Not so sweet December by miss Cullen 2010
Hello people of earth its me your leader lolz
Naa its just little old me teisha
And this is my short stack/ Twilight
And if you've NEVER heard of short stack or twilight or short stack
You live under a rock ( or America)
Ok so Shaun of short stack and get his girlfriend teisha (ha-ha I know but I'm perfect for him)
Pregnant but everything goes wrong and teisha dies L
So he decides to take a brake from short stack and his and his baby Brandie (after Brandie Webb of short stack *sigh*) move to…..
You guessed it forks and he meets Bella
But Bella's in love with Edward and Jacob and now Shaun
Who will she chose?
And will short stack get back together or have Brandie *sigh* and Andy moved on?
And yes I own short stack and twilight
Brandie: no you don't I do
Me: yes I do and WILL YOU MARRY ME
Brandie: no
Me L
Brandie: ok but only if you say don't own short stack
Me: what about twilight
Brandie: I don't care about twilight
Me: ok I don't own short stack BUT I DO OWN TWILIGHT
Stephanie Meyer: YOU DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT I DO NOW SAY IT OR ILL DESTROY
YOU
Me: BRANDIE HELP!
Brandie: no way she's to scary
Stephanie Meyer: mwahahahahahahahahahaha
Me: *sigh* fine I don't own twilight or short stack
But I am marrying Brandie of short stack kiss me
*make out*
And we live happily ever after
Lolz
Now for the story
I'm coming home
I'm coming
I 'm coming home
To be your sweet December
"wohoooooooooooo" yelled Brandie yelled standing from his drum stool
"ok ok Brandie we get it your existed" he merely rolled his eyes as he passed me
"ok so are we ready for the meet and greet tour remember we have to be at the airport
By 10:00 so we'll leave 8:30 from here got it"
"got it" both Brandie and Andy said in sync
They both reminded me of each other
A slow grin spread across my face
"what are you grinning about shauney wauney" Andy said
As he launched a pillow aiming for my head
I caught it with almost no effort
"weak" I teased
that's what I love about being in short stack we have so much fun
No matter what
And were so close almost brothers me being the best of course
"ok ok brake it up children" I steeped in the middle of there pillow fight
Only to be hit and covered in feathers
"oh opps sorry Shaun that was meant for Andy's fat face"
'come on do you wanna stay here and bicker or do you wanna go home"
They just nodded and started towards the doors,
I checked my phone once I was outside Andy and Brandie behind me arguing who knows what
One new message from
"teisha" my girlfriends voice was shaken and I could tell she had been crying
"Shaun can you please call me, I have some news and I need to tell you its
Extremely impotent just call me
Love you"
"hey Shaun you ok" Brandie asked concerned
"it's teisha something's wrong I have to go" I called over my shoulder
As I jogged to my car.
Everything was a deep blur
As I drove through the wet Melbourne roads
Pushing my black BMW 636 I made it p so just roll with it) to its limit
"teisha where are you" I called out as I walked through the front house
I heard crying from up stairs and opened the door
To reveal my love on her knees crying I sprinted to her
"teisha teisha whets wrong tell me please say something" I pleaded
"I…I'm pregnant"…..
Dun dumdum dahhhhhhh
I'm so evil ok
Love it? Hate it? Wanna marry it? Lolz joking
Review welcome
Teisha xoxox