______________________- Millennium.
Mai: Uhhh…oO…right…
Bakura: -From a distance- MWHAHAHAAHA!! I WILL GET ALL OF THE SEVEN MILLENN- whaT?
Mai/Ryou: MILLENNIUM!
Bakura: Oh right. MWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!! I WILL GET ALL OF THE SEVEN MILLENNIUM ITEMS! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*!! YESS!! I GOT IT RIGHT! YESSSSSSS!!
Mai: What the hell?
Ryou: (takes out a mallet and whacks Bakura) WHACK!! SHUT UP! I'M ON THE FREAKING PHONE!
Mai: Uhh…
Bakura: I WILL NOT GO T-
Ryou: How you know we are going to a beach party?
Bakura: I can read minds.
Ryou: (WHACK!!) YOU ARE SO FREAKING GOING!
Conzie: (snaps fingers)
Bakura: CAN'T MAKE ME!!
Ryou: Where's your ring?
Bakura: It's-EEP!
Conzie: WMAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH!! I have it. I'll give it to Serenity when I see her. MWAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Bakura: NOOOOOOOO!!!! I'll GO! JUST GIVE ME BACK MY RING!!
Conzie: We'll see about that.
Bakura: PWWWWWEEEEEEEEEESEEEEEEE!!
Mai: HELLO! ANYBODY THERE??
Ryou: (WHACK!!) Sorry. I just convinced him to go.
Mai: Good. Oh yeah…just to tell you. It's Kaiba's Birthday. And he probably forgot about it. ^^. So that way we can surprise him.
Ryou: Oh really? Ok!
Mai: Yeah. Ok. Bye!!
Yugi: *munching on chocolate* damn! This is goo-
Yami: GIMME THE PHONE!
Yugi: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Yami: Oh ra. He's on sugar…again!!
Serenity: Ehh…oO…
Yami: oh right. (picks up phone) Oh sorry about that. He's boucing around the room again.
Yugi: Whhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!1
Yami: Ahhh…yes…what were you saying?
Serenity: Uhh…We're throwing a surprise Party for Seto since it's his birthday. It's at the beach. Can you come?
Yami: Yes we can! (grin) I love surprise parties!
Serenity: So do I!
Yami: Ok…So I'd better go calm down my Aibou. He's still bouncing around. DAMN SUGAR!
Serenity: Ok…Bye!
Mai: Uhh…Isis? I can't really hear you…could you tell um…Marik or Malik to LOWER THAT CONTRAPTION?
Isis: I will. (takes out sniper rife) MARIK! IF YOU WANT YOU LIFE! GIVE ME THAT DAMN ROD AND SHUT THE TV OFF!
Marik: YOU WILL NEVER GET US!
Isis: (shoots and just nicks his hair) I won't?
Malik: MARIK!! YOUR HAIR!
Marik: (looks at hair) WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! (turns off the TV and reluctantly gives Isis his rod) SNIFFFFFFF!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY HAIR!?
Isis: Oh Ra.
Malik: Come on Marik, let's go to Barney's house to watch his show.
Mai: WHAT THE HELL?
Isis: There they go again. Ok anyways you were saying something about Kaiba's Birthday?
Mai: Uh…yes…um…it's Kaiba's Birthday This Saturday, and Serenity and I have decided on throwing a party on the beach. He's been overworking a lot these days and I don't think he even remembers that it's his birthday!
Isis: How do you know it's his birthday?
Mai: I asked the teacher when Joey's was, and I just saw his as well for Serenity.
Isis: Oh cool. Ok…yeah. Sure we'll go! I have to give Kaiba his rod anyways…I'll make it his present.
Mai: Um…isn't that Marik's?
Isis: Technically no, it's really Seto's. He was the high Priest in Egypt when Yami was pharaoh.
Mai: (confused) Oh…I see.
Isis: Well, I'd better go. My brothers are in the somewhat BARNEY house. What ever that is. I'll just go find them. I have a feeling they are in the Tree House.
Mai: TREE HOUSE?
Isis: Yes. My brothers went overboard. (_ _)
Mai: Alright. I'd better go pack anywayss. It's already Thursday.
Isis: It's going to take me a minute to get them.
Mai: Ok…See you!
Isis: DAMN! IT'S STARTING TO RAIN!
Malik: I WANNA WAT-
Isis: GO WATCH! I'M OFF THE PHONE DAMNIT! Oh yeah, get something for Kaiba. We're going to a party.
Marik: YAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
!@#$%^&*&^%$#@!@#$%^&*&^%$#@!
Conzie: Hello! Yes, I know I am also working on Kidnapped!! But I have decided to write a humorous story starring the Yugioh Cast! In order to get some of the jokes, please read Mokuba and his Birthday Party and Theme Park Madness. Thank you!
Bird: TWEET (OH SHUTTUP!)
Seto/Conzie: I THOUGHT WE KILLED YOU! DAMNIT!
Bird: Chirp Chirp! (Ha! I had two lives!)
Seto/Conzie: GRRR! (loads bazooka)
Koko/Joan/Abe: (aims using Sniper Rifle)
Kirby: ONE!
Zelda: TWO!!
Link: THREEEEEEEEEE!! FIRRRREEEEEEE!
Bird: Chirp Tweet! (Still mean are we) TWEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTT!!! (HELLLLLP!!)
18 shoes fly the birds way.
Yugioh Cast: TAKE THAT YOU STUPID BIRD!
-black out-
Everyone: THE BIRD IS DEAD! YAYYYY!
Bird: x__X…
Director: I SAID CUT DAMNIT! CUT!
-black out-