God, I hate being undercover detective, it's so dumb I mean really why of all things do I have to be a guy? A guy! Why not a teacher trying to get some? Like really! But I'm reambling to much, let me explain.

C+-—*5 weeks ago*—-+C

"So why do you want me here?"I said flatly to my boss, Tunsade.

" I have another case for yah sweetheart," she turned around from her chair with the file in her hand and slapped it down on the desk. " . . .And I believe you're the only one who can do it."

I eyed how her face looked." Shoot the shit already."

She smirked. "We have a cutie on our hands."

"His name?"

"Uchiha Sasuke, his a brainy kid but hot at the same time."

"Ouch: his got girls and grades in the mind, are you sure he's not superman?"

"Don't know, don't care but his brother, Uchiha Itachi is worried because Sasu here has gotten jumped 4 times leaving school, death theats that were left anon, his car stolen and shot at with out him noticing. Not to say his fan girls, now, won't let him out of their view and it's pissing him off. Itachi thinks that it's because of their uncle, Madara, and Itachi is not happy, their uncle has been trying to kill them, apparently, so he can have their riches and shit. Itachi would like it if there was someone there to watch him and protect him."

I laughed "So you want a girl to go there and protect him? I'm most likely younger then him, have you forgotten, foster mommy? I'm 16 1/2, and that would just embarrass him and make him as weak as your making him seem and—"

"—and who said your gonna Be a girl?"

"Big huge boobed foster momma boss say what?"

" you heard me, Haurno Sakura , your gonna go and try to be friends with Sasu got it ,chika?"

"NO! No no no no nooooooooooooooooooo! Please anything but that! Please! Come on ma!"

" Nope your brother and sister said you should too so you will."

"Ma ma! Okay gaara maybe right, BUT KARIN KNOWS NOTHIN'! Ma please!"

" Sorry sissy yeah gotta do yah job" Gaara blew in my ear.

" Prev! Fine tell me 3 good reasons I should be the 'BFF' uh? At lest give me that much!"

" Fine 1: Your a total tomboy. 2: When your mad or really when you really talk you sound like a guy. And 3: Your the only one here who's a good actress and can lie with no clue of a emotion on your face. And for a bingo reason your the only one who's old enough. 3 reasons for you."

" Oh I'm jumping for joy! But one thing, I don't look like a guy. So—Ha!"

Ma chuckled " Didn't you always say you want to cut your hair?"

I was twisting my hair between my fingers then stopped and looked at her, she looked fishy. "Wha—" I thought about, then it came to me. " No!"

-Three Day's Later-

-Sasuke's POV-

"Oi! Teme*! "

" Hey Dobe*, I thought you were goin' on that trip around the Europe, what happened?" I was packing my bag with books and worksheets, Naruto won a trip to vist all the countries in Europe, he take's off today but why's he here?

" Man, I thought I wouldn't get here in time but yeah."

" What?"

" I want a hug!"

" No"

" I rode all this way! And you say no! Meanie! I'm getting my hug weather you like it or not!"

" Hn, I was kidding dobe, I was waiting for a hug though."

I let out open arms Naruto let his out also. I Give him a hard pat on the back.

" Be safe man."

" I should be tellin' you that teme, if any thing happen's call so I can fly back and fix it, got it?"

I broke the hug. " Yeah, see yah later Dobe."

" You too duck ass."

" I thought I was more of a chicken's ass." I ruffled the back of my hair.

" Yeah," A car beeped outside." Oh man dude I gotta go but hey call sometime Teme!"

" Back to yah, later!"

Naruto put up the peace sign with his hands and ran out the door, I sighed ' I'm not gonna see my best friend for like how long? More then 9 mouths , this is fucked—' my thinking was cut short by the sound of fangirls, but I didn't see them around me. I turned to see pink.

" Look girls I'm sorry but I gotta go."

" Awwww, baby don't leave." A blue haired chick charmed.

" At lest tell us your name," A ravened one shouted.

" Please?" The others yelled.

"Um my name is Haruno Samako,"

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Samako

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((So as you see I'm going to be fixing all these stories that I haven't updated in forever then I'm going to finish them as soon as I can. Thank you for reading.))