DISCLAIMER: I don't own Naruto, yo.
This story is highly retarted.
Once upon a time, Sasuke was in the toilet. He had been there for quite a tad long time because of some (insert cough) certain difficulties which was why he was bawling his eyes out.
Finally he relieved himself.
That was when his dilemma started. Should he flush? Or not? If he flushed it would echo across the hall and through their bedroom. Hinata would wake up and Sasuke knew very clearly to never wake up a tired pregnant wife or else he would most definitely shit himself.
He ended up flushing.
He heard someone shuffling around the bed. He froze.
Shit. God, I'm sorry I didn't go to church when I was suppose to and I'm sorry I threw up on the Bible but I swear it was by accident, so please God help me.
"Sasuke!! My water just broke!"
Holy Shit..