The Best Damn Thing

By: punkprincess96

A/N: Not really songfic but I'm adding the chorus. xP

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"I'm the best damn thing your eyes have ever seen!" Nicole and Zoey sang, out of tune. Dana ignored their terrible singing, and continued with her math homework. She decied to pull a Dana comment on them, just for the heck of it.
"Yeah, singing it way out of tune makes me crave the song even more." Dana sacrastically said, continuing to jot down more sentances.
"Well, Dana. Let's see you sing it." Zoey snapped, very sensitive of her singing. On the other hand, Nicole was already aware she sang terrible, and ignored her.
"Hey Dana, it's Avril Lavigne... your favorite! Come, sing a tune or two!" Nicole begged, dying to hear Dana's voice. Dana rarely talked to Nicole and Zoey now a days because she had alot of tests coming up. Dana sighed, giving up and she decided to play along. She stole Nicole's hair brush and used it as a microphone.
"Like it or not, even though she's a lot like me, we're not the same. And yeah yeah yeah I'm a lot to handle, you don't know trouble, I'm a hell of a scandal. Me, I'm a scene, I'm a drama queen, I'm the best damn thing that your eyes have ever seen!" Dana sang, and just got back to work.
"Oh my god, Dana! You must be the queen of singing!" Zoey gasped, amazed at Dana's singing. Dana sighed.
"If you want to borrow my lucky number 2 pencil just ask. Flattery won't get you anywhere, you know." Dana said, laughing.
"No! I'm serious!" Zoey said, pulling Dana up from her chair and grabbing onto her shoulders.
"There's the singing contest Nicole, Chase, Logan and I always go to every friday! You have to go!" Zoey said, shaking Dana's shoulders. Dana flicked Zoey's hands off her.
"Why does Logan go?" Dana curiously asked, keeping a distance between her and Zoey.
"He says he wants to 'pick up the chicks'. But anyways, you just have to go!" Zoey explained, shaking Dana's houlders again.
"Okay, Zoey... first of all; I never HAVE to do anything. Second; why would I enter?" Dana asked, feeling suddenly nervous.
"Because, the winner gets to leave school area with requested information whenever he or she want to." Zoey lied, hiding her crossed fingers behind her back. Dana thought about it for a minute. "And... I'll help you study for your tests." Dana smiled.
"We do good bussiness." Dana said, shaking her hand. Zoey smiled, and had an idea.
"Hey... promise you'll do it over anything? No possible thing to change your mind?" Zoey asked, waiting for a response. Dana rolled her eyes.

"Ok, as long as I get my prize." Dana promised, letting go of Zoey's hand. Zoey smiled and showed Dana her crossed fingers.
"HAH! I LIED! AND NOW YOU STILL HAVE TO SING!" Zoey yelled suddenly, and jumped up and down with Nicole. They burst into giggles and hoped out of the room. Dana groaned, and just shrugged though. She had secretly already known Zoey had lied because she had been going to the singing contests to see other people suffer being the loser. And also, Dana had been lying about not wanting to enter. Dana had always had the passion and talent to sing, but her home town folks would never listen to her.

"You don't know trouble, I'm a hell of a scandal..." Dana quietly and softly sang to herself while finishing her homework. "Me, I'm a scene, I'm a drama queen, I'm the best damn thing that your eyes have ever seen...". Dana finished about a minute later, and she found herself still singing. She got up, and walked outside, still humming. She looked around for Zoey or Nicole so she could end her boredom. She found her friends by a table, arguing about something she couldn't hear. She hid behind the tree infront of her, and listened. It was okay to eavesdrop, well... atleast this time.

"Zoey, can I talk to you?" she heard a voice say. Dana thought she knew who the voice was... wasn't it Chase? She could hear their footseps closer to her.

"Zoey, to order for me to get my mind off Dana... I'm hoping that... you know, we could go out maybe? Since you're her friend and all you guys are alot alike and mayeb that's a good thing for me." the person said. Dana silently gasped when she heard her name in the conversation. She peered through a couple of leaves, and glared at Logan for mentioning her.

"LOGAN!?" Dana whispered, not realizing she was talking. She saw their heads turn, and she quickly climbed up the tree. They shrugged, and continued on.

"So...?" Logan asked, blusing. Zoey hadn't said anything still, but her reaction said it all.

"Umm..." Zoey stammered, staring at the floor. Dana cursed under her breath, hoping Zoey would say no. Logan sighed, already knowing the answer.

"Nevermind." he said, looking hurt as he turned around. Zoey caught his arm, and turned him back around.

"Okay, fine. You are your stupid sad look." Zoey said in a whisper. Dana nearly fell out of the tree, hearing this.

"Sweet! I'll pick you up and 7." he said before leaving. Zoey groaned, and smacked her head on the tree over and over again. Suddenly a squirrel climbed up to Dana, and since Zoey was hitting the tree so hard, Dana's hand slipped and she fell down the 30 feet tree, but even if Dana was on the middle branch, it was still high. Zoey screamed in surprise and put her hand on her chest to calm herself down. Dana groaned, and got up.

"ZOEY! WHY DID YOU SAY THAT AND WHY WERE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT ME?!" Dana yelled, feeling all better. Zoey sighed.

"You heard it all?" Zoey asked, sounding like she had no enthusiasm to find out if Dana had really heard. Dana nodded, and crossed her arms.

"Then... you don't need me to day it again." Zoey said, before mumbling something quietly and leaving. Dana scoffed.

"How could you do this Zoey! You know I-!" Dana stopped before she told everyone her secret. She stomped her foot and jumped up and down before leaving too.

That you're not not not gonna get any better
You won't won't won't you won't get rid of me never
Like it or not, even though she's a lot like me
We're not the same
And yeah yeah yeah I'm a lot to handle
You don't know trouble, I'm a hell of a scandal
Me, I'm a scene, I'm a drama queen
I'm the best damn thing that your eyes have ever seen
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A/N: Finished the first chapter, reveiw please!