TEEN GIRL SQUAD ISSUE 8
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"Teen girl squad!" screeched Strong Bad.
"Cheerleader!" (Attracts boys)
"So and So!" (Attracts good grades)
"What's Her Face!" (Attracts trouble)
"The Ugly One!" (Uh...)
Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face, and The Ugly One are in one place. Cheerleader looks sad.
"I'm glumy," announced Cheerleader.
"So good!" answered So and So, What's Her Face, and the Ugly One.
"TRAITORS!!!" shouted Cheerleader as she got out a bazooka used it to shoot So and So's, What's Her Face's, and The Ugly One's heads off .
"BAZOOKA'D! Wait, it's too short. Come on imagination, be more... imagination," said Strong Bad.
CUT!!! (A large sign says CUT!!! (XoX))
"Teen girl squad!" screeched Strong Bad.
"Cheerleader!" (Attracts boys)
"So and So!" (Attracts good grades)
"What's Her Face!" (Attracts trouble)
"The Ugly One!" (Double Uh...)
Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face, and The Ugly One meet in one place. Cheerleader looks sad.
"I'm glumy," announced Cheerleader.
"Uh, what shall we do?" asked So and So.
"Please don't shoot us with a bazooka!" suddenly cried The Ugly One.
"Let's cheer her up!" shared What's Her Face.
"How?" asked The Ugly One.
Suddenly, a giant weight that says "HEAVY LOURDE" falls on The Ugly One. Cheerleader is looking at the ground on some worms that blew up because of Strong Bad's overactive imagination.
"HEAVY LOURDE'D!" shouted Strong Bad.
"Oh, I was watching the ground. Where's Ugly One?" asked Cheerleader.
"Sigh," sighed What's Her Face.
"I got another idea! Let's go to the MALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!" shouted So and So.
"Chill out," replied Cheerleader.
At the mall, What's Her Face is trying out a dress with a picture of Man with the Huge Mouth on it.
"I think this dress fits me!" said What's Her Face.
The dress then turns into the Man with the Huge Mouth's head on a worm. He eats What's Her Face and So and So.
"NOT ANYMORE'D!" shouted Strong Bad.
"That's it! I needed a boyfriend to spice my day! Let's go on a date!" said Cheerleader.
The Man with the Huge Mouth shakes his head. Suddenly, a giant void sucks Cheerleader in.
"REJECTED!" shouted Strong Bad. "It's over!"
Sign say's It's over!
"Not!" continued Strong Bad.
Sign replaced by NOT! Then we go to the Ugly One under the Heavy Lourde.
"I think I can get out!" said The Ugly One with hope.
Another Heavy Lourde falls on the first one.
"HEAVY LOURDE'D AGAIN'D!" shouted Strong Bad.
"Ow! My hopes of escaping!" cried out The Ugly One.
"Is it over? I GUESS SO!" shouted Strong Bad.
The comic strip ends with sign that say's "I GUESS SO!" instead of "It's over!"
Easter Eggs:
Click on guess to see this:
We see the two weights on The Ugly One.
"Can someone help me?" asked The Ugly One.
"NO!" answered Strong Bad as another weight that says: "HEAVY LOURDE 3" falls on the two weights.
Click on So to see this:
So and So and What's Her Face are still in the worm. Inside, they see Tompkins.
"Whoa! Tompkins! Where've you been?" asked So and So.
"We're still taller!" said What's Her Face.
"I'm a hella more taller than you!" retorted Tompkins.
"TOMPKINS MADE A SWEAR AGAIN!" shouted So and So and What's Her Face.
"SHUT UP! OR I'LL TELL MOM!" shouted Tompkins.
"MOM'D!" shouted Strong Bad as from nowhere, a large frying pan landed on So and So and What's Her Face.