Alternative Ending Number 1-
Light walked through the back door, only to find that L was waiting to rape and then kill him.
Alternative Ending Number 2-
Light walked through the back door, only to find that it was a black hole that lead him to a room where L was waiting to rape him. But this time…HE GOT PREGNANT. *cue the dramatic music and collective gasp*
Alternative Ending Number 3-
Light walked through the back door to find it wasn't the back door it was a cupboard and a shelf fell down on him. It made him forget who he was, and when he found the Death Note he wrote his own name in and had a heart attack.
Alternative Ending Number 4-
Light walked through the back door only to find there was no back door but an empty space that was about to become a room. Unfortunately for Light, the workers hadn't finished yet and he fell 7 stories to his death.
Alternative Ending Number 5-
Light walked through the back door to find it wasn't the back door it was a cupboard and a shelf fell down on him, this time killing him.
Alternative Ending Number 6-
Light walked through the back door to show the rest of the team his new puppy, which L then produced a gun from no where and shot it dead. Light was so distraught that he jumped off a building.
Alternative Ending Number 7-
Light walked through the back door to show the rest of the team some new found information, which L then produced a gun from no where and shot him dead.
"Sorry" L said sheepishly, "I thought you were a puppy."
Alternative Ending Number 8-
Light walked through the back door only to find a rabies-infected monkey on the other side. Light and the rest of the case workers then died due to gun wounds.
Alternative Ending Number 9-
Light walked through the back door only to find that Dorothy the Dinosaur was on the other side waiting to kill him.
Alternative Ending Number 10-
Light walked through the back door only to find that there was a girl on the couch waiting for him.
"Hello." She smiled sweetly. "My name is Emily. Would you like me to do dance for you?"
"Uh, sure?" Light agreed, positive that she would either lead to his death or pregnancy or kill his puppy like in the last nine stories.
Emily danced around happily to random music coming from no where, which Light then questioned.
"Oh, that?" Emily smiled sweetly again then pointed to a violinist in the corner, who wasn't actually playing the violin, he was playing a crossbow. Light was then shot in 0.23 seconds.