A/N: Hey all my Fanfictioners. I'm gravity5 here to give you a new story called the Phintastic Times of Perry and Penny! Cue the fireworks! Trust me, it will the funniest, most fun thing you will ever read on Fanfiction, ever. Read Saving the World Again to get any of this. Just to warn you, I am using Google Translate Spanish because I can never learn Spanish every time I try.
It was a beautiful and sunny day in the suburban city of Danville...until you hear the sounds of construction.
*P&F*
"I just love the smell of hot tar in the morning," Phineas commented.
"And we couldn't have built a cupcake machine why?" Ferb asked.
"Don't you want to make our science teacher proud in middle school?" Phineas questioned.
"I hate middle school,? Ferb murmured.
"Says the captain of the football team," Phineas stated.
"But you're the quarterback," Ferb stated.
Suddenly, two lovable young girls come in through the door. Just to clarify, it's Isabella and Gretchen. Isabella is wearing her signature pink dress while Gretchen is wearing her orange shirt, blue skirt, and orange bow.
"Hey Phineas. Whatchya doin?" Isabella greeted.
"Hey Ferb. How's it hanging?" Gretchen greeted.
"Hey girls. We're just making an actual volcano for our science teacher," Phineas stated.
"Does it explode real lava?" Phineas stated.
"Totally," Phineas answered.
"Phineas, this is insane! Do you know you could kill everyone?" Isabella scolded.
"We were planning on making the school volcano proof," Phineas explained.
"A dios mio! Esta loco? Que le pasa? No me siento bien," Isabella ranted. (If you haven't noticed, Isabella starts speaking rapid Spanish when she's freaked out of her mind) If you want to know what that says: Oh my God. Are you crazy? What is wrong with you? I don't feel well.
"No se preocupe, chica," Gretchen comforted. (If you haven't noticed either, Gretchen knows Spanish so she can calm her down) Translation: Don't worry, girl.
Gretchen turned to Ferb.
"Why didn't you try to talk him out of this?" Gretchen asked.
"I tried to tell him to build a cupcake machine but he wouldn't listen," Ferb explained.
"Do we have to support him?" Gretchen whispered.
"He's a little crazy when it comes to these things. I suggest we play along," Ferb suggested.
"Okay Phineas. We're gonna help you with that volcano," Gretchen announced.
"But Gretchen!" Isabella shouted.
"It's okay, Izzy. I have a good feeling about this one," Gretchen comforted.
*P&P*
"Good morning!" Penny greeted.
"Good morning," Perry greeted back.
"When do you think Monogram is going to call us?" Penny asked taking out a bagel from the fridge.
An elevator from the fridge opened up and sucked them into their lair.
"Good morning!" Monogram greeted.
"My bagel," Penny muttered.
"Doofenshmirtz is up to something evil and we need you to stop him," Monogram saluted.
"Woah! Hold the phone. Is that all you have to say? Is this normal?" (Remember, she is still new.)
"It's not like we're paid enough for a real explanation," Penny replied.
"You know we have a tight budget," Monogram said.
"He bought himself a jet," Perry whispered.
"Go stop Doofenshmirtz or you're fired," Monogram ordered.
"He doesn't even have enough money for that," Perry whispered.
"The Academy," Penny says.
Monogram looks up and Perry and Penny sneak away. Soon, they were at the surprisingly not so famous Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated. When they got there, their heads were transported to a brain sized helmet and they were strapped down.
"Ah, Perry the Platypus," Doofenshmirtz greeted.
"Um, hello. I'm still here," Peny spoke up.
"You won't be for long," Doof explained. "The brain themed contraption beside me is the Mind Switch-inator. I will be put into the body of great rulers of the world until I get the Tri-State Area!"
"Oh good. I almost thought you were more evil," Perry said sarcastically.
"This was so much better when you couldn't talk," Doof grumbled.
"And it just got better when I got here," Penny announced.
"Enough! You know, I think I need a test dummy. Oh look, I have two right here," Doof declared.
"When I get out of this, I will come over there and smack the schnitzel out of you," Penny threatened.
Doof pressed a button and activated the Mind Switch-inator.
*P&F*
"Just putting on the finishing touches!" Phineas yelled.
"Do you really think this is gonna work?" Gretchen asked.
"Not likely," Ferb replied.
"I just need to put this part in the platform," Phineas announced.
"No no no, Phineas. That's a-" Ferb tried to say when the volcano was flung away.
"Spring," Ferb finished.
"Un momento por favor," Isabella said.
She went behind the fig tree and screamed at the top of her lungs.
"Maybe we should have built that cupcake machine," Phineas said.
"If that thing hurts someone, I hope Izzy's scream hasn't hit them first," Ferb stated.
*P&P*
In a brilliant flash of light and color, Perry and Penny were...the same.
"I don't feel any different," said Perry in Penny's body.
"Woah. You're me," said Penny in Perry's body.
"And I'm you," said Perry in Penny's body.
(For the rest of the story, Penny in Perry's body will be referred to as Penny and Perry in Penny's body will be referred to as Perry. Enjoy the show!)
"I'm in Mr. Perfect's body! I can also pee at will," Penny said.
"Excuse me one moment," Perry announced.
He went off camera and screamed at the top of his lungs.
"No matter what happens, that will be a Perry thing," Penny said to the camera.
"Okay okay. Now you've had your fun so I can move on to my evil plan," Doof ordered.
Right on cue, the volcano crashes and spills on the Mind Switch-inator.
"Ah! Freeze-ray!" Doof yells as he zaps the lava.
"Was that the mind switch thingy?" Penny asked.
"Pretty much," Doof answered.
"Ew. I'm stuck in Mr. Perfect's body for a day," Penny complained.
"I am strangely enjoying this," Perry declared.
"I can't believe I wasted that one shot on you two," Doof cried.
"You caused all of this! In this boy body, I wonder what I can do to you," Penny threatened.
"Please spare me," Doof pleaded.
"Can't we leave him alone? He looks so cute," Perry cooed.
"Now you've developed my girlish compassion," Penny said.
"This could actually be fun," Perry stated.
"You won't be having as much fun when you're sweating milk," Penny replied.
"Well if this dumpkof can't help us, I know two geniuses who can," Perry said.
*P&F*
"Can you find the volcano?" Phineas asked.
"Apparently, it's frozen," Ferb replied looking at a monitor.
"At least it hasn't hit anyone," Gretchen said relieved.
"Except the important people," Penny announced walking through the gate.
"What happened to you two?" Isabella asked.
"Our minds got switched by one of Doof's cooky inventions," Perry explained.
"How does it feel?" Gretchen asks.
" I feel really good in this girl body actually," Perry replied shaking his hips around. "I can finally put my hands on my hips without looking girly."
"Say it girlfriend!" Isabella exclaimed.
"How can you all be enjoying this? Do you know how hard it is to be attracted to yourself?" Penny complained.
"I get that feeling all the time," Ferb declared.
"Honey, you are full of yourself," Gretchen said.
"Can you just get us out of these bodies?" Penny asked.
"We can whip that up in a jiffy," Phineas declares.
"Make that two jiffys," Ferb said.
"What happened now?" Phineas asked.
"Well, all of our tools couldn't fit in the garage so we had to move some of the stuff to a storage room in the upper east side," Ferb explained.
"You sure love being the bearer of bad news, don't you?" Phineas asks sarcastically. "Okay, we can just go to the stuck up rick kid town. You guys need to stay here and, under any circumstances, not leave this spot. Understand?"
"We'll keep an eye on them," Isabella announced as they left the backyard.
"But Jenna the Jaguar's birthday party is today," Penny whined.
"Wow, I have never heard Perry whine before. Why can't you just, I don't know, not go?" Gretchen suggested.
"She said to be there or be eaten. I think that is a persuasive enough invitation," Perry answered.
"You guys can't go like this. You're brains are switched!" Isabella exclaimed.
"Can't we just wing it?" Penny questioned.
"You can wing it when you have wings, sheila," Perry snapped.
"Do you think they make fur dye for platypuses?" Isabella asked.
"That's unlikely, but we can try human hair dye," Gretchen answered.
"How did you get into the possession of teal and crème hair dye?" Isabella questioned.
"My sister had an epic goth phase. Now we're off to my house," Gretchen directed.
*P&F*
"Are we getting closer to the storage unit?" Phineas asked.
"Yeah. We just have to go through Nellington," Ferb answered.
"Let's brace ourselves for verbal attacks and water balloons," Phineas directed.
They stepped out onto the street and the rich kids came out on their balconies.
"Oh look guys, it's the inventing idiots," a girl cried.
"If only they could invent something to make themselves less hideous!" a boy shouted.
"Then it would take the fun out of this!" another girl yelled.
The rich snobs got out maids who threw water balloons full of mysterious liquid.
"Ferb, run!" Phineas yelled.
*P&P
"Did your mom say this was okay?" Isabella asked.
"Of course not," Gretchen replied.
"Do you really think his is going to work?" Perry asked.
"I cannot give an actual prediction for this particular experiment so results may vary," Gretchen rambled.
"English please," Penny said.
"She said maybe," Isabella translated.
"Let's do it!" Penny exclaimed.
*a few minutes later*
"What do you guys think?" Gretchen asked.
"I feel not perfect again!" Penny cheered.
"I feel like a- wait a minute. Isn't the dye going to come off?" Perry asked.
"It won't come off unless you jump into an Olympic-sized pool and swim for over five minutes," Isabella said.
"Wow. It says all that on the label?" Penny commented.
"It is Danville. Everything is specific or weirdly accurate," Isabella explained.
"It says made in China," Penny read.
"Don't you have somewhere to be?" Isabella argued.
"We've gotta go," Perry said.
"We gotta go too, Izzy. We need to keep Ferb and Phineas from entering the backyard," Gretchen ordered.
*P&F*
"Finally we're here!" Phineas cried.
"Hey Darren. We're here to pick up some tools," Ferb greeted.
"Okay Ferb. You registered the name Phineas so Ps are on level 10," Daren announced.
"We'll just take the elevator," Phineas suggested.
When they got to the elevator, a sign was plastered on the door.
"Out of order? What the t-" Phineas started to say.
"Phineas!" Ferb exclaimed.
"I was just gonna say tralfazz. I hope that bodybuilding course worked out for you because we'll have to climb all these stairs," Phineas explained.
"What the tralfazz?" Ferb cried.
*P&P
"Hey guys. I knew you would show up," Jenny greeted.
"How could we refuse? You sent such a persuasive invitation," Perry said through gritted teeth.
"Where are my presents?" Jenna asked.
Penny handed hers first.
"Ooh! The Scraping Fangs CD that they said wasn't out but it was and is sold out?" Jenna asked.
"It cost somebody else's arm and a leg but it's worth it for you, sheila," Penny replied.
Perry handed his next.
"A vase? I guess I'll break it!" Jenna yelled as she dropped the vase. Surprisingly, the vase rebuilt itself.
"Oh cool, it's an anger management technique that will actually work!" Jenna cried as she repeatedly broke the vase.
"Hey everybody. It's your DJ P Bear. Meet D on the dance floor and he'll teach you how to dougie," Peter the Panda announced.
Everyone got out to the dance floor to meet Dougie the Dolphin wearing a fish bowl.
Aye! aye!
Teach me how to dougie (aye!)
[Verse 1:]
They be like smooth (what?)
Can u teach me how to dougie?
You know why?
Cause all da girls love it (aye)
All I need is a beat that's super bumpin
And for you, you, and you to back it up and dump it!
Put your arms out front,an side to side
They goin be on you when they see you hit dat dougie right?
Ain't nobody gettin with my bro from morningside
He go by bubba and he hit dat dance with thunder (ok)
I ain't from Dallas but I D-town boogie (boogie)
I show my moves off and everybody tryna do me
I leave da function and all da ladies tryna screw me
Now you just do you, and I'm a do me (all day)
Dudes love to hate so they try to shoot me
Females be stuck to me I think they tryna glue me
I make the party shine bright when it start to boomin
Dis beat was bubblegum, so I had to chew it
Chorus: x2]
Teach me how to dougie
Teach me-teach me how to dougie
Teach me how to dougie
Teach me-teach me how to dougie
Errbody love me
Err-errbody love me
Errbody love me
You ain't messin with my dougie!
[Verse 2:]
My name is young!
For da dudes who don't know me
I know I'm from da west but I can teach you how to dougie
I step up in da club and all these girls bug me
Ya boy dancin, none of them know me
I hear da crowd screamin they like "aye! Get it Brody! "
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So I move my shoulders and I take it real low
Dey like how we do dat he can dougie on the floor
And when ya boy stop they like dougie some more
I'm like ya boy kinda tired so I pass it to da bro
M-bone! show these cats how to do dat
Down south dance now we learned a lil too fast
And bought it to da hood and got da whole crew cast
[Chorus x2]
[Verse 3:]
Back of the party don't really like to boogie
I'm a put that in a way and try to meet a redbone
(Mmm) She do da dougie and every girl hatin
But I'm thinking bout escaping with her to head home
She got her friends so if it's to wet
And I run it run it even if her legs long
She like you my hubby I think she love me but
I change da subject and I do my dougie
All the bros call me lucky
Cause they see the girl I'm with and we ready so we rushin'
I turned off my kick cause I don't wanna hear no fussin
Cali Swag got the haters under they breath cussin
AHHH! Man you can't tell me nothing
Starr made the beat I just took it out the oven
I just need to dougie when everybody clubbin'
And they yell C.S.D. (cause they know we keep it bumpin)
[Chorus x2]
"Let's go into the Olympic sized swimming pool for more that five minutes!" Jenna announced.
"Oh come on!" Penny yelled.
The crowd pushed the two into the pool. When they tried to get out, they were pushed back in. Five minutes later, the dye was starting to come off.
"Isabella just texted. We need to get out of here without Jenna noticing," Penny deducted.
"We could use this special ball of yarn," Perry suggested.
"Do you really think that is gonna work?" Penny asked.
"I worked on Leon Lion, Pansy Panther, and it has a picture of meat on it," Perry replied.
"Throw it baby!" Penny yelled.
Perry threw the ball of yarn in Jenna's direction.
"Oh yarn!" Jenna yelled as she tangled herself up in it while Penny and Perry slinked away.
*P&F*
"Hey girls. We're home. Buford's mom found us and drove us home and we built the mind switcher on the way," Phineas explained.
"Where's Perry and Penny?" Ferb asked.
"Somewhere..." Isabella answered.
"Well they need to get her because we kind of need them for this," Phineas persisted.
"Are you sure you don't want to check on it for a glitch or something?" Gretchen asked.
"Are you hiding something?" Ferb asked.
Just then, Perry and Penny decided to walk in and Gretchen and Isabella glance at them.
"What are you looking at?" Ferb and Phineas asked simultaneously.
Isabella and Gretchen grab their boyfriends and kissed them. The girls motioned Perry and Penny to the hose to wash themselves off. When they were done, they released the kiss.
"Wow," Phineas said.
"If you wanted to kiss you could have just said so," Ferb said.
"Oh there you are Perry and Penny," Phineas greeted.
"Krkrkrkrkrkrkr. I mean, yeah. Can we just get back to our bodies?" Perry pleaded.
"To think you would be the last one to say that," Penny commented.
"Stand back everyone!" Phineas ordered as he pressed a button.
In a brilliant flash of light and color, Penny and Perry were...back to normal.
"I'm me again!" Perry cheered.
"I repeat, I feel not perfect again!" Penny cheered.
"Um Penny, why is your hand teal?" Ferb questioned.
"Uh oh," Perry, Penny, Gretchen, and Isabella said in unison.
A/N: Thanks for reading this story. I have a puzzle for you. How many times have I used exclaimed in this story? Happy New Year and Ciao!