A/N: I still don't own Criminal Minds OR Family Feud. My mind talks alot and I'm sorry Erica Messer, Mark Gordon and whoever owns them, but I'm just borrowing them.
A/N: I hope you find this little mini game show as cute as I did. Dedicated to the lovely JayJRat.
A/N: Cross posted on AO3.
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Nearly 500 people, from civilians to the upper echelon of the United States Congress, shelled out $50 a ticket to get a chance to see the five of the Federal Bureau of Investigation's Behavioral Analysis Unit take on five of the President's Secret Service detail in a charity game of "Family Feud," as they raised funds for the Halo Trust Humanitarium.
The dress for the evening was black tie, for after the game, cocktails and schmoozing commenced downstairs in the drab yellow walled and old tiled floored cafeteria of Friendship Collegiate Academy PCS off the Anacostia Freeway in Washington, D.C.
As the lights dimmed, those in the lobby of the school headed to their assigned seats; the doors were shut and whimsical music filled the speakers of the school auditorium. A quiet murmur went through the halls.
A female voice came over the intercom in between the music. "Thank you very much for coming to the Halo Trust Humanitarium charity game of Family Feud. This is going to be an amazing night for everyone as we see the best and brightest the FBI has to offer go up against the President's roughest and toughest. And we would like you to give a round of applause for the President of the United States and his family." The audience cheered as the President, his wife and son stood up and acknowledged the room. "We would also like you to acknowledge the director the Federal Bureau of Investigation and his family," the girl said after the room had died down, just in time for another round of cheering to commence as the Director, his wife and their three sons stood and waved. "And now, let me introduce to you the host of this evening, the Vice President of the United States, Andrew Stone!"
Music swelled and an older man, dressed in morning dress and tails, top hat and cane, came out on stage waving as he greeted those in the first few rows. He called up the President and the Director to the stage, made them shake hands and had the President call a coin toss. When the President lost, the Director had the President's men come out first.
The music of the jazz band at the high school played 'Colonel Boogey March' and the five guys, dressed in matching black suits, white button down shirts and matching red, white and blue ties, with black sunglasses on their heads came out of the left side of the stage. They shook hands with the President, Director and the Vice President as the audience clapped, before taking their assigned spots at the makeshift table and microphones. Above their head a student-painted banner in red, white and blue, said All the Presidents Men.
As the Behavioral Analysis Unit of the Federal Bureau of Investigation's Alpha team made their way on stage, the music of the band changed to a slow march called 'Les Huguenots.' A man dressed in a black blazer, jeans, black shirt and shoes, lead the team of profilers to shake the hands of the Director, President and Vice President. Matching the team before them, the ragtag group made their way over the right side of the Vice President taking their assigned sports. Their banner painted in gold read: FBI BAU LOL.
"Thanks for coming everyone; I hope you enjoy your evening as much as I know we will. I'm Vice President Andrew Stone. Let's get this show on the road." Pointing at the men in black, he demanded, "give me Steve;" the Vice President pointed at the first guy on the BAU side, "give me David. Let's go!"
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A/N: The highschool is a real high school in Washington, D.C. I also kept it kinda cheap for this because I know that this is something I'd want to see even though I don't know if I would shell out hundreds of dollars for it. So, because I'm the writer, I get to say how much this costs. Also, the Halo Trust is a real trust that I fully support.