Title: No-No Square
Anime: Bokusatsu Tenshi Dokuro-Chan

Constantly, I wonder what's on that crazy angel's mind.

"What are you doing?" Dokuro asked.

'Uh oh….' I thought.

She peered over my shoulder at the paper in front of me. It was my math homework that was due tomorrow, and needed to be finished tonight. I could feel burning rage behind me. Dokuro is basically anger and hostility wrapped in this soft shell-of-a-girl with a golden halo, large, soft breasts, short, purple hair in pigtails, and emerald green eyes. I felt like she was about to go into a fit of anger like the last time she caught me doing homework. I braced myself for soft, yet cruel deceiving hands that would wrap around my throat, and throttle me until I was an inch away from death. I touched my throat. Nothing was happening. Perhaps she had forgotten?

"Sakura…."

I heard anger in her voice. I slowly turned around, sweating like crazy. There she was in her pink nightgown, ticked off and wielding Excalibolg.

"D-D-D-Dokuro! N-n-n-no need for tha—"

I couldn't even finish my sentence before she whacked my head off with her spiky, black bat. Where my head once was, was now a fountain of blood that sprayed everything—even Dokuro. A moment later, without any remorse for her actions, she raised me from the dead with her special chant.

"Pipiru piru piru pipiru pi!"

"Dokuro! We've discussed this before! You promised not to club me to death!"

"And you promised not to do homework, and play with me, Sakura!" Dokuro said.

"I never said "promised"!"

"Well, neither did I!"

I groaned. My head hit the wooden table. My parents would KILL me if I failed my classes! To make matters worse for me, Dokuro was now standing on the table with her bare feet, and her crotch was almost level with my face. Her hands found the edge of her short gown.

"I know what makes you play with me." She said.

She slowly started to lift it. This is the second time that she's done this to me, so I expected pure white panties with a tiny skull in the top center. Instead, though, I was blessed with the sight of an uncovered no-no square with a small tuft of purple on top. My wide eyes and dropped jaw came as a surprise to her. Why? I mean, it's not like she forgot to put on underwear…. Right?

"Hmm?"

She looked down and saw her nakedness, causing her face to turn a new shade of red that I've never seen before. She looked at me. My eyes were glued to the sight since I have never seen a real one this close before. Letting her gown drop, she now had Excalibolg back in her hands. Screaming "Don't look!" as she whacked my body in half, causing the blood and guts in my body to go flying everywhere again, I heard her chant.

"Pipiru piru piru pipiru pi!"

'Yep,' I thought. 'She forgot.'