Did something like this with one of my other stories and it went pretty well, so this time it's the walking dead! Give me review if you hate, love, like or have any character suggestions. May contain spoilers.
The Walking Collection – Rick
"Hello everyone!" Says Jeremy the interviewer "Now we are having a completely new cast with us, the Walking Dead cast we have Rick, Daryl, Michonne, The Governor and more!" The audience give a roar of applause "Say hello to Rick!" Rick walks onto stage and sits next to Jeremy.
"Nice to meet you." Says Rick.
"So Rick tell us about yourself, what's new?" Asks Jeremy.
"You know the usual: surviving, hallucinating, being a farmer, telling Carl to do useless crap because I think he is annoying and even a bit whiny. Just being honest. Love you really Carl!" Rick shouts to Carl in the audience, but then discreetly shakes his head at Jeremy.
"Love, so precious." Says Jeremy "Anything else?"
"Well meh."
"So how do you feel about characters that have passed?"
"Well we all new that Shane was going to die, I mean he banged my wife, and then he got a stupid haircut, and then he killed Otis, and then he turned into a walker making my life more difficult… Best friends these days. Also he left me in hospital full of walkers… Then banged my wife. Its like just go home and suck a lemon."
"Suck a lemon?"
"Why not?"
"Okay then."
"Also did anyone ever notice how Andrea died? Even at the end men were just trying to eat her bet she tasted whoreable."
"What you sayin bout me?!" Andrea shouts in the audience.
"White girl sit down, stop trying to be me." Says Michonne, Rick does the peace sign at Michonne but she just rolls her eyes.
"Love dat bitch."
"Rick, tell us something we don't know! I know there is something in there."
"I opened my mouth my mouth and kissed a horse once."
"What a horse?!"
"Yeah it turned out it was Shane."
"Shane?"
"Yeah and you know what I think he enjoyed it." Rick looks deeply into Jeremy's eyes completely serious.
"I did not!" Shouts Shane from the audience.
"Don't lie to me." replies Rick.
"Okay maybe a little, but you know he doesn't enjoy a little from time to time."
Everyone just stares at Shane, and he looks down a little embarrassed.
"Moving on." Says Jeremy "What do you miss about the un-apocalyptic world?"
"Well…" Rick looks up about to go into a flashback.
"Hey, hey, hey no flashbacks, aint nobody got time for that."
"Fine. Well I do wonder what happened to Miley Cyrus, like if that haircut doesn't scare away the walkers then you know good luck honey, but I guess she could just twerk them away. But I do miss good series' like Prison Break, Game of Thrones, The Walki… I mean Dexter and Hannah Montana on repeat; Carl and I loved that shit."
"Same."
"But I am glad that now I get to spend time with Carl." Rick starts to laugh, he's lying "Love you really Carl!"
"That was beautiful-ish."
"You know it's the way you love and treat your mother. Remember it.
"And on that somewhat strange bombshell, we have to end it there! Next time we have Daryl Dixon, everybody say goodbye to Rick Grimes!"
"Bye Rick!" Shout the audience.
"Bye everybody!" Shouts Rick.
"See you next time!"
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