It was another average day at Konoha High . . .

"Bastard . . ."

"Dumbass . . ."

Yes, extremely average.

"Why do you always have to be such a jerk?"

"Why do you always have to be such a blonde idiot?"

". . . Why are you so emo?"

"Why is the sky blue?"

". . ."

Very, very average.

English Class with Mr. Hatake.

Well, it would be English class if the silver dude was actually there.

Naruto, Sasuke, Neji, Tenten, Sakura, Ino, Chouji, Shikamaru, Lee, Hinata, Kiba, Shino, and a freshman named Inuen were grouped together in a circle.

"Jeez, it's so gray outside," Shikamaru mumbled.

"It's raining, you butthead. Of course it's gray."

"Who's the genius here?"

"Okay, I got an idea!" Naruto suddenly said. "Let's tell . . ." He flicked a flashlight on to illuminate his face. Where he got the flashlight, who knows. "Scary stories!"

"EEEEEEAAAAAH!" Tenten screamed.

"We didn't even say anything," Neji grumbled.

"Ooh! A wonderful youthful way to express our inner creativity for horror!" Big prize to anyone who guesses which green spandex kid said that.

"Okay, who's out?" Naruto said.

"U-um, N-Naru—"

"OKAY, WE'RE ALL IN. I'll start first! Inuen, hit the lights!"

The classroom lights shut off, leaving the class in a deadly darkness. Thunder crashed outside. Students squealed in terror as the rain pattered on the windows like ghosts just begging to come in. The only light was of the lightning, and Naruto's glowing face from the flashlight. The group shuddered. Eerie music drafted into the room. (You know, like those soft, dingy sounding ones)

"There was always a story about a ghost haunting the ramen shop nearby . . ." he began in a spooky voice. "It was a fat, chubby ghost by the name of Koshi. He was always known as a porker in the town, and always visited the ramen shop by the name of Ichiraku!"

"B-but I eat at Ichiraku!" Chouji wailed.

"One day, Koshi lifted his 240-pound body to the ramen shop. It was at night. When he arrived there, he ordered his regular: pork. He began eating, and complimented the cook.

"BUT as he finished the ramen, he suddenly choked upon the noodles. He coughed, screamed, spluttered, but it was no use! His stomach felt like it was being punched inside out, as his own heart! In a matter of seconds, he was dead! Now he haunts the ramen shop forever, moaning to get his money back from the ramen that took his fate!"

Naruto turned off the flashlight.

There was silence.

". . . What kind of story was that?" Neji muttered.

"That wasn't scary at all!" Sakura yelled.

"What's the idea, making the ghost fat!"

"Alright, alright, jeez! It wasn't that scary!" Naruto yelled. ". . . Wait, I think it is."

Chouji was in a fit of misery, thinking about his own adventures to his favorite ramen shop.

"So the guy died of some salmonella poisoning or something?" Shikamaru muttered. "Jeez, how troublesome."

"It's like he got a heart attack from all the ramen fat."

"Shut up!"

"We can get a scarier story," Ino grumbled. She looked at Inuen, who was next to Naruto. "Do you have a scary story, Inuen?"

The girl cocked her head, putting a finger on her chin. "Hmm . . . actually, I do. Flashlight please, Naruto."

She turned it on, and her once cute face became horribly boggle-eyed and shadowed. The girls squeaked in terror. Akamaru whined under Kiba's vest. Shino perked up his glasses. Even Naruto shivered and Sasuke looked up at the girl.

"This is an old Korean tale about a ghost living in the bathroom," Inuen whispered eerily. "Long ago, there was always talk about the bathrooms in Korea. Talk about a ghost living within the toilets. Many people were scared to use them because of the stories."

"That's ridiculous!" Naruto yelped, but was knocked in the head by a textbook.

"Young Seung-chul, a promising boy, was in Chun High. He heard the tales of strange occurrences in the last stall of both boy's and girl's bathrooms, on the third floor. It was popular talk.

"One day, he went to the bathroom for emergency. The other stalls were locked because of mischievous students, so the last stall was left. He ran in and immediately sat down to relieve himself. Just as he did, he suddenly felt a strange feeling under his rump, so he quickly looked down the toilet.

"There was a hand, ugly and clawed, pointed straight at him. Suddenly, Seung-chul heard a soft voice say: "Do you use blue toilet paper, or red?' In his fear, the boy quickly said: 'B-blue toilet paper!'"

Inuen snapped off the flashlight, her hand bent at the wrist to reveal a clawlike shape. "The boy was found dead by a sophomore the next hour."

Thunder crashed outside.

"KYAAAAAH!" Ino screamed.

Neji was pale. Sasuke stared at Inuen in utter shock. Naruto was gaping. Sakura and Ino were hugging each other in fear. Hinata fainted on Kiba, who fainted on Shino, whose glasses fell off to reveal eyes aimed at the freshman girl. Shikamaru was sleeping, Chouji was eating chips at a rapid pace. Lee's eyes were bigger than before. Tenten . . . well, Tenten was hiding under the desk.

"That's . . . messed up," Naruto breathed.

"I can't do number two on the toilet anymore!" Lee wailed.

"What the hell kind of story is that?" Neji said.

"It was actually a scary story used by Koreans to get people scared while on the toilet and pee more easily from goosebumps and cold," Inuen said, blinking widely. "Do you think it works?"

"I . . . won't try it."

"Okay, who's next?" Naruto yelled. "Ino, you're next!"

"Okay," she breathed. She took a moment to slap Shikamaru awake. "Well, there was always a story that I kept remembering. It was a story of a bachelor ghost."

"Ooh . . . did he have raven hair and black eyes and a cold reputation?" Sakura cooed, staring right at Sasuke.

"No, actually. No one could tell for sure how the ghost actually looked like, but there was a picture once of a man who they supposed was the ghost. He died in his late twenties, and he was known as a very lustful man. He haunts the houses of women, prowling around in a suit and calling out a woman's name. A woman once said she heard a deep voice call 'Megumi, Megumi!' late at night. The only way to actually remove the bachelor is to leave out a virgin in a ceremonial dress."

"Wow . . ." Sakura whispered.

"E-eek . . ." Hinata squeaked.

"Awesome," Inuen commented.

"When I die, I'll definitely become a bachelor ghost!" Naruto cheered.

"Shut up, dobe."

"You shut up, teme!"

Thunder boomed.

"Okay, who's next? Neji!"

The fate-obsessed boy slowly closed his eyes and crossed his arms. "Flashlight please." He shined it upon his face, making his pupil-less eyes seem to glow yellow. The friends shook.

"This is a story, about a young girl named Sadako. She died when she was just a child because of her father, who raped her and drowned her in a well. He killed his mother as well, then himself in his guilt. One fool managed to open up the well from where Sadako drowned, and thus released a curse in the form of a videotape to all of Japan . . ."

"YOU TOTALLY RIPPED OFF 'THE RING'!" Tenten screamed.

"Did not!" he growled.

"Did too!"

"Did not!"

"Did too!"

Neji shined the flashlight in her eyes, making her yelp and fall off the desk hissing.

". . . Even I knew that you copied from 'Ringu'," Naruto muttered. "Sakura, you're next."

Everyone looked at her intently as the lightning flashed outside.

"Well, it's actually something that happened to me," she said softly, fingering the flashlight. "It was a year or so ago. I was in Osaka with my family for vacation. It was late at night when we were in our hotel that my dad said that we should visit the temples and pray for a while.

"We went to one of the bigger more popular temples, with the big bell. My mom and dad went first, then left me alone to buy some food. It was near midnight, and I kneeled down after I rang the bell. I began to pray, but I heard sniffles in the room with me. I realized it was somebody crying, so I opened my eyes.

"In the darkness, in a corner of the room, there was a girl. She was covered by a pale light, and she was all hunched over, and she was crying." Sakura lifted her hands to her eyes to exemplify. "She was sobbing 'Takeo, Takeo.' I got so scared that I ran out of the temple."

"Kowaii . . ." the girls whined, hunching close together.

Naruto's teeth chattered in fear. "Wah . . . that is scary. So Sakura, did you tell your parents?"

"Yes, I did, but they didn't believe me. They thought I was just too sleepy."

"Mm . . . maybe you were sleepy," Inuen said.

"You don't frequently see ghosts in light calling out a boy's name!" the pink-haired mongrel screeched.

"I did!" a girl chimed.

"Me too!"

"Oh, shut up!"

"Oh, wait, wait! I got another story!" Naruto cried, waving his hand wildly. "It's a good one this time!"

"Spill it," Kiba said.

"Long ago, there was a story of a woman who died unmarried. Ever since then, people have been seeing a white fox running through the mountains and villages late at night. Over the years, men died mysteriously in bed, with a large wound near their stomach. Each deceased man was killed in the same way. Many people suspected it was a serial killer, but the older folks said it was a beautiful woman garbed in white. Of course, no one believed that such a pretty thing would do that, so they left it alone.

"One day, Tatsuya, a young carpenter, went home from work. He was tired, so he took a shorter route to his house. Along the way, he saw a woman in white. She was beautiful, and told him that she was lost. Since she was beautiful, Tatsuya let her follow him home.

"The two talked and laughed, and Tatsuya began to like the woman very much. She was beautiful, with her long black hair and white clothes. It was at night, and he gave her a room to sleep in. He went to his own room and began to sleep. After about an hour, when he was fully asleep, a white fox came into his room. Tatsuya opened his eyes just in time to see the fox on his stomach, ripping through his skin and grabbing his liver. He died immediately. The end."

"Scary . . ." Hinata said quietly.

"Hmm . . ." Shikamaru mumbled.

"Moronic."

Naruto glared at Sasuke. "What did you say, teme?"

"I said it was moronic. It's not scary at all, and sounds more like a folktale," the raven-haired boy muttered, his eyes closed and arms crossed on his desk.

"Oh yeah?" the blonde yelled. "Let's see you do any better!"

Sasuke smirked. "Flashlight." He took it gracefully with Uchiha flair. He put it under his chin and let it illuminate his face eerily. His handsome face became rather wrathful and strange. Lightning crackled outside. The class was deathly silent in the dark gray room. The students gazed at him in fear.

"Kukuku . . ."

Lols . . . should I continue?

Ps: inuen is my personal character. She tends to be dumb a lot xD

Please review if you want me to continue!