I've never thought after all those years of being a blood-thirsty, soulless monster, I would be here. I stood there next to the punch bowl, watching Edward and Bella looking disgustingly lovesick. Where was Emmett? He should be here by now. It's all because of that dumb girl Alice. She asked him to stay home and help her with some stuff, didn't even tell me what. It's not like I'd care. I sensed footsteps of a male approaching.
It was a human. Actually, It was the new kid.
It grabbed my hand gently, "Would mah ever so fine beauty here like to dance?"
"Yeah, whatever," I replied coldly.
"Not much of a talker, are you.."
"..."
After thirty freaking minutes in his muscular arms, he spoke again, "Babe, ain't you interested in me?"
I said nothing. He wasn't that ugly, I thought. Not as hot as Emmett, but not ugly. I stared at his bulging muscles. "How juicy," I mumbled.
"Would you like to go out?" he asked forwardly.
"What the heck are you talking about?" I was mightily confused. "Why do we have to go out? Why not just stay in here?"
"Uhh.." He looked at me kind of weird.
"I mean really, you kids today are such mindless creatures. Who the heck would like to go outside in a blizzard like this??!" this kid must be mental, I thought.
"Would you like some punch?" The dude asked.
"Sure, whatever" He was trying to apologize for this stupidity I'll bet.
I waited for quite a while but he never came back.
Some time toward the end of the dance, I saw my human boy whispering in this girl's ear, "Would you like to go out with me sometimes?"
Damn, that is one mentally challenged idiot.