this is kind of random but it came to my head so I thought I should see what you guys think. so read and don't forget to review! Renji's POV
"Renji?" I hear Rukia say my name.
I open one eye to look at her and say "Yeah?"
"Why is your hair red?" I almost choked on my saliva.
"What kind of question is that?" I asked Rukia.
"My kind of question and I was just curious." Rukia says with a pout.
"Well, how the hell am I supposed to know?"
"Well it is your hair."Rukia says as if I don't know that.
"Well duh it's my hair." I say rolling my eyes.
"Well, sorry...but seriously don't you ever wonder why your hair is red?"
"Well maybe when I was born I fell in a puddle of blood and my hair soaked it all up and dried and turned my hair red." I say.
"Yeah, that could be it or maybe your head got on fire or-"
I cut her off by saying"Well, we'll never know, will we?"
Anddo you know what she said after that? Well this is what she said. "Yeah, I'm going to call it the Mystery of the Red Hair of the Redhead Renji Whose Hair Looks like a Pineapple."
"That's a gre- Hey!"
She shrugs and says "Well, it it shaped like a pineapple."
I just snort and I hear her mummble " Could be worse. Ypu could be The Shiny Baldie Bald Bald Person or Baldie McBold Bold like Ikkaku." I give a silent thank you that I'm not bald or else I would get a whole bunch of weirder than weird nicknames.
With Rukia you never know what she'll say or ask or do
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