Bold : Beck
Regular : Ajna.
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Hey, Beck. Hey, Ajna! How's it going? It's been well. You know how my life is. Boring as hell. I see. Hey…what's that shirt stand for? P….1? It represents a WWE wrestler named AJ Styles. He has a nickname called "The Phenomenal One". WWE? You still watch that? It's not real, you know. How original. Anime's not real, and you still watch that. Touche. You watch it the same reason I watch wrestling. It's entertainment, and I love it. Yeah, I guess you're right.
Hey,are you free on Sunday? Why do you ask? No reason, I just wanted to know if you would come with me to see…this! What is it? It's a ticket to a Pay Per View called "Backlash". Wanna come? It'll be fun! Aw sure, why not. Great, see you on sunday!
"Sunday, Sept 11, 2016."
Hey, Ajna! You ready to go? Yeah, let's do it!
(In Beck's car)
So…how much do you know about the WWE? A lot. Ever since I was a child. Do you think you can tell me about it? So I can catch up to speed? Sure! Let's see…where do I start…ah! OK, so the WWE is a huge wrestling promotion with a ton of fans, founded in the 1970s. Tons of guys became stars from that company like Hulk Hogan, Andre the Giant, and Randy Savage. As time went on, other guys stepped in to take their spot and were loved. Guys like The Rock, Steve Austin, and Shawn Michaels. Then there's the now, where we watch guys like John Cena, Randy Orton, and Finn Balor take the spotlight. They inspire guys like us to do the same and take up their mantle and provide people with entertainment. But it all comes at a risk of injury, which would lead to retirement.
Wait, I thought everything in the WWE was fake? Yeah, but certain holds and manuevers, done correctly or botched, can lead to injury. Such as the cross arm breaker…
Ow.
Curb Stomp…
yeesh…
and the Piledriver.
I feel like I'm in serious pain, and I just HEARD IT. If you can get injured, then why do they keep doing this? Why not just quit? Because of the Jackpot. The company has gold belts that can be earned in a match and given to the winner. There's a Women's Championship, Tag Team Championship, and the most prized one of them all…the WWE Championship. It's been held by many people, from Hogan, to Edge, to CM Punk. Isn't he that guy debuting in the UFC?! What was he doing in the WWE? That's a story for another time. Anyways, it's a prestigous championship held by many. That's all you need to know for now.
Wow, people giving their lives up for giant gold belts and money? How do people find that entertaining? You'll see. Look, the arena's right over there. Once you go in and come out a few hours later, you'll have a different opinion. Yeah, right. Like that'll happen.
TWO HOURS LATER.
I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT HAPPENED. HOW COULD AJ STYLES DO THAT?! You should've seen him on Smackdown. But I'm so glad Becky Lynch got the women's title! Same. Always bet on the waifu. Also, what was the deal with the red headed dude and the "Rhyno"? …I'll tell you on the way home. Well, I guess you were right. I'm totally into wrestling now. See, I told you you'd give in! But you're gonna have to know a lot of the lore behind the WWE. What do you mean? Attitude Era. Huh? WCW. Wut? Kayfabe. WHO TAUGHT YOU HOW TO SPEAK BULLSHIT? Exactly, you don't know what I mean. I'll give you my subscription of the WWE Network. You'll know most things there. Alright. Trust me, Ajna, this is the beginning of a new era for you.
END.