Pranks Can Be Deceiving

Author's Note: This is my first story so bear with me! But I got the inspiration from the quote "You! You foul loathsome evil little cockroach!" One of my favorite parts out of all the Harry Potter books. So here you go you Draco and Hermione lovers.

Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter but if I did trust me Hermione and Draco would have gotten together.

Summary: After the war around 15 students returned to finish their education at Hogwarts. Some being Draco, Hermione, Ron, Harry, and Ginny. Some of the most innocent acts lead to the most life altering changes. Be cautious and choose wisely. ;)

Everyone is at dinner and Hermione chooses to go to the library and study. On her way down an empty corridor she hears a faint whisper, "Immobulus". All of a sudden her feet are planted to the ground and all she can do is move her eyes. Chills are sent down her spine as the all too familiar hot breath reaches her neck.

"You should have been in Slytherin, Granger." Malfoy says as he circles around to face Hermione. She couldn't help but think how low it was to attack someone from behind. Even for a Death Eater.

"Now now mudblood, don't get your granny panties in a twist" Malfoy couldn't help the smirk that crossed his face has he watched Hermione's eyes widen in angry. He truly did enjoy this moment.

"If you promise not to run or scream I will remove the spell. Now Granger blink once to agree. Ok?" A larger more noticeable smirk appearing on his face.

Hermione automatically blinked once. She hated feeling so helpless and vulnerable, especially around Malfoy. He was such a git. She couldn't believe how much she hated him. He truly was a piece of work.

Once the spell was removed a complete look of disgust swept over Hermione's face as a smile appeared on Malfoy's stupidly sharp and handsome features.

"Malfoy I don't have time for this, I have to study for the NEWTs"

"Bloody hell Granger it's the second week of school. What's the rush? Trying to get away from the dumb weasel, or is TheBoyWhoLived being mean?"

Hermione huffed in frustration and started to walk away when a firm hand grabbed her wrist and spun her around. She couldn't help but notice the slight tingles that spread throughout her wrist. She immediately dismissed the thought. Malfoy just grabbed her too hard. That was it, she was sure of it.

"Granger would you stop being a teacher's pet and listen to me for one minute. Gosh stupid women."

"Um, what was that!"

"Never mind that. Now I know that you're a filthy mudblood and I'm a very well respected Pureblood, but I need your help pranking Zabini."

"Blaise Zabini?"

"No granger Harry Potter! Yes, Blaise you stupid mudblood." Malfoy noticeable frustrated.

Hermione turned to walk away once again but this time Malfoy ran in front of her.

"Where do you think you're going" He demanded.

"Why would I ever help a stupid ferret like you?"

"Because Granger, Blaise told me a very interesting story and it involves a very special mudblood. If I were you I would never I mean never want this little story getting out." Malfoy couldn't help but chuckle at the look of panic and fear that crossed Hermione's face. This was going to be fun. She had no idea what was coming.

Hermione's eyes widen in shock "What are you talking about!"

"Oh you know, when you and Seamus were snogging very intensely by the black lake"

Hermione gasp. "What! No one- ugh that was a mistake."

A wide smirk appeared on Malfoy's face, "Well then do we have an agreement?"

A look of complete defeat crossed Hermione's face as she whispered "Fine I'll help you." She couldn't believe what she was saying. This was Malfoy for god sake.

"What was that, you going to have to speak louder." Malfoy was having the time of his life.

"I'll help you ok!"

"Good, I'll tell you the plan tomorrow. See you later Granger."

Hermione watched as Malfoy walked away with a huge smile on his face. She hated him knowing so many personal things about her. He could read her better then Harry or Ron! I mean like it wasn't that surprising. Her friends except for Ginny were normally clueless. She still hated Malfoy. Only if she could find out more personal things about him. Yes, that would do.

She quickly rushed to the library, with burning hot cheeks realizing she had watched Malfoy walk all the way down the corridor and start to descend the stairs. He walked so confidently. Yet another reason to hate the git.

This was going to be a long week. And for heaven's sake it was only Monday.

Authors Note: Ok I know this chapter is very short but trust me the next will be a lot longer! ;) This was just the set up chapter. I hope you enjoyed.