YEA! So, I have absolutely no idea where this came from so, yea.
Anyways, I'm not great at humor so it will be a tad more angsty with whatever humor I can actually come up with thrown to the side.
So anyways, here is my (hopefully) awesome attempt at something Avengers related.
Pleeeeeaaaaasssseeee Review! I really want to know what you think!
Disclaimer: Have you seen Stan Lee on fanfiction? Anyways, don't own anything.
Clint sat up slowly as his alarm clock continued to blare 'One Direction' into his ear. No doubt some trick from Tony that he had managed to pull when he went to "get more snacks."
Irritated, he threw the offending alarm clock at the wall which seemed to silent it. Smiling from his new defeat, he made his way out the door and through the long hallway of bedrooms to the elevator. The entire floor was quite as they all slept in peacefully from playing Slenderman until roughly four in the morning. Well, Tony and Clint did. Everyone else, *cough* Steve *cough*, went to bed at around two saying something about needing to stay healthy and refreshed etc.
Clint rolled his eyes as he pressed the 'up' button on the wall which someone had taken the time to stick a smiley face sticker to. He ripped it up, annoyed, and stared at the doors until they opened.
As soon as they did he rushed in and pressed the button for the top floor where Pepper had invited them to breakfast before they had started their game spree.
"How does Stark get lucky enough for someone like her…" he muttered to himself, just as the lights in the elevator began to flicker.
Soon, the elevator stopped, losing power completely, and leaving Clint in complete darkness.
"Damn," he muttered as he searched for the emergency button. "Uh, Jarvis?" He spoke cautiously, he didn't want to say anything real stupid in case this was a joke and someone was watching, "Do you think you could power it back, please?"
"Sorry Mr. Barton, it seems I have lost all access to the lifts aside from immediate contact with said person."
He sighed, leaning against the wall, admitting defeat to ever finding the button, "So, can you contact one of the others and please alert them of my situation?"
"It seems I am being turned offline…"
His sentence stopped short as the lights flickered back on, full force, temporarily blinding Clint as he shielded his eyes.
After the light had dimmed and he had regained his bearings, a very manly scream escaped his throat and he flung himself to the ceiling, begging Jarvis to get back online and get anyone to help him.
You're insecure, don't know what for, you're turning heads when you walk through the doooorrr…
A very tired Bruce sat up in bed, blanket wrapped tightly around his shoulders, as he stared down the door where a ton of commotion was happening. He hated being woken so early, and was on the verge of hulking since it was ONLY EIGHT IN THE MORNING. Why did he ever let Tony convince him to play that stupid game until so late into the night…
His thoughts were cut short as Steve threw his door open with a look of panic on his face. Banner could do nothing but burst out laughing at his current state. He was sporting red, white, and blue pajamas and his perfect hair was messed up… Given the current circumstance, Banner was happy for the short distraction but cut his laughing from the seriousness in his look.
"Loki?" He asked, almost hopefully.
Steve shook his head, "No, Clint is stuck in an elevator."
He sighed as Bruce's face contorted to keep from laughing, but simply couldn't hold it in. He laughed so hard, sides heaving as he held his stomach with his right hand, sides hurting too much from the forces of the chuckles emitting from him.
"My life…" he murmured, as he slowly got up to help save Clint.
Pepper couldn't remember when the Avengers had become her personal alarm clock, not that she wasn't grateful, it was just a very rude awakening from a nice sleep next to her favorite…Tony?
The red head shot up and looked to her right where her boyfriend had just been moments before. Except, that now, he was gone.
Trying not to panic, she got up and made her way down to his lab where she was sure he would be.
Down there, she punched the code into the key pad and made her way in, fully expecting to be met with her usually boisterous boyfriend, only to be met with the silence of an empty lab.
"Jarvis," she asked, becoming slightly more worried by the second, "where is Tony?"
When met with more silence she asked again when the lights flickered and went out. "Tony?" She asked, voice a bit shaky from the fear refusing to stay down, "Tony, this isn't funny." She said, even louder. She was about to call his name again when the lights turned back on, blaring into her eyes.
"Well then," she said. Turning abruptly and headed to the door, "That was exciting..."
The rest of the sentence was lost on her as a figure made itself clear, causing her to scream.
Sorry if anyone was a bit ooc…I'm borrowing characters right now (don't worry, I'm giving them back. ).
I'd love reviews to hear what you think! Let me know about mistakes if you catch any and yea…Thanks for reading!
Hopefully will get another chapter up soon…
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