(A/n:I don't own Harry potter.)

Records

"Hey, Uncle Al, what is that?" asked Albus's niece, Nevvi.

"Nothing" Al told her.

"Let me see" he handed it to her against his better judgment.

"Can I keep it" Nevvi gave him the puppy dog eyes.

"Sure" he sighed.

Later

"Hey, Izzy, I got a list of records set by our family at Hogwarts. Us and Rhea should try and break them!" Nevvi called to her second cousin Izzy. Izzy looked over the list.

"Excellent"

children to get a howler on the first day of school- Fred and George Weasley

named child-Sirius Black

3. Most detentions ever-James, Freddie

protective family-Weasley/Potter next generation

5. First non-pureblood to date a Malfoy-Rose Weasley

rule breaking and not getting caught- Roxanne

7. Family most hated by sorting hat- Weasleys

sorting surprise in 50 years-Lily Luna Potter

9. Best all time prankster group-Lily Luna, Roxanne, Opal

ever scores on N.E.W.T.s- Rose Weasley

6 Years Later

"We broke, copied, or did something similar to every single record on this list," said Rhea White a few years later. We need to rewrite this list, and give copies of both to our parents and your uncle, Nevvi."

First child to get a Howler on the train before first year-Izzy Malfoy

Worst named child-Ginevra Aphrodite Scamander

Most detentions ever-Rhea White

Most protective friend group-Dragon Society

First Muggleborn to date a Malfoy-Rhea White

Most rule breaking and not getting caught- Nevvi Scamander

Most surprising sorting-Izzy Malfoy

Longest ever sorting-Izzy Malfoy

Best all time prankster group-Dragon Society

Best ever scores on N.E.W.T.s- Izzy Malfoy

2 Days Later

Albus Potter groaned. Lily and Rose were going to kill him for giving Nevvi that list.

A/N: Albus is Harry's son. The rest of the characters are the next generation's children. Izzy is the daughter of Rose and Scorpius. She has a twin brother. Nevvi is the daughter of Lily Luna and Lorcan Scamander. She has an older sister. Rhea is Muggleborn.