Hi again people
This is special because I'm in a good mood I'm posting FOUR new story TONIGHT
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So this is just something I wrote as a prank on my best friend
And because I really hate Jacob black
Most of this my friend wrote I just edited the stories
So enjoy and remember
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TWILIGHT NEWS BY MISS CULLEN 2010
Hey twi-hards this is twilight news twilight all the way
So is it true Bella's getting married or not …
Will she dump Edward on the side walk for Jacob doubt it…
Will she survive victorias punishment for killing he beloved mate
Or will Bella get her vampire wish sooner than she thought
Ill give you a hint of whets going to happen next
Oh no it's Bella's birthday
But It goes horribly wrong…..
Rosalie gets over her envy over Bella
Alice is having fun at the same time with what's happening…..opps going a bit far
Try to avoid the blood
Ok so
There have been rumours flying around forks about Bella Edward and Jacob
Here are some things they have been saying…..
Eliza..
Edward had killed Jacob for kissing Bella
And so he's in hiding and she visits her saver everyday and is so happy to never
see that mutt again
Nick..
One day Jacob was cliff diving '
And accidentally hit his head on a large rock
And died the next day
As Bella watched him die
She screamed "YAY THAT STUPID MUTTS DEAD"
Jasmine..
Bella goes to la push one day and walked into his house only to find
Jacob, Sam and Paul making out
Lisa…
One day Jacob go missing or so everyone thought turns out he ran away to marry mike Newton
THAT'S RIGHT MIKE AND JACOB ARE GAY!
And this last rumours my favourite
Josh…
Jacobs just driving around la push minding his own business when BAM!
Two vampires jump on Jacobs car
"please don't hurt me" he begged wetting his pants over and over again to he sat in his own pee
Lolz that last ones my fave
Ok remember this is just something I randomly wrote it probably doesn't even make sense but yeah
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